The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Ha! Marius, I considered naming my child your name.

Exactly, Moose.

It is a cool name. I much prefer "Marian," though.

Originally posted by Cherrywild
Ha! Marius, I considered naming my child your name.

Exactly, Moose.

Marius is a cool name, tbh. Gaius Marius is my favorite historical character in the Age of Antiquity.

It's an alright name as far as names go, serves its purpose well.

Originally posted by Cherrywild
Ha! Marius, I considered naming my child your name.

Originally posted by Astner
And by choosing not to you saved him from a childhood of browbeating.

I hear "Astner" means "built like a boy" in ancient Greek.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I hear "Astner" means "built like a boy" in ancient Greek.

Actually Astner originates from astér which means star, and yes I'm nobility. Kind of puts your Johnson (or whatever) to shame, doesn't it?

I know gorilla warfare. The only reason why you exist is because I graciously allow it.

#internetaccolades.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I know gorilla warfare. The only reason why you exist is because I graciously allow it.

Originally posted by Astner
Right.

That was my first thought after reading that you're hidden Swedish royalty.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
That was my first thought after reading that you're hidden Swedish royalty.

Originally posted by Astner
Nobility. German nobility.

Yeah? Elaborate on that.

At some point in time, one of the women in Astner's family tree was sexually accosted by a fat German nobleman, probably during WW2, and she gave birth to a fat noble son. The fat Nobleman already had a wife and a few kids, so to hide his crime he gave her some cash and sent her away to Sweden.

The rest is history.

👆

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah? Elaborate on that.

^ You need to read this with invidious intent.

Bards is clearly envious of Astley, or whatever, and his Aryanperfect lineage.

Is this a bad time to say I descend from Spanish Knights...

Originally posted by Tzeentch
At some point in time, one of the women in Astner's family tree was sexually accosted by a fat German nobleman, probably during WW2, and she gave birth to a fat noble son. The fat Nobleman already had a wife and a few kids, so to hide his crime he gave her some cash and sent her away to Sweden.

The rest is history.

Originally posted by The Renegade
^ You need to read this with invidious intent.

Bards is clearly envious of Astley, or whatever, and his Aryanperfect lineage.

Bardock's hidden master race envy.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Is this a bad time to say I descend from Spanish Knights...

Don Quixote?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose

Don Quixote?

I'm dying right now.

My guess would have been Panza, though.

(A squire is close enough and is surely what Gecko meant.)

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Bardock's hidden master race envy.

Don Quixote?

If you think about it. Super Saiyans are Arians. Tall, muscular beings with blonde hair and blue eyes. Bardock just fell short.

Don Quixote?