Originally posted by Mistypirate
LOL 😆 How about this...
Johnny sat, reflecting on recent Ichy happenings. Suddenly a flashy fangirl (yes it is actually a fangirl this time, not a male sheep) bursts in. . .
Fangirl: "MASTER, I SERVE YOU! I BRING YOU THE WOOL OF THE ABANDONING ICHY!"
Johnny: *astounded gasping* "You. . .Ichy? How. . .she. . .um, he, he didn't. . . attack. . .defend? Dead. . .skinned. . .that rhymes?" *faints, politely*
*Humanized Ichy bursts in*
Ichy: "YOU, YOU SACK OF REJECTED LLAMA MEAT! HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW DEGRADING THIS IS?!?!? I use this power of humanization only when desperate, to be forced to this. . .I CAN'T EVEN BAAAHHHH
CORRECTLY!!! AND MY BEAUTIFUL HORNS, HORNS GONE. . . *gleeful* MY HORNS! I HAVE ACQUIRED THE NEXT LEVEL OF TRANSFORMATION!"
Johnny: *moaning*
Ichy: *sees Johnny* "YOU, YOU PANSY TWIT!"
*Ichy then explodes everyone in the room. Rather sad really. . .*
. . .
*more shrugging* My sad little amateur stories. . .
Picture: Human Ichy (a.k.a. Tim the Enchanter a.k.a. John Cleese)