Why you should be proud to be a man...

- You can actually ENJOY sports and can become obsessed with your team

- You don't give a damn about other people's lives. The only reason you might be interested in Brad and Jen's break-up is that Jennifer is now single...

- Your ass is not a factor in a job inerview 👆

- People don't stare at you chest when talking to you

-Your orgasms are real. Always. 👆

- Your last name stays put

- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park

- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet

- One mood, ALL the damn time 👆

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend

- Everything on your face stays its original color

- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough

- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt

- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes

- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades 👆

- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes

- You can go to a public toilet without a support group.

- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

😆

thats great

- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend

its great being man.

I may be a man 😱

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
- You can actually ENJOY sports and can become obsessed with your team. Should have seen me during the WC or even during hockey season haha.

- You don't give a damn about other people's lives. The only reason you might be interested in Brad and Jen's break-up is that Jennifer is now single...I admit I fail here.

- Your ass is not a factor in a job inerview 👆All my bosses have been female so far, woot.

- People don't stare at you chest when talking to you.Meh I encourage it sometimes.

-Your orgasms are real. Always. 👆Bastards.

- Your last name stays put. Well I could always do the hyphen thing. tongue10

- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.I can and do, with a suit under of course.

- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.People are obviousy buying the wrong shoes 😑

- One mood, ALL the damn time 👆Same here.

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.I hate talking on the phone, I much rather email or whatnot.

- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.I'm a champ at packing, I know how to coordinate and accessorize.

- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.Agreed.

- Everything on your face stays its original color. Again I fail, I love makeup.

- Three pairs of shoes are more than enoughBlasphemy.

- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. That's not female, that's just stupid.

- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. That's just a matter of caring about your appearance.

- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades 👆 Agreed.

- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. That's impossible no matter what sex you are. mhm

- You can go to a public toilet without a support group. I'd rather not have a bunch of people around while I pee thanks.

- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. How's that even possible for woman with the amount of shoes, jewelry, accessories, purses, etc that each outfit consists of.

LOL.

meh. women complicate things for themselves. 😬

😄

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
- You can actually ENJOY sports and can become obsessed with your team

- You don't give a damn about other people's lives. The only reason you might be interested in Brad and Jen's break-up is that Jennifer is now single...

- Your ass is not a factor in a job inerview 👆

- People don't stare at you chest when talking to you

-Your orgasms are real. Always. 👆

- Your last name stays put

- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park

- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet

- One mood, ALL the damn time 👆

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend

- Everything on your face stays its original color

- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough

- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt

- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes

- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades 👆

- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes

- You can go to a public toilet without a support group.

- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

ok... you still can't have multiple orgasms...so sad eat

whatever, vagina's are cooler.

Originally posted by SelphieT
whatever, vagina's are cooler.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
ok... you still can't have multiple orgasms...so sad eat

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
ok... you still can't have multiple orgasms...so sad eat

You've been with the wrong men then. smoke

Exactly what I was gonna say Ken..

That is why you should be proud to be a man.

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Exactly what I was gonna say Ken..

Including the smiley? 😱

Originally posted by DanZeke25

That is why you should be proud to be a man.

I think thats why you should be proud to be female, since shes one of us diva

Men are like Laxatives.. irritate the sh!t outta you

FYI, laxatives don't irritate anything 😛

😛 hahahha

Men are like mascara
run at the first sign of emotion