I Think I Have A Crush

Started by Hans Moleman6 pages

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
STOP SAYING THESE THINGS! Christ, people! She is not out of my league. I HAVE NO LEAGUE! I've dated cheerleaders, golfers, "nerdy but pretty" girls, ugly girls, ect.
Have you called them ugly to their face?

Originally posted by Hans Moleman
Have you called them ugly to their face?

No, but I will call YOU ugly to your face.

Just walk up and start talking to her for christ sake. If she doesn't like you or turns away all snooty like, donkey punch her in the back of the head and piss all over her new blouse. That will learn the snoby *****.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
No, but I will call YOU ugly to your face.
Now your just being stupid, there's no way you can know that.

Originally posted by Hans Moleman
Now your just being stupid, there's no way you can know that.

Judging by your [sarcasm]sparkling[/sarcasm] personality, I can make a good assumption. And I don't really care much about the inside. A couple of them had great personalities, while others were incredibly shallow and heartless.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Judging by your [sarcasm]sparkling[/sarcasm] personality, I can make a good assumption. And I don't really care much about the inside. A couple of them had great personalities, while others were incredibly shallow and heartless.
Are you coming onto me?

Originally posted by Hans Moleman
Are you coming onto me?

Since I hinted you had a bad personality and are ugly, which I had just covered as the two I'm looking for(personality more), no, I'm not.

Originally posted by Hans Moleman
Are you coming onto me?

No, but the way you talk I sure as hell am. 😮

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Since I hinted you had a bad personality and are ugly, which I had just covered as the two I'm looking for(personality more), no, I'm not.
A simple 'no' would have been just fine.

Originally posted by Hans Moleman
A simple 'no' would have been just fine.
I realized that you are Druken Jesus.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I realized that you are Druken Jesus.
clap 😐

Originally posted by Hans Moleman
clap 😐
That's not a good thing.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
That's not a good thing.
Ask me if I care, go a ahead do it... do it.. ask me. I'm waiting... that's what I thought.

Originally posted by Hans Moleman
Ask me if I care, go a ahead do it... do it.. ask me. I'm waiting... that's what I thought.
I love how you do that in one post.....😐

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I love how you do that in one post.....😐
How many posts would you like me to do it in?

Originally posted by Hans Moleman
How many posts would you like me to do it in?
Preferably two or three. 😐

Ask me if I care, go a ahead do it... do it.. ask me.

I'm waiting

... that's what I thought.

I'm sorry, I simply disregard your posts....