Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp Lovefest

Started by christnabarrett501 pages

Why do I feel too young to think that is a pic of anything?

It's of Johnny an that's enough to make a picture anything! That sounds confusing 😖

PiDiva--how darlin' is that? One of my favorites, showing one of my favorites--and what I mean is being playful, minds outta bilge if you please. Lol. What a cutie patudie. Yep terminal Johnny Depp cuteness--that's how I intend to pass from this world--TJDC, an ugly disease, identified on House three weeks ago--symptoms include heart palpitations and infinite "ohhhhss" and "awwwsss" and deep deep heart felt sighs, some clutching at the breast in extreme cases, fainting, swoonage...sqeeeeing--think that covers it--all from a black and white photo what don't even show the dear man's face or other assets. Oh, my.

OMG!! Is that what it is Texxy!?! I am experiencing all the above symptoms that you mentioned!! Oh dear TJDC is a terrible disease and highly contagious as well....still I enjoy every second of it!! lol

Feel better, PirateDiva!

What a miserable photo.. pooor (younger?) jd fans......

Tries to figure out why ppl like PirateDiva really like it..

Originally posted by PirateDiva
lol...I havent seen this before so just thought I'd post it! love their smiles...lol!

HE LOOKS SOOO CUTE! IS that fake blood in his hair? there is nothing sexier than a hot homicidal psycho!

...um, did I just say that out loud? 😛

Originally posted by JCapt Jaeh_K.S
HE LOOKS SOOO CUTE! IS that fake blood in his hair? there is nothing sexier than a hot homicidal psycho!

...um, did I just say that out loud? 😛

Anybody?

....Yea, almost looks like kids.

I'm not really onto this new fad, though, of like.. I dunno....

I have a lot of goals, which are hard to reach, and.. hms......

Originally posted by PirateDiva
i love this pic! 🙂

sorry for the double post, but i just noticed this, and I HAVE TO COMMENT ON IT:

HE LOOKS SOOOOO CUTE!

*cough* um.. yeah, that's it. 😄

Originally posted by JCapt Jaeh_K.S
sorry for the double post, but i just noticed this, and I HAVE TO COMMENT ON IT:

HE LOOKS SOOOOO CUTE!

*cough* um.. yeah, that's it. 😄

I thought it was a pic of suicide. (No offense.)

(Anybody?????)

suicide?! 🤨 dude, he's walking on those bump thingies on the sidewalk, balancing like a kid! that's why it's cute! he looks so.. playfully innocent lol.

Oh yes, suicide...balancing on a curb. It's a regular choose-your-own-adventure.

Choice 1: Hurl yourself down the scenic field. You'll roll on the grass for a while and pass some scenic Christmas trees. If you propel yourself enough, you can completely cross the field into a road and hope to get hit by oncoming traffic.

Choice 2: Run as fast as you can into the pile that is facing Johnny. It may hurt a little and your corpse will have some bruises. But be warned: you could smack right into a mattress and come away walking just fine.

So take your pick...the best way to off yourself when you're a successful actor with a beautiful family.

oh... right. it's called a curb in english.. I forgot.. 😄

ROFL WILLO!

I never imagine suicide.

I was referring to the way the legs look unusually short: is that a cool thing? (I could say, "I don't think so.." but then...)

He certainly doesn't look as bad as the population overall!? Ppl like him, inc. him, shouldn't have much to lose.

Yes, the family deal is actually a big issue today in the world. Ppl take for granted what they should have done and then, procrastination, seem to have only everything to lose. Sometimes, I think that would had solved everything. I don't know; I never really complain myself.

erm.. (thinks..)

choose your own adventure.... johnny depp style. now that's one choose your own adventure I could get into... 😉

I would enjoy it at first until I would be overcome with jealousy.

Johnny wakes up in the morning and settles in for breakfast.

Choice 1: After accepting another really cool movie deal, celebrate by making sweet love with new wife (or long-term girlfriend, not sure if he's married Vanessa yet or not). Then play with the kids before going and seeing the casting people. Surprise surprise! He gets to work with familiar face Keira Knightley! It is nice to see her again and they congratulate each other on their Oscar nominations. He is very pleased his sparrabeth fans will get to see them together. Then he remembers he shouldn't know what sparrabeth is. It's time to go harass T&T again...

Choice 2: Deciding the movie deal is a stupid one, he shrugs and says, "meh, I have enough money to turn down projects. Come, Vanessa. Let's go back to bed." From there, he makes sweet love to his new wife (or long-term girlfriend) and gets an extra of sleep afterward. Next, he can spend the whole day with the kids in France and LilyRose can pretend she's Madeleine. After a relaxing day, Johnny decides to go harass T&T for the hell of it.

This is all American Pie fantasy.... (I am actually getting into it, of course, smirkingly, again like.) BIG broad topics................. Ppl's thoughts are like so endless and hard to count. lightbulb

choice one sounds good enough- although I'd GLADLY replace vanessa in that scene...

um.. this ain't the orbit thread, is it? 😄

Okay.... HAHA I reincarnate Willy Wonka again!!!!!

sorry am i spamming? its depressingly quiet

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Oh yes, suicide...balancing on a curb. It's a regular choose-your-own-adventure.

Choice 1: Hurl yourself down the scenic field. You'll roll on the grass for a while and pass some scenic Christmas trees. If you propel yourself enough, you can completely cross the field into a road and hope to get hit by oncoming traffic.

Choice 2: Run as fast as you can into the pile that is facing Johnny. It may hurt a little and your corpse will have some bruises. But be warned: you could smack right into a mattress and come away walking just fine.

So take your pick...the best way to off yourself when you're a successful actor with a beautiful family.

I try to wear my life out already so I am always young til I die?

"when low resistence is impossible....."

"is she on some kinda secret mission better listen....."

"there's still some pieces missing"

"I sense, I feel, trust my intuition"

"Don't rush into your decision"

"now here she comes here she comes"

"Now here she comes, here she comes
She's gonna have you at her beck and call
So why refuse? Yeah why contend?
When all resistance is impossible
Oh, Here she comes, here she comes
This lady's serious, make no mistake
Face to face and eye to eye
She'll cast a spell that you may never break
Oh, Here she comes, here she comes
OoOoOoO"