I actually really liked Steve Irwin but...

Started by Pandemoniac13 pages

Re: Re: I actually really liked Steve Irwin but...

Originally posted by Syren
You seem like an intelligent guy, I mean, you can spell and use grammar correctly which is a rarity these days. So why do you persist in making yourself out to be one of the most ignorant, moronic people ever to taint the face of the Earth? You could do so much better, seriously.

I sincerely hope you find yourself a satisfying hobby soon. You're painful to watch.

Aaaaamen!

😂

Re: Re: I actually really liked Steve Irwin but...

Originally posted by Syren
You seem like an intelligent guy, I mean, you can spell and use grammar correctly which is a rarity these days. So why do you persist in making yourself out to be one of the most ignorant, moronic people ever to taint the face of the Earth? You could do so much better, seriously.

I sincerely hope you find yourself a satisfying hobby soon. You're painful to watch.

You said "taint".

Re: Re: Re: I actually really liked Steve Irwin but...

Originally posted by clap
You said "taint".

I was going to use 'grace' but it seemed too complimentary for you.

Originally posted by clap

Steve Irwin, noted jacktard, troll IRL, suspected Jacknstock sockpuppet flaming racist bigot, and n00b of life, died while swimming off northern Australia. Irwin had attained great fame from making a profession out of being a jacktard around dangerous animals, especially crocodiles. Australia has most of the world's nastiest creatures; if it stung, clawed, injected venom or bit your jacking head off, Irwin had wrestled with it. He was exceedingly rich, due to the fact that almost anyone would watch him fight with a four-meter long crocodile just in case the croc won. Last year, Steve created a scandal when he held his baby son while feeding the crocodiles, although the childless thought it was pretty l33t. No crocodiles were not harmed in the making of the video.

Eventually, God got pissed off, and perma-banned Steve. He got raped by a stingray sting, which impaled the jacker right through the chest. FREAKING WIN. It doesn't matter anyway though, because Steve Irwin was bound to die in the upcoming sequel to World War 2, entitled "WW3: Rise of the Internets." Steve Irwin's death was posted by Speedycat in ED IRC minutes after it was reported by the Aussie media. His death has been spreading all over the internet since then, with most people believing it an internet hoax at first before checking CNN. We are also watching for any future developments to make sure Irwin does not rise from the dead and Bel-Air as the Anti-Christ from the Book of Revelations. It's a fifty-fifty shot. Gorgeous illegal immigrant kiwis who were locked up in detention centres for 10 years in the middle of our desert seem to think that by laughing at Steve Irwin they are insulting us. But, truth be told, every single Australian pissed themselves laughing when they heard the news.

Unfortunately, now all we have left to watch is that Jeff Corwin faqgot.


Go die, Jackass.

Re: Re: Re: Re: I actually really liked Steve Irwin but...

Originally posted by Syren
I was going to use 'grace' but it seemed too complimentary for you.

Maybe you could work "chode" into your next diatribe against me. 😎

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I actually really liked Steve Irwin but...

Originally posted by clap
Maybe you could work "chode" into your next diatribe against me. 😎

You know, I really would, but I have no clue what it means.

its slang I think

We can ***** about this for ever, but the eventual truth is; Clap, your posts are senseless and redundant, they make no contribution to anything what so ever. And I hate to be the one to bring this to you, but nobody likes you for what you are now.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
We can ***** about this for ever, but the eventual truth is; Clap, your posts are senseless and redundant, they make no contribution to anything what so ever. And I hate to be the one to bring this to you, but nobody likes you for what you are now.

...and yet here we are on page 8...,
just sayin'
😮‍💨

Originally posted by CatDude
...and yet here we are on page 8...,
just sayin'
😮‍💨

Why did you suddenly appear and leap to clap's rescue? You registered today and you know your way around the forum very well.

just sayin'

😮‍💨

Originally posted by Syren
Why did you suddenly appear and leap to clap's rescue? You registered today and you know your way around the forum very well.

just sayin'

😮‍💨

...not my 1st time on the interweb..., nor my 1st forum. And from what I've seen so far, Clap's the last person on this forum that need's rescuin', actually, to me it looks like he's rescuin' this forum... 😱

I'm just a dude who likes a bit of spice to a discussion, I don't necessarily agree with Clap's opinion's, but he should be able to have them without a bunch of neophyte's calling him names..., and I find it hilarious that they want him to go away by 'bumping' his threads... 😮‍💨

Originally posted by CatDude
...not my 1st time on the interweb..., nor my 1st forum. And from what I've seen so far, Clap's the last person on this forum that need's rescuin', actually, to me it looks like he's rescuin' this forum... 😱

I'm just a dude who likes a bit of spice to a discussion, I don't necessarily agree with Clap's opinion's, but he should be able to have them without a bunch of neophyte's calling him names..., and I find it hilarious that they want him to go away by 'bumping' his threads... 😮‍💨

Fair enough. But every forum is different and KMC is rather larger than the average forum. You've added an avatar, a sig and managed to make yourself appear as someone's sidekick all in one day. Clever you 🙂

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I actually really liked Steve Irwin but...

Originally posted by Syren
You know, I really would, but I have no clue what it means.

It's basically the male version of "taint".

Originally posted by Syren
Fair enough. But every forum is different and KMC is rather larger than the average forum. You've added an avatar, a sig and managed to make yourself appear as someone's sidekick all in one day. Clever you 🙂

...Wait until I make myself comfortable... 💃

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I actually really liked Steve Irwin but...

Originally posted by clap
It's basically the male version of "taint".

I'll take your word for it winkiss

CatDude, I hardly think you'll be here long enough sweetie 🙂

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
We can ***** about this for ever, but the eventual truth is; Clap, your posts are senseless and redundant, they make no contribution to anything what so ever. And I hate to be the one to bring this to you, but nobody likes you for what you are now.

I think you chose a Steve Irwin tribute avatar so that people will like you.

Originally posted by clap
I think you chose a Steve Irwin tribute avatar so that people will like you.

Or maybe because he genuinely wanted to do something supportive.

I think you do go out of your way to antagonise.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I actually really liked Steve Irwin but...

Originally posted by Syren
I'll take your word for it winkiss

CatDude, I hardly think you'll be here long enough sweetie 🙂

Your slang inquiries can all be answered at the urbandictionary.

Can we get catdude suited up in some superhero tights? I can't have my sidekick looking unprofessional. 😘

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I actually really liked Steve Irwin but...

Originally posted by Syren
I'll take your word for it winkiss

CatDude, I hardly think you'll be here long enough sweetie 🙂

...you people are boring..., next thing you know someone's gonna post a thread about 'fanboi's'... 😮‍💨