Clap is a prime example of what is wrong with kids today. No insight, knowledge or respect. Blind to realilty, eager to put down those more proactive than him by his own irrational 'logics', just to make up for his own incompetence so he can go to sleep with the though 'Hey, I found something about someone that is even worse that my life's content!', regardless of the (unlikely) thruth behind that.
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Clap is a pathethic little guy, probably masturbating to the news of better people dying, as knowing that he'll outlive them is the only thrill he'll get in life.
You don't know a thing about me, but I know if Steve Irwin was still alive he could use you as a human butt-plug.
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
ouch, your posts are getting more retarded by the minute! It takes quite a moron to talk so dumb so soon in a discussion.
Guess you'll need to resort to 'yo momma' jokes soon before you run out of replies
A team of the finest surgeons in the world could probably extract you from his rectum.
Originally posted by The Pict
If you felt bad for his family and felt that his death was sad why did you dedicate an entire thread to mocking him?
Because I can feel sorrow for something and still recognize comedic value. The two are not mutually exclusive.
Ever read the Darwin awards? Hilarious.
John Pernicky and friend Sal Hawkins, of the great state of Washington, decided to attend a local Metallica concert at the Amphitheater at George, Washington. Having no tickets (but 18 beers among them) they sat in the parking lot, and after finishing the beer, decided that it would be easy enough to hop over the nine-foot high fence and sneak into the show.
The two friends pulled their pickup truck over to the fence and the plan was for John -- 100 pounds heavier than Sal - to hop over, and then assist his friend over the fence. Unfortunately for John, there was a 30 foot drop on the other side of the fence. Having heaved himself over, he found himself crashing through a tree. His fall was abruptly halted by a large branch which snagged him by his shorts.Dangling from the tree, with one arm broken, John looked down and saw a group of bushes below him. Figuring the bushes would break his fall, John removed his pocket knife and proceeded to cut away his shorts to free himself from the tree. When finally free, John crashed below into Holly bushes. The sharp leaves scratched his entire body and now being without his shorts, he was the unwilling victim of a holly branch penetrating his rectal cavity.
To make matters worse, his pocket knife proceeded to fall with him and landed three inches into his left thigh. Seeing his friend in considerable pain and agony, Sal decided to throw him a rope and pull him to safety.
However, weighing about 100 pounds less, he decided the best course of action would be to tie the rope to the pickup truck. This is when things went from bad to worse.
In his drunken state, Sal put the truck into the wrong gear, pressed on the gas, and crashed through the fence, landing on, and killing, his friend. Sal was thrown from the truck, suffered massive internal injuries, and also died at the scene.
Police arrived to find a pickup truck with its driver thrown 100 feet from the vehicle and, upon moving the truck, a half naked man with numerous scratches, a holly stick up his rectum, a knife in his thigh, and a pair of shorts dangling from the tree branches 25 feet in the air.
Re: I actually really liked Steve Irwin but...
Originally posted by clap
Steve Irwin, noted jacktard, troll IRL, suspected Jacknstock sockpuppet flaming racist bigot, and n00b of life, died while swimming off northern Australia. Irwin had attained great fame from making a profession out of being a jacktard around dangerous animals, especially crocodiles. Australia has most of the world's nastiest creatures; if it stung, clawed, injected venom or bit your jacking head off, Irwin had wrestled with it. He was exceedingly rich, due to the fact that almost anyone would watch him fight with a four-meter long crocodile just in case the croc won. Last year, Steve created a scandal when he held his baby son while feeding the crocodiles, although the childless thought it was pretty l33t. No crocodiles were not harmed in the making of the video.Eventually, God got pissed off, and perma-banned Steve. He got raped by a stingray sting, which impaled the jacker right through the chest. FREAKING WIN. It doesn't matter anyway though, because Steve Irwin was bound to die in the upcoming sequel to World War 2, entitled "WW3: Rise of the Internets." Steve Irwin's death was posted by Speedycat in ED IRC minutes after it was reported by the Aussie media. His death has been spreading all over the internet since then, with most people believing it an internet hoax at first before checking CNN. We are also watching for any future developments to make sure Irwin does not rise from the dead and Bel-Air as the Anti-Christ from the Book of Revelations. It's a fifty-fifty shot. Gorgeous illegal immigrant kiwis who were locked up in detention centres for 10 years in the middle of our desert seem to think that by laughing at Steve Irwin they are insulting us. But, truth be told, every single Australian pissed themselves laughing when they heard the news.
Unfortunately, now all we have left to watch is that Jeff Corwin faqgot.
You seem like an intelligent guy, I mean, you can spell and use grammar correctly which is a rarity these days. So why do you persist in making yourself out to be one of the most ignorant, moronic people ever to taint the face of the Earth? You could do so much better, seriously.
I sincerely hope you find yourself a satisfying hobby soon. You're painful to watch.