Heihachi vs Geese Howard
Now here in the words of Jim Ross, is a slobberknocker.
The King of Iron Fist meets the King of Southtown in a dramatic battle inside Southtown's Pao Pao Cafe. Apparently, Geese wants to muscle in on Heihachi's Southtown offices of the MFE and that gets Heihachi mad.
Both have a lot in common, aside the fact that they both have nice tastes in Hakamas.
Heihachi Mishima - the head of the Mishima Financial Empire and master of Mishima-ryu Fighting Karate. 75 years old. Family includes Jinpachi Mishima - father; Kazuya Mishima - son; Jin Kazama - grandson.
Geese Howard - head of Howard Construction and Southtown mobster, master of Kobujitsu and Hakkyokuseiken. In his mid-40's. Family includes half-brother Wolfgang Krauser and son Rock Howard.
Both men are also responsible for the following:
Heihachi - imprisoning his father underneath the family compound, tossing his son into a trench at the age of five and later, into a volcano. Nearly gunned down his grandson. Has aspirations of world conquest.
Geese - abandoning his wife and son (Maire and Rock), murdering Jeff Bogard, amongst other things.
Both men survived:
Geese - a 60-floor swan dive from his tower.
Heihachi - tossed off the side of a cliff by his son, tossed through a pyramid by his grandson, blown to hell by a squad of JACKs and landing in a graveyard.
Advantages:
Geese - counter moves and the Raging Storm.
Heihachi - over 50 years' experience, the Lightning Hammer and those damn 10-hit combos.
Who would win?
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