In a quick flash, Tia whips out a lightning bolt and sends Liz reeling from the cabin. Jack strains to pretend he doesn't care.
Jack: Now that that drama is over, I hope you saved some of that spark for later, hm?
Tia: Jack Sparrow, always have a way with words.
Jack: Care for some rum, darling? (pours her drink, saving some of it)
(Tia takes a swig)
Tia: Jack. Sit a minute with me. Let me admire ya. Ya know, Davy's clothes look a might better on you than on him (laughs)
Jack: I could get used to them.
Meanwhile back on the Pearl:
Will: What on earth are they doing? What can be taking them so long?
Kate: They have a plan. I know it. Even if they just take care of one of them we'll all be better off.
Will: Are you really a spy?
Back in Tia's cabin:
Jack: Now, how's about we push him off that bed of yours and rekindle old times?
(Follows her into the bedroom. He makes sure her back is to him and Davy is passed out. Drawing out his sword as quietly as he can, he plunges it into her back)
Jack: No one electrifies my girl but me, savvy?
(Tia screams in pain)
Tia: How can this be? (shrieks)
Jack: How does it feel to be only human? (watches her collapse to the floor and die)
Liz: Jack.
Jack: You look mighty beat up for an immortal. (hands her the last of the vial)
Liz (drinks): It still hurt more than anything. What about Davy? Shall I finish him off for you.
Jack: If you want to, then.... (they turn and see Davy rise up)
Jack: Run
Back on the Pearl:
Kate: Yes, I am a spy, Mr. Turner, but never spied on you. I was spying on Mr. Dumas.
Will: He's a good man.
Kate: A good man with one flaw. (she opens her mouth but hears a scream) What's that?
(They see Jack and Liz screaming and running towards them)
Will: That's the sound of raising the anchor and pulling out. Mr. Gibbs!
Liz: Will! Get us out of here!
Will: Did you do it? Did you succeed?
Jack: As much as we wanted to, boy. Now cast off and let's be gone!
Later that evening, Liz comes out of her cabin, seeing Jack, Gibbs, Will, and the girls laughing and drinking. Abigail is sitting on Jack's lap.
Liz: Why have a human woman indeed?
Abby: Elist-tabith! We were just saying that my father was a tight-ass (laughs hysterically)
Jack: But a good swordsman (sees Liz's face)
Will: You ought to hear these ladies go on, Elizabeth! (spanks Jacky) Real....whatevers!
(Liz doesn't say anything but goes back into the cabin)
Jack: I think I'll be detained a moment (follows her into the cabin) Is this some kind of pouting that you're picking up, because it doesn't flatter you at all?
Liz: Bad enough the way you were with Tia, but Norrington's daughter? Not to mention how you've corrupted Will. Your sister is not exactly the kind of woman he needs
Jack: Is this because the drunken lass popped a seat on me?
Liz: It's because you haven't exactly given the impression of faithfulness as of late.
Jack: Look, kissing Tia and dismissing you there was part of our plan.
Liz: It was convincing
Jack: We would both be dead if it wasn't, except you, I suppose, because for a brief moment, you were truly the goddess I think you are. And when a little girl hops onto me lap, it's not the gentlemanly thing to push her off. That one seems to like our Mr. Turner anyhow.
Liz (pauses): Oh
Jack: Oh. Feel guilty now, don't you?
Liz: Since when do you do gentlemanly things?
Jack: Since you find them so strangely irresistable. For a pirate, you make me have too much of a conscience.
Liz: Sometimes it has to be my job.
Jack: And then is mine to make you come back to the dark side?
Liz: Sometimes (she grins) Would it be awfully bad, or awfully good on your conscience if you removed those clothes here in the cabin with the rest of them only a few feet away?
Liz and Jack begin to kiss passionately, as Elizabeth pulls off Jack’s shirt. Suddenly, they hear a banging on the door, which flies open to reveal Dumas standing with a pistol in his hand.
Dumas: Surrender.
Jack: You look strangely familiar, have I been threatened by you before?
Liz: Governor Dumas? What are you doing here?!
