Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp Lovefest

Originally posted by willofthewisp
I would enjoy it at first until I would be overcome with jealousy.

Johnny wakes up in the morning and settles in for breakfast.

Choice 1: After accepting another really cool movie deal, celebrate by making sweet love with new wife (or long-term girlfriend, not sure if he's married Vanessa yet or not). Then play with the kids before going and seeing the casting people. Surprise surprise! He gets to work with familiar face Keira Knightley! It is nice to see her again and they congratulate each other on their Oscar nominations. He is very pleased his sparrabeth fans will get to see them together. Then he remembers he shouldn't know what sparrabeth is. It's time to go harass T&T again...

Choice 2: Deciding the movie deal is a stupid one, he shrugs and says, "meh, I have enough money to turn down projects. Come, Vanessa. Let's go back to bed." From there, he makes sweet love to his new wife (or long-term girlfriend) and gets an extra of sleep afterward. Next, he can spend the whole day with the kids in France and LilyRose can pretend she's Madeleine. After a relaxing day, Johnny decides to go harass T&T for the hell of it.

lol... i vote for segment 1, though as long as T and T are getting harassed, I'm good with it. I love the idea of Johnny knowing what sparrabeth is.

I was watching an interview with James McAvoy (who won me over in atonement, he's delightful) and he was talking about how awkward it was to do that library scene with Keira since he's married--- and he said almost the exact same thing Johnny said--- that it was strange to kiss someone he wasn't in love with or something along those lines. And I thought, is it some kind of weird pact between actors that they have to say those things in interviews? C'mon. You're kissing Keira Knightley, or vice versa. Keira had no problem saying she enjoyed it, and she wasn't in love with Johnny. Why do actors have to feel they can't enjoy something or at least be okay with it in interviews, simply because they are in love with someone else?

After all, we all see the kiss of Sparrabeth as a pinnacle of chemistry, angst, hotness, etc... and none of us imagine Keira and Johnny to be in love. So why does Johnny have to kill the magic in interviews by complaining of its awkwardness?

I'm rambling quite a bit- sorry.

Originally posted by katelovespirate
lol... i vote for segment 1, though as long as T and T are getting harassed, I'm good with it. I love the idea of Johnny knowing what sparrabeth is.

I was watching an interview with James McAvoy (who won me over in atonement, he's delightful) and he was talking about how awkward it was to do that library scene with Keira since he's married--- and he said almost the exact same thing Johnny said--- that it was strange to kiss someone he wasn't in love with or something along those lines. And I thought, is it some kind of weird pact between actors that they have to say those things in interviews? C'mon. You're kissing Keira Knightley, or vice versa. Keira had no problem saying she enjoyed it, and she wasn't in love with Johnny. Why do actors have to feel they can't enjoy something or at least be okay with it in interviews, simply because they are in love with someone else?

After all, we all see the kiss of Sparrabeth as a pinnacle of chemistry, angst, hotness, etc... and none of us imagine Keira and Johnny to be in love. So why does Johnny have to kill the magic in interviews by complaining of its awkwardness?

I'm rambling quite a bit- sorry.

Originally posted by willofthewisp
I would enjoy it at first until I would be overcome with jealousy.

Johnny wakes up in the morning and settles in for breakfast.

Choice 1: After accepting another really cool movie deal, celebrate by making sweet love with new wife (or long-term girlfriend, not sure if he's married Vanessa yet or not). Then play with the kids before going and seeing the casting people. Surprise surprise! He gets to work with familiar face Keira Knightley! It is nice to see her again and they congratulate each other on their Oscar nominations. He is very pleased his sparrabeth fans will get to see them together. Then he remembers he shouldn't know what sparrabeth is. It's time to go harass T&T again...

Choice 2: Deciding the movie deal is a stupid one, he shrugs and says, "meh, I have enough money to turn down projects. Come, Vanessa. Let's go back to bed." From there, he makes sweet love to his new wife (or long-term girlfriend) and gets an extra of sleep afterward. Next, he can spend the whole day with the kids in France and LilyRose can pretend she's Madeleine. After a relaxing day, Johnny decides to go harass T&T for the hell of it.

