Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Jesus Christ lives in my spirit (proof). I speak in tongues (a language that I have never learned. More proof). I lay hands on the sick in the Name of Jesus Christ and they recover (more proof). I am anointed by Jesus Christ to teach the Word of God. I have received numerous acclaim from people outside this forum and within it via private messages and regular posts commending my teaching ability (more proof). All of theses things I could not do until after Jesus Christ took up residence in my spirit. This is the truth so help me God. Years before I discovered this site these things were true of me, especially the acclaim from people about the teaching ability that I received from Jesus Christ.
Woah, woah, woah there Nelly, hold on just a second!
1) "Jesus Christ lives in my spirit (proof)" - Erroneous! You have faith that he lives in your spirit, faith is not proof, it's faith.
2) "I speak in tongues (a language that I have never learned. More proof)" - False, not proof! Anyone can speak in tongues, I can do it, Alliance can do it, Flamboyant can do it, Imperial Samurai, Shakymunison can do it so on and so forth, how hard is it to yell out gibberish that no one can understand and them claim it is a 'unknown' language. Have you ever seen a person overdose on LSD?
3) "I lay hands on the sick in the Name of Jesus Christ and they recover (more proof)" Pure insanity and not proof! Now you claim to be a direct conduit through God? Are you serious? Wait, don't answer that. But Why aren't you at the hospital every single day healing people of cancer, HIV and anal warts? If I had godly given powers to heal, the only right thing to do would be to heal as many people as I could in the name of God.
4) "I am anointed by Jesus Christ to teach the Word of God." One of two things happened here, either you're insane and delusional or Jesus actually spoke to you and "anointed" you as his avatar, I'm willing to bet logic would say the later is false. Either way it boils down to faith and faith is not proof.
5) "I have received numerous acclaim from people outside this forum and within it via private messages and regular posts commending my teaching ability (more proof)" Not proof, the only thing this proves is that some people are willing to listen and possibly you are a gifted orator.