The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Originally posted by dadudemon
I got a head start as I already fapped thrice to it since I saw that photo on Facebook.

Edit - Make that four.

I can't blame you. I am one sexy lady.

Originally posted by jaden101
I can't blame you. I am one sexy lady.

Just like Stan, Shaky vomits out of anxiety when he's around the girl he likes.

Originally posted by Robtard
Just like Stan, Shaky vomits out of anxiety when he's around the girl he likes.

Hey! My pics are not perfect! Who do you think I am, Stealth Moose?

😛

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
That's a gorgeous outfit, beautiful.

ABS...still gorgeous after all these years!

About 6 years ago I used to pollute this thread with at least 5 photos a day. I have 6 years worth of 5 photos a day to catch up on.

Very Handsome.

Capitalization worthy.

Originally posted by Dyno
About 6 years ago I used to pollute this thread with at least 5 photos a day. I have 6 years worth of 5 photos a day to catch up on.

You are a pretty man.

Originally posted by jaden101
Me and the lads from work doing the opposite of the women's Facebook 'no make up selfies' and making some money for prostate cancer UK. Try not to tire yourselves out furiously masturbating over it.

Originally posted by Dyno
About 6 years ago I used to pollute this thread with at least 5 photos a day. I have 6 years worth of 5 photos a day to catch up on.

That thing in your hand is called a camera. The people you see in the glass on the back of it aren't tiny people trapped inside.

Being from Glesga I wasn't sure you'd know.

Can't wait to see Usain Bolt get chased through the Gallowgate for wearing a zombies strip. Then we'll really see if he's the fastest man on the planet.

Scot on Scot hate

East coast v west coast. It's the same all over the world.

In the city, the city of Glasgow...

Yeah, this is a classic case of "Unterschnaffelhausen und Königshufbergenstadt" (that's what we call it in German) .... tragic

Ah you Germans and your crazy single words that translate into big sentences.

Originally posted by jaden101
That thing in your hand is called a camera. The people you see in the glass on the back of it aren't tiny people trapped inside.

Being from Glesga I wasn't sure you'd know.

Can't wait to see Usain Bolt get chased through the Gallowgate for wearing a zombies strip. Then we'll really see if he's the fastest man on the planet.

Nah mate. I hallowed the camera out and keep my sea monkeys in there now. I'm just checking up on them in this photo.

Haha, aye I reckon "Wit usain? Bolt! Ya dafty" is going to be a very oversaturated joke during the Commonwealth Games!

Pale white skin, deep blue eyes, wavy brownish-reddish hair... wait I wasn't supposed to be totally serious, right? Funny but I don't have "another" look for myself. Man I'm in the lame zone right now!

Here's my kid and my profile.

Aww, that's adorable. Sooo cute. I love it.

And there's a baby in the picture as well...

Originally posted by Cherrywild
Here's my kid and my profile.

"Sup?"