Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
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Ichabod: "That DECEPTIVE little...I'LL show HER. . umm, that is HIM. UGG! Now which one of these is it. . ."
(Umm, lets see, how about. . .ahh, yes)Jack: *pops out of no where* "What a' ya doin'?"
Ichabod: "I'm looking for something that will turn my beloved BACK INTO a girl.
Jack: Ummm. . . an EX- Eunuch?
*shrug*
Bwa grew incredibly angry.
Bwa:"I DON'T CARE IT MY HALF BROTHER DOES LIVE IN YOUR EYE SOCKET! BACK TO CUBA WITH THE BOTH OF YOU!"
*she then shoots lasers from her eyes as the zombie runs, but turns around before his neck breaks and his head falls to one side as he keeps on running*
Bwa:*snatches paper* "Might as well skip the little interview, picture thing, they're never any good. . . oOOOooo DECAPITATIONS! COME ICHY, WE RIDE TO, umm. . ., THIS LITTLE PLACE!"
Ichy: Bahh? BAAH! BAAHH! (And how do we ride there? I'M A SHEEP! I CAN'T CARRY YOU!)
Bwa: "Come! I shall go in GECKO FORM!"
*little poof sound signifying awesome reptilian transformation*
And with that our hero(stubbornly) and heroine(whilst shooting little colonists along the road) ride off into the distance. . .
. . .
It starts off good, and declines from there. . .