Don't Shave you Beards !

Started by Alliance6 pages

Jawas?

I wouldn't mind Jawas dominating the earth. Cute as buttons they are.

And when we get sick of them we can put them in a pulper and make a lot of money selling Jawa Juice.

ick.

At least we could have Jawa hunts.

Originally posted by Alliance
ick.

At least we could have Jawa hunts.

They don't strike me as particularly tough prey. Ewoks and Gungans would be a lot more of a challenge.

Not sure which part of a Jawa a person would mount on the wall...

You could use the eyes to light your walkways.

Originally posted by Alliance
You could use the eyes to light your walkways.

So they continue to glow when the Jawa is dead?

For a long time I thought Jawa disapeared like Yoda did when they died - this was born from the scene where they were cremating the Jawa bodies - it really did look like empty robes they were chucking on the fire.

Anyway...clones. Thats where the action is at.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Yes, it no longer counts, it is simply a contradictory... oops, I meant Jesus updated things in the NT.

Jesus had a beard. It said so in the New Testament. Just like hating ****, women and black people.

What? It wasn't mentioned? Because it was written by people four centuries later?!!! Not possible!

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
The thing I have always wanted to know is why it ever should have mattered to God. At all. He who is so high and beyond us being concerned about beards. I mean really.
i can't tell you that becuase i'm not god.

Originally posted by FeceMan
We no longer are bound by the strictures of the Law.

And who decides which parts of the scripture you go by and which you don't? Did you finally find what we atheists had all along...freedom?

So why hasn鈥檛 it updated till then, there have been more changes in man from the NT till now then from the OT to the NT.

Originally posted by FeceMan
No, it doesn't. Christ is there to replace it, but that doesn't make the Old Testament unimportant.

HOW IS THE OLD TESTAMENT RELEVANT IF YOU ARE NO LONGER BOUND TO FOLLOW ITS RULES? IF YOU ARE TRULY FREE FROM THE RESTRICTIONS OF THE OLD TESTAMENT, THEN HOW IS IT STILL IMPORTANT? WHAT F*CKING PURPOSE DOES IT SERVE IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO ABIDE BY IT ANY LONGER?????!????~

The fkn contradictions that surround Christian Faith and the Bible itself become more and more plentiful the more time goes by.... 馃檮

Originally posted by FeceMan
Because you're just THAT awesome.

Indeed he is my freind, Indeed he is. 馃槃

I remember a certain set of Commandments that lie in the Old Testament. I guess they're useless now.

At least we know why Christians are such humungous hypocrites, they don't even need to abide by anything in the OT.

So Christians DO NOT have to follow the Old Testament... Huh? Can someone with Bible knowledge please explain the whole 'people no longer being bound by the OT since Jesus came along' thing?

So these are no longer God's laws?

Originally posted by Robtard
SO Christians DO NOT have to follow the Old Testament? Huh? Can someone with Bible knowledge explain people no longer being bound by the OT since Jesus came along?

So these are no longer God's laws?

Yes, according to the Jesus, all you have to do is think these things and you have committed them.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
According to the Old Testament of the Bible, Shaving your Beard is an insult to God and a sin.

How many Christians hear shave thier beards ? 馃槃

This is strengthening my point that Islam is out of date Christianity. ermm

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
[b]HOW IS THE OLD TESTAMENT RELEVANT IF YOU ARE NO LONGER BOUND TO FOLLOW ITS RULES? IF YOU ARE TRULY FREE FROM THE RESTRICTIONS OF THE OLD TESTAMENT, THEN HOW IS IT STILL IMPORTANT? WHAT F*CKING PURPOSE DOES IT SERVE IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO ABIDE BY IT ANY LONGER?????!????~

The fkn contradictions that surround Christian Faith and the Bible itself become more and more plentiful the more time goes by.... 馃檮

Indeed he is my freind, Indeed he is. 馃槃 [/B]

So basically what you're sayingis that all of Jewish religion, and customs followed today are wrong.

Jews speciically condem the way Torah speaks of for example stoning.

Don't shave my beard, you mean an excuse to be lazy? Done and done. Oh wait, isn't slothfulness a sin or something, oh well, whatever!

I shave my goatee last year...does that count?

Originally posted by FeceMan
We no longer are bound by the strictures of the Law.
Which laws, and can you please post where they were done away with because Jesus said Not one jot or tittle will in no way pass away from the law until heaven and earth cease.

Paul worshipper....