Originally posted by JCapt Jaeh_K.S
sorry for the double post, but i just noticed this, and I HAVE TO COMMENT ON IT:

HE LOOKS SOOOOO CUTE!

*cough* um.. yeah, that's it. 😄

(The pic isn't showing up here; it was @ the pic.)

Ppl were disturbed by that..

I pray that Johnny has to do no more movies with Keira. She is one of my least favorite acting partners with him. To me they don't fit. I know that is an unpopular opinion here, but it is mine, lol.

And I fully believe Johnny felt awkward kissing her because I felt awkward watching it, lol. He just doesn't seem the type to really enjoy kissing someone that young. He had a problem with doing love scenes with Christina Ricci too.

And Keira hasn't been nominated for an Oscar since 2006 and he's seen her before then hasn't he?

Originally posted by SelinaAndBruce
I pray that Johnny has to do no more movies with Keira. She is one of my least favorite acting partners with him. To me they don't fit. I know that is an unpopular opinion here, but it is mine, lol.

And I fully believe Johnny felt awkward kissing her because I felt awkward watching it, lol. He just doesn't seem the type to really enjoy kissing someone that young. He had a problem with doing love scenes with Christina Ricci too.

And Keira hasn't been nominated for an Oscar since 2006 and he's seen her before then hasn't he?

Yea, why not spice it up some?

The public is very sensitive to everything they can google. I was on facebook, and ppl are scared @ what they will do in Hollywood. It's a big deal, and it's now.

They need more ppl the age around Amanda Bynes and the Olsen twins etc.

Ppl Britney Spears' age are young enough to be the kid of ppl that age, but they're kinda wild and don't want to be stupid basically..

Ppl around Olrando Bloom's age and a bit older are like really neat w/ adults around that age.. I ::like:: kind of ::like:: pray for that.

They need some ppl in Hollywood who are really sane.

In community arts it's all about the combo of ppl I know for a fact. :* It's just the biggest deal. No need to worry @ that..

Ppl like Dakota Fanning and AnnaSophia Robb and Elle Fanning and the other new stars really just depend on this for various reasons. Kinda sucks.

I wish there would be better ballet performances, too, but ppl are lazy and competitive and turn into ugly ogres. Wah, I am sooooo upset.

Ntm tots.. what is life for them? I saw some and they're basically d*** cute. I cannot b-lieve it! At least they have coool ppl like me in the world. ;D Ppl who reeaally know @ life.

I'm a biggie on where you are from. And I know "all @ it...." Like where you like it, etc. Or maybe how you see it?

A valid opinion, Selina. 🙂 However, one thing I want to know is, if he feels so awkward kissing/making love to young actresses in films, why does he continually choose roles that incorporate a lot of that? 😉

Originally posted by katelovespirate
A valid opinion, Selina. 🙂 However, one thing I want to know is, if he feels so awkward kissing/making love to young actresses in films, why does he continually choose roles that incorporate a lot of that? 😉

I dunno that's part of what made Sparrabeth awkward for me too. I could feel the age difference radiating off the screen myself. I know with the time period it would not have been that big a deal but still before I read Johnny was uncomfortable I felt that discomfort.

Originally posted by SelinaAndBruce
I think Johnny will do almost anything. But he doesn't like everything he does if that makes sense? And he was never slated to kiss Elizabeth at first I always heard that was Keira's idea (though I think it was bad for the Elizabeth character I can't blame her for wanting to get to kiss Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. That's bragging rights galore, lol)

I dunno that's part of what made Sparrabeth awkward for me too. I could feel the age difference radiating off the screen myself. I know with the time period it would not have been that big a deal but still before I read Johnny was uncomfortable I felt that discomfort.

But I think Keira was uncomfortable, too... I don't get it... Well, life is just complicated anyway.

I think it's obvious. I think Johnny Depp could had been in a way uncomfortable w/ the other ppl there. It is hard for me to tell. B/c I just f***.

I understand kind of what Keira feels..

Maybe it has to do w/ being self-conscious, too, and making ends meet.

I tried to talk @ Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with my friend, and she said the guy looked scary and that she didn't see it. O well, I said I didn't see Pirates of the Caribbean and didn't know it was out, until May 27, 2007, when I saw At World's End. My relatives don't really talk @ movies much, either, but my cousins and brother and I, all younger, recited The Emperor's New Groove 'til more than death do us part. We haven't talked since much really, not my idea..

