If you want to rob my pad, now's the chance!

Started by Strangelove4 pages

Re: If you want to rob my pad, now's the chance!

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I'm off to go to the gym. Afterwards I will go to enjoy a sandwich at Subway. This means that you will have two and a half hours to break into my apartment and steal my things. Be warned, I trained a cockroach to kill anything that moves while I'm gone. Also, I may have my webcam watching you!

How will you break in? What will you take? How will you get passed the cockroach and the webcam? 🙂

I'm perfectly complacent with my own stuff, thank you!

Originally posted by BakaXero
eww Moira germs!!!
*runs and rubs self on cockroach*

🙁 I dont have cooties ya know *chases baka around trying to hug him*

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
🙁 I dont have cooties ya know *chases baka around trying to hug him*

*pulls out the Huggable Lana decoy and runs for dear life*

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
no power rangers are more effective.
They killed my dvd player... 🙁

Bastereds. Maybe Teletubbies will help.

Originally posted by BakaXero
*pulls out the Huggable Lana decoy and runs for dear life*

ooh!
*hugs the Lana decoy and realises its a fake*
Oh, you are paying now! When i finally do hug you, Im also gonna kiss you on the cheek(face, not butt)!!!!!
*chases Baka*

i have no idea what can stop a moira crybaby

Originally posted by BakaXero
i have no idea what can stop a moira crybaby

*hugs an dkisses*
winning. thats what can stop me.

snakes? more cockroaches? spiders?

snakes on a plane??? 😱

snakes! 😱

Well, I just got home and my cockroach is stoned, my webcam is all chewed up and in the freezer, I saw LanceWindu take off in a car with my dresser, Xirius was sitting on my couch watching my tv, eating my chips with Jessigem, all my furniture was pink and purple, twinkie wrappes everywhere, my new DVD player is broken now, the place smells like insecticide, I could have sworn I saw some Power Rangers and a purple dinasaur escape from the broken window, my porn is missing, Bun bun is in my shower, and I just bought all my cd's back off of ebay.

Man, I should get out more often. 🙂

that way i could get to eat some of the food in there...

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker

that way i could get to eat some of the food in there...

That is if Xirius doesn't eat it all first. I'll have to stalk up after I clean up all these damn twinkie wrappers.

have some tacos in there?

*steals pillow and lays across your bed* yawn

*plops pillow on SL's face*

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
*plops pillow on SL's face*

So now I have Bun Bun, Shellie, and JaehSkywalker in my bedroom? w00t

can i have some water? 😄

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I'm off to go to the gym. Afterwards I will go to enjoy a sandwich at Subway. This means that you will have two and a half hours to break into my apartment and steal my things. Be warned, I trained a cockroach to kill anything that moves while I'm gone. Also, I may have my webcam watching you!

How will you break in? What will you take? How will you get passed the cockroach and the webcam? 🙂

I will simply walk in the front door, put a Paris Hilton picture in front of the cam. Turn around and let loose another roach so yours has a play mate and becomes distracted. The I will go through your stuff, use what I find as black mail. then leave you a msg that I was there but wont sign my name to it. and leave. come back to my house, come on KMC and use the blackmail 😛

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
can i have some water? 😄

All I have is beer. Oh wait, here's a Coors Light, it's basically water anyway. 😄