Imperial Logic
Obsessed and Possesed
Okay. . .this is the first of the day, so expect it to be horrible and not very thought out. . . using Ed Wood pic., Zombie pic., and Ichabod vs. Fredrick pic.
Johnny, having seemingly been protected, by some awesome force (like maybe the will of every Depp fangirl. . .or something even MORE POWERFUL! . . .Bwa?), from the Wrath of Ichy, which should have left him EXPLODED, sat in a cozy little office, along with that Ichy-pelt fetching fangirl. She, too, was spared, but feeling rather suicidal as a result of her horrid dismemberment (maybe that was Bwa's plan. . .)
Johnny tries to cheer the fangirl up (even though he still feels the slight tug of an impulse to throttle her for what she did to his beloved not-quite-fan-nor-girl).
Johnny: "*raises hands in anticipating gesture*. . .And so, THEN the Constable and the Inspector agreed to engage! The showdown was on, the Ultimate Showdown. . .of Ultimate Destiny, good guys, bad guys, and explosions, as far as the eye can see, and. . .oops, sorry, last song I heard, heh. Funny though, isn't it? That's like what just happened to us. There was a good guy,*under breath:me obviously, and my Ichy, my wonderful Ichy*, *clears throat* and a bad guy, and an explosion. . .*pauses and thinks, then fixes fangirl with loathsome glare* And YOU, YOU WERE THE BAD GUY, SKINNING MY BELOVED!!!"
Fangirl: "NO, MASTER, I LIVE BUT TO SERVE YOU!!!!"
But the jaw movement needed for that bit of pathetic shrieking had been too much for her burnt, zombie body. . . Her jaw was dislocated and it swung to one side, this threw her body off balance, causing her little spine, once used in bowing in worship to pictures of Johnny, to snap.
Johnny:"*having paused to watch the fangirl and now staring puzzled at the body, maniacal loathing now resumes* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ICHY, I HAVE AVENGED YOU AND YOUR PELT, MY BELOVED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The door bursts open.
(Guess who): "You called?"
. . .
Shrugging resumes.