Dumas: Unfortunately Ms. Swann, I’m here to take Captain Jack back where he belongs… to a prison, where he can await a swift death.
Liz: What do you mean? He’s done nothing wrong!
Dumas: On the contrary. We have new evidence that suggests he has been in league with Tia Dalma for several months, making plans to overthrow Port Royal and rule the Caribbean with her.
Liz: That’s absurd! Jack, tell him…
She turns to Jack, who is standing strangely quiet, refusing to meet her gaze.
Liz: Jack… is he telling the truth?
Jack: Listen, Governor. Tia Dalma is dead. Her threat is removed.
Dumas: Ah, but you left the job only half finished, Jack Sparrow. You left Davy Jones alive… on purpose perhaps?
Elizabeth is looking more and more shocked.
Jack: Jones and I have always been enemies.
Dumas: Always? I think not, Mr. Sparrow. Of course you’ll remember when you first made your bargain with Davy Jones… when he raised your ship for you… and part of that bargain included never seeing Tia Dalma again.
Jack: Obviously that bargain went out the window when we killed Jones the first time.
Dumas: But what about the other half of the bargain? That after settling your debt, you would take over the town where you had both buried enormous amounts of treasure… Port Royal. Do you think we don’t know what you were originally planning to do when you sailed into Port Royal in a sinking ship over a year ago?
Jack: I obviously didn’t do anything mate, except save a pretty girl... and anyways, how could you possibly know about a private bargain between two pirates?
Dumas: I had a clever spy to help me…
With this, he pulls Kate in the door, who looks upset. Jack eyes her in shock and anger.
Jack: A true scoundrel you are, milady. Betraying a man you didn’t even know.
Kate: I knew you, Captain Sparrow. Perhaps you don’t remember it but I sailed with you once… on your first voyage over from England.
Jack: And what did I ever do to you?
Kate: Got me branded a pirate, for one thing.
Jack: Oh! (suddenly remembering) Well, a fine pirate you turned out to be.
Liz: Jack, is there anything else you want to tell me before someone else does??
Jack: Not that I can think of…
Dumas: Enough chatter. Its clear Mr. Sparrow you are a criminal with wicked intentions against our town. I have no choice but to arrest you.
Liz: Wait! Governor… is there anything I can do to save Jack?
Dumas: (thinking for a moment) I suppose there is still the matter of Davy Jones to consider. If you kill him, I might re-think Sparrow’s fate.
Liz: Done. I’ll set off immediately.
Dumas: Good. I’ll leave you two to say your goodbyes, then. (he pulls Kate out the door, leaving Liz and Jack alone. Liz turns to Jack with a hard face.)
Jack: You would still try to save me, love?
Liz: Yes, Captain Sparrow… even though for once, you deserve your punishment. You lied to me.
Jack: Elizabeth… this is a mistake. I only meant to…
Liz: Enjoy me and then move on to another adventure? Destroy the town I grew up in… and the people I love there?
Jack: Elizabeth, I’ve asked you for a long time now to trust me. I can’t tell you what was going on… but it’s not what it seems.
Liz: (biting her lip to keep from crying) Tia’s advice seems to make sense now.
Jack: Tia was a jealous whore! I love you. I love you. I… I didn’t know what love was until I met you. Have I ever given you a reason not to trust me???
Elizabeth whirls around and slams the door in abi's face. She turns back to Jack.
Liz: Jack, I can't help it. I can't get enough of you. I want you in my arms, and I want to be yours. Its like a fever or a drug. I cant get you out of my head... but if i cant trust you? You're tearing me up inside Jack. Who are you? What do you want?
Jack looks at her quietly.
Jack: Remember what we promised each other? No lies between us. I've kept that oath, I swear on my life, darling. But have you?
Liz: Of course! I've been truer to you than i ever thought i could be to a man.
Jack: But you sent the spy on me, didn't you? You've been working with Dumas, havent' you?
Liz bites her lip and gets defensive.
Liz: I was worried... and afraid. I dont know how to love you, Jack! I cant lose you.
Jack: What made you think you ever would?