I wouldn't want to kiss Johnny Depp nor Orlando Bloom. Maybe a 22 yr old boy, f***, definitely. I do not go out bc of my health at present, which I am getting better....

(I thought this was imp, my 15 min just passed, I'm not feeling well: I'm one of the few ppl who uses energy and catches up on sleep. I'm not really sick.)

They sure have a lot of talk @ death and such or disease on here. Nice to try to help out in the topic.. basically.. rm......

Kissing some ppl think isn't important, but it is. Looks first, then hugs and kisses. (Btw, I never touch ppl, look.... I used to touch kids.)

Christina Ricci is/was a friend--so sorta like kissing your sister. There was a commentary part on PotC, where Gore and Johnny were talking--he laughed ruefully and said something about him being "father Time" to her fresh young self. She was only 17 at the time to his 44. It just seems to me that he does the kissing/sexy parts as a trade off. None of his movies are hugely sexy driven do you think? Not to say he's not into it--Just that his ego attitude doesn't require that, IMHO.

And I just discovered the light bulb!! At the bottom of the messages--too cool. Has it always been there?

I don't think any movies are sexy.

The online lightbulb has been there since I saw..

But a movie is better than no movie, so.. I thought C+tCF was waaaay sexy, as for PotC, on that note. That's all I've been able to see.

Yeah Johnny really doesn't do very sexual movies anyway but I really think he was very uncomfortable with that kiss that was just how I interpreted I have seen many of his screen kisses and to me that one is definitely one of the awkardest ones just watching how he moves his head I can tell that he was trying hard with it and it didn't look as natural as say, his kiss in Chocolat. It looked like he was trying to make it more than it was....I dunno hard to explain but I think he felt the need to overcompensate because he didn't want his discomfort to show. JMO.

I do wish he'd do one uber unadulterated sexy movie though in his career not just for the hotness factor as I am more a fan of his acting than his appearance which says a lot I think, but for the challenge of doing it. I think he could definitely portray passion in a unique way in a film that requires it if he so chooses too and I would really like to see him take that one. But I know as time marches on that is less and less likely and I accept that because he is still one of the best without that in his catalog of movies.

lol Miz Sel&Bru, here's a niblet--the Rolling Stone article brought up the myth I've oft heard about John Dillinger. Mr. Depp brought up an interesting phrase "Mr. Ed's shotgun". Okay, so perve that I might be pressganged to be, ummmmmm, welll. Mr. Depp is reared deep south (Kentucky) and not withstanding losing his innocense at 13, according to himself--seems unlikely he would choose a sexy movie--although you gotta admit he looked alright on Rum Island doing a full body press with Elisabeth.

OOOOOOOH *gasp* Diva 😍 That's my favourite photo of Johnny.. okay, one of the MILLION 😄

Originally posted by SelinaAndBruce
Yeah Johnny really doesn't do very sexual movies anyway but I really think he was very uncomfortable with that kiss that was just how I interpreted I have seen many of his screen kisses and to me that one is definitely one of the awkardest ones just watching how he moves his head I can tell that he was trying hard with it and it didn't look as natural as say, his kiss in Chocolat. It looked like he was trying to make it more than it was....I dunno hard to explain but I think he felt the need to overcompensate because he didn't want his discomfort to show. JMO.

I do wish he'd do one uber unadulterated sexy movie though in his career not just for the hotness factor as I am more a fan of his acting than his appearance which says a lot I think, but for the challenge of doing it. I think he could definitely portray passion in a unique way in a film that requires it if he so chooses too and I would really like to see him take that one. But I know as time marches on that is less and less likely and I accept that because he is still one of the best without that in his catalog of movies.

hmmm... if Johnny wasn't comfortable in kissing keira, then he is one hell of a good actor, for they looked so good together as Jack and Lizzie! 😄

Yes, what tf is the big idea. Who is not stupid?

Originally posted by piratexrory
OOOOOOOH *gasp* Diva 😍 That's my favourite photo of Johnny.. okay, one of the MILLION 😄

lol, rory! that was a bit random... 😛 although, I HAVE TO AGREE! 😄