I Think I Have A Crush

Started by Ultraman Baltan6 pages

Re: Re: I Think I Have A Crush

Originally posted by Weeping Fairy
If you do have a crush on her, talk to her, get to know her, then if you really do like her, ask her out 😊

Thanks, but I'm so damn nervous. I do well when talking to girls normally, but this one.......

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Thanks, but I'm so damn nervous. I do well when talking to girls normally, but this one.......
It seems like a silly infatuation. Just disregard it. Eventually you'll forget about her, and find someone who's most likely better.

Or she could be "the one" I don't know.

Have you spanked it all over a napkin to her picture yet?

Originally posted by AKGunter
Have you spanked it all over a napkin to her picture yet?

That's creepy. Besides, I don't have a picture.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
That's creepy. Besides, I don't have a picture.
To her image, then?

And when I say "image" I mean a mental image.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
That's creepy. Besides, I don't have a picture.

A mental picture, if you will 😆

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
To her image, then?

And when I say "image" I mean a mental image.

Normally, yes, but for some reason, I don't want to.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Normally, yes, but for some reason, I don't want to.
Well then, you might be attracted to her personality, in which case you might be ****ed....what if she hates yours?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Well then, you might be attracted to her personality, in which case you might be ****ed....what if she hates yours?

I don't KNOW her personality, though.

Oh, and FYI: Most girls go out with me because of my "sweet" and "lovable" personality. On here, you can't see it, but at school....

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I don't KNOW her personality, though.
Well then.....you're just pretty ****ed. You're going head over heels about a girl you don't even know. For all you know, she could be a serial murderer.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Well then.....you're just pretty ****ed. You're going head over heels about a girl you don't even know. For all you know, she could be a serial murderer.

Well, she's smart, beautiful(times ten), and from what I've seen, dateless. I'll see if anyone actually knows her.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Well, she's smart, beautiful(times ten), and from what I've seen, dateless. I'll see if anyone actually knows her.

Smart- usually means she's hard to get

Beautiful- increases the hard to get-ness

Dateless- means she's a lesbo, doesn't want to date, or just really hard to get.

She's probablly got someone, and if not, maybe your personalities would clash.

I agree, if you can't picture dropping one off all over her face you are probably just smitten with her personality. Go home tonight, close your eyes reall hard and jerk that chuck stick like a two peckered billy goat f*ckin a fence post. That should help you in your endeavor.

Re: Re: Re: I Think I Have A Crush

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Thanks, but I'm so damn nervous. I do well when talking to girls normally, but this one.......

yes, just calm down, girls like it much better when guys start the conversation, once u start talking to her, u'll feel much more comfortable, no worries 😉

Originally posted by AKGunter
I agree, if you can't picture dropping one off all over her face you are probably just smitten with her personality. Go home tonight, close your eyes reall hard and jerk that chuck stick like a two peckered billy goat f*ckin a fence post. That should help you in your endeavor.

STOP SAYING THESE THINGS! Christ, people! She is not out of my league. I HAVE NO LEAGUE! I've dated cheerleaders, golfers, "nerdy but pretty" girls, ugly girls, ect.

Originally posted by AKGunter
I agree, if you can't picture dropping one off all over her face you are probably just smitten with her personality. Go home tonight, close your eyes reall hard and jerk that chuck stick like a two peckered billy goat f*ckin a fence post. That should help you in your endeavor.
I must say...you're unneedly vulgar.

Re: I Think I Have A Crush

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I pretty much never get crushes, so I am not so sure. I have had many girlfriends, but it has 100% been them asking me out. This time, I think I may be the one crushing. There are hundreds of kids in my grade. There are around three to five main schools. I come from another, I know virtually no one. I've never talked to her before, but I have some of the same classes with her. I can say that she is beautiful, smart, and has a fantastic voice. Nut I have never talked to her before. I have no idea if she has a boyfriend or not, so that's awekward. I never see her hang out with guys, so maybe she's single. Even then, I doubt she'd go out with a geeky mook such as myself. So I'm not sure. But, like I have said previously, I'm not sure, but I may have a crush. 😍
I'm sorry, but you are NOT A MAN!

Just trying to help. Geez.

Re: Re: I Think I Have A Crush

Originally posted by Hans Moleman
I'm sorry, but you are NOT A MAN!

Go away.