The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Keep in mind this heritage information comes from a possibly delusional grandmother.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
If you think about it. Super Saiyans are Arians. Tall, muscular beings with blonde hair and blue eyes. Bardock just fell short.

I'm like a super saiyan level 4, black hair, hairy, long red cock...

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Don Quixote?

Spain's most famous knight.

Quixote is actualy Mexican in origin (where Spain borrowed the language from). It means "he who stares at goats" in Nahuatl. /historical facts

Originally posted by Cherrywild
Here's my kid and my profile.

Adorable baby.

You're still sexy as ever.

Don't really like any of the cars.

and where are pictures? 🤨

Above

Originally posted by Robtard
Quixote is actualy Mexican in origin (where Spain borrowed the language from). It means "he who stares at goats" in Nahuatl. /historical facts

/things that Rob posted

LOOK IT UP ON THE INTERNET, PAL!

Originally posted by Cherrywild
Here's my kid and my profile.

Cute!! : D

Originally posted by Robtard
Above

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
If you think about it. Super Saiyans are Arians. Tall, muscular beings with blonde hair and blue eyes. Bardock just fell short.

Don Quixote?

This explains everything about Bardock now.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Keep in mind this heritage information comes from a possibly delusional grandmother.

According to a claim by my estranged father, I might be part Cherokee. Therefore, you can call me "Walks Stealthily as a Moose".

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm like a super saiyan level 4, black hair, hairy, long red cock...

Spain's most famous knight.

If it's red when flaccid, see a doctor. Germany had the first social healthcare.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
This explains everything about Bardock now.

According to a claim by my estranged father, I might be part Cherokee. Therefore, you can call me "Walks Stealthily as a Moose".

If it's red when flaccid, see a doctor. Germany had the first social healthcare.

GERMANY IS ALSO GONNA **** YOU WITH IT'S FLACCID RED COCK!!!

Sorry, Germany has a slight anger issue problem, we're working on it...

Originally posted by Stealth Moose

According to a claim by my estranged father, I might be part Cherokee. Therefore, you can call me "Walks Stealthily as a Moose".

Your 1/128th Cherokee blood doesn't count; you get no casino money. Condolences!

Originally posted by Bardock42
GERMANY IS ALSO GONNA **** YOU WITH IT'S FLACCID RED COCK!!!

Sorry, Germany has a slight anger issue problem, we're working on it...

You've been decently calm for roughly seventy years, with a few exceptions. You particularly appear irate around ancient Greek sports competitions.

Originally posted by Bardock42
GERMANY IS ALSO GONNA **** YOU WITH IT'S FLACCID RED COCK!!!

Sorry, Germany has a slight anger issue problem, we're working on it...

I'm mostly German, so I understand entirely.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your 1/128th Cherokee blood doesn't count; you get no casino money. Condolences!

Y U OPPRESS MEH WHITIE!?

Originally posted by The Renegade
You've been decently calm for roughly seventy years, with a few exceptions. You particularly appear irate around ancient Greek sports competitions.

It's all those naked Greek athletes with their pale cocks.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose

It's all those naked Greek athletes with their pale cocks.

It distracted them so massively, it blocked their mediation capabilities.

By "blocked," I really mean "evaporated."

Originally posted by Robtard
Your 1/128th Cherokee blood doesn't count; you get no casino money. Condolences!

I enjoy the fact that you used a perfect power of 2 for your denominator (because it takes 2 parents). See, computer people notice those things and appreciate it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I enjoy the fact that you used a perfect power of 2 for your denominator (because it takes 2 parents). See, computer people notice those things and appreciate it.

Nerd.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I enjoy the fact that you used a perfect power of 2 for your denominator (because it takes 2 parents). See, computer people notice those things and appreciate it.

Exactly why I did it

Originally posted by Robtard
Exactly why I did it

Nerd You're cool.