The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Started by Robtard2,838 pages
Robtard Senor Member

My mom tells me I'm cool.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Your mom tells me I'm hot and that my beard tickles.

Clovie -~=¤=~-

My mum tells me I'm fat and stupid and that I should take better care of my life 😐

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

She sounds toxic. Move away.

dadudemon Senior Member

My mom tells me to poop on the toilet, not the couch. I find that extremely difficult because the lid is down. 🙁 She expects the impossible.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite
Originally posted by dadudemon
My mom tells me to poop on the toilet, not the couch. I find that extremely difficult because the lid is down. 🙁 She expects the impossible.

Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Your mom tells me I'm hot and that my beard tickles.

Her balls?

Bardock42 Junior Member

My momma's soo fat....

Wait, what are we doing?

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite
Originally posted by Robtard
Her balls?

That was smooth. Hats off to you, sir.

Originally posted by Bardock42
My momma's soo fat....

Wait, what are we doing?

Reliving the 90's.

Your mama so fat, she use bacon as a band-aid.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Clovie
My mum tells me I'm fat and stupid and that I should take better care of my life 😐
AbnormalButSane Screw up

Getting old. Getting the eye wrinkles.

Bardock42 Junior Member

You look beautiful as ever. You have a great smile too. Pretty jelly, I look like an idiot when smiling.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Nothing wrong with smile lines, naturally. I'm already getting them too.

The grey is just a bonus.

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dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Bardock42
You look beautiful as ever. You have a great smile too. Pretty jelly, I look like an idiot when smiling.

Yes you do. And so do I. Some people just have a derpy looking smile. Not all of us are blessed with Ewan McGregor's or ABS's smile.

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by dadudemon
Yes you do. And so do I. Some people just have a derpy looking smile. Not all of us are blessed with Ewan McGregor's or ABS's smile.

Exactly, it's annoying when people tell you to smile with teeth in a photo though. "Go **** yourself, I know my face", amirite?

Bardock42 Junior Member

Just so everybody know I ain't even lying.

Natural smile!

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane

Getting old. Getting the eye wrinkles.

Lovely.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
Just so everybody know I ain't even lying.

Natural smile!

I lold.

Comb your ****ing hair.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Combing hair is for suckers.

I might get a haircut sometime soon though.