Why you should be proud to be a man...

Started by Tptmanno13 pages

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Including the smiley? 😱

Maybe...
Maybe a winking one though.

Originally posted by Because I can
😛 hahahha

Men are like mascara
run at the first sign of emotion

Bullshit. That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Don't care if it is joke #disgusted#

awww... sowwy 🙁

i know i've posted this heaps of times, but just once more 😄

The top 25 things not to say to a naked man
25) That's it?
24) Wow - look at all the hair on your back

23) Maybe you should start going to the gym more.

22) That was fine dear....pass me the vibrator.

21) Wake me when it is over...OK?

20) I think the condom is too big.

19) Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

18) You want me to....what...?!?!?

17) Well, that explains the padded pants.

16) Did you take out the garbage yet?

15) My husband is in the marines.

14) He's due home anyday now.

13) Is that a toupee?

12) So THAT'S what your ex warned me about.

11) No.

10) Surgery might be able to help.

9) Not until you've showered.

8) That must be my mother on the phone.

7) Your brother is bigger.

6) Your best friend is bigger.

5) Your father is bigger.

4) Wow!! Look at the size of your.....beer gut.

3) Size doesn't REALLY matter.

2) You might want to see a doctor about that.

and the number one thing not to say to a naked man . . . . . . .

1) bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

So that's what I've been doing wrong hm

😄 😂 ha

Originally posted by silver_tears
So that's what I've been doing wrong hm

Yea... You're lucky I can take the constant teasing....

Re: Re: Why you should be proud to be a man...

Originally posted by silver_tears
- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. That's not female, that's just stupid.

Oh really? Let's be honest...

😂

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Yea... You're lucky I can take the constant teasing....

You know I kid cause I love flirt

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.

Re: Re: Re: Why you should be proud to be a man...

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Oh really? Let's be honest...

😂

For cereal (ie serious) I used to fix up my bike all the time when I used to mountain bike.

Not all women are the same, and not all men are the same. Those statements are full of generalizations and stereotypes. I don't like to buy into the shit on the media. I think there are far many more important things to be involved in and putting my focus on then " Brad and Jen's breakup". I don't usually wear makeup, like many other women i know who don't. I love sports.. like MANY other women, who are amazing athletes... and women don't have to change their name if they don't want to. If you get out in the world and don't let those stereotypes control you, you'll see how everybody is not the same....

Originally posted by mysticpeach
Not all women are the same, and not all men are the same. Those statements are full of generalizations and stereotypes. I don't like to buy into the shit on the media. I think there are far many more important things to be involved in and putting my focus on then " Brad and Jen's breakup". I don't usually wear makeup, like many other women i know who don't. I love sports.. like MANY other women, who are amazing athletes... and women don't have to change their name if they don't want to. If you get out in the world and don't let those stereotypes control you, you'll see how everybody is not the same....

I think you are making it more serious than it was meant to be 😉

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes

Originally posted by The Pict
I think you are making it more serious than it was meant to be 😉

maybe.. but he seemed serious to me, and i get sick of hearing all these generalizations and steriotypes about men and women.

do you think that females mature faster then men? do you think its wrong that a 14 y o person goes out with an 18 y o person?

A lot of girls mature faster then boys at a young age.. but not all...

I don't think it would be the most wise decision because there is such a large difference between a 14 yd and an 18 yd. Sometimes when your younger and feel more mature then other boys or girls your age you want to be with somebody older then you though.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You know I kid cause I love flirt

Oh I know..
ehh.. Ehh...

Originally posted by Because I can
do you think its wrong that a 14 y o person goes out with an 18 y o person?

I do

Originally posted by The Pict
I do

why?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You've been with the wrong men then. smoke
no I am implying that men can't have multiple orgasms "so sad" ...khghjkbn

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