Professor Hulk vs Wonder Woman in a fist fight

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Wonder Woman: GREAT HERA!!!! I can't beat this gigantic behemoth!!

Hulk: Hulk smash puny sexy woman who looks like Amazonian prostitute!!!

Wonder Woman: HOLD UP, B*TCH!!! IT'S GO TIME YA GREEN BASTARD!!! I'LL F*CK YA UP!!! I'M FROM THE STREETS DAWG!!! YA HEARD!!!

Hulk: Que?

Wonder Woman pimpsmacks Hulk to the sun. End of fight. ✅ 😖hifty:

(I know it's Professor Hulk, but it was funny nonetheless.)

Originally posted by batdude123

Hulk: Que?

Apparently Hulk cant speak english, but can speak forigen languages 😆 😛

Am I the only one that thinks that both Superman and Wonder Woman are above and beyond an enraged Hulk?(in physical strength)

Supes and WW are above ANY Hulk's strength until he gets to the peak of his anger 😄

Originally posted by bigbran
Am I the only one that thinks that both Superman and Wonder Woman are above and beyond an enraged Hulk?(in physical strength)

You'd think wrong...

Originally posted by Accel
You'd think wrong...

...cause Hulk is da stwogest! 😠 😱

Originally posted by Grimm22
...cause Hulk is da stwogest! 😠 😱

Of course. 😎

Originally posted by Accel
You'd think wrong...
Like moving the Wheels of Magedon, both of them lifted Spectre.
Throwing ships, the size of asteroids around.
Please tell how Hulk is stronger.

Grey Hulk "shattering" an astreoid twice the size of earth 😖hifty: 😛

Originally posted by bigbran
Like moving the Wheels of Magedon, both of them lifted Spectre.
Throwing ships, the size of asteroids around.
Please tell how Hulk is stronger.

Good God, do people REALLY need to hear Hulk's feats for the umpteenth time?

Originally posted by Grimm22
Grey Hulk "shattering" an astreoid twice the size of earth 😖hifty: 😛
Originally posted by bigbran
Like moving the Wheels of Magedon
Originally posted by Accel
Good God, do people REALLY need to hear Hulk's feats for the umpteenth time?
No, but I really don't see how Hulk compares to holding a black hole in his hand.

Originally posted by bigbran
No, but I really don't see how Hulk compares to holding a black hole in his hand.

What makes you think he can't? Just because he hasn't done it yet?

Originally posted by olympian
This is the first board ive seen people claiming WW is so way over the base Hulk that 10 punches at superspeed will be enough.

Id like Darth do make a list of the major feats of strength WW has on her own, that suggest shes that strong compared to the Hulk.

I mean where did common sense went? If base Hulk was THAT low compared to when he was enraged, what would the odds be of Herc or Thor not knocking him out quite the times?


It's not the 10 punches. If she spaced them out, his strength would quickly increase, and he could match her. It's the fact that there would be 10 of them in a second that would do him in. Imagine being punched by someone that was only equal in strength than you, 10 times in one second. You'd be KO'd for sure. And I think that if Thor or Herc punched him 10 times in a second, they'd KO him to.

But as far as examples of her Superior strength to his base, we have things like her and Supes lifting the Spectre(yes I know that you said feats she accomplished on her own, but the Omac files, Batman, and Superman himself have all acknowledged that she is right there with Supes in the strength department, so don't act like he was supporting all of the weight), and the huge ass asteroid she managed to catch(this one was by herself). Plus it's acknowledged that she's stronger than DC's Hercules, and has the strength of the Earth itself. Now you might not accept that as proof, but it's as proven as Hulks strength actually being unlimited(as in, it's acknowledged by the company, but it's a little hard to put on paper to show).

Now if speed wasn't a factor in the fight, it would be a lot closer, cause like I said, 10 shots in the face in a second would KO someone even if there strength was really close.

Its offical, anyone who actually thinks Hulk can destroy and astreoid twice the size of earth (Grey Hulk none the less) is a Hulk fanboy ✅

Either that or just an idiot 😄

As I already said, I have no interest in participating in idiocy where fanboy tactics are touted as in-character tactics while the majority of a character's appearances are considered out of character.

This I'll address:

Originally posted by Draco69
"Strawman" That's the best name you can call me? God you must have made an ass out of yourself in high school.

What did you call your bullies? Big Arms?

😆

I didn't call you a strawman. A strawman is when you take someone's argument and distort it so that you can better attack it.

For example:

I say "Wonder Woman won't batter Hulk 100 times a second. And while she's more skilled than Hulk, I don't think it'll be enough of a factor to quite give her the majority."

You say, "What do you mean, Wonder Woman won't ever use her superspeed or skill?"

See? Your version of what I said is a distortion that is easier to attack. Thus strawman.

Originally posted by bigbran
No, but I really don't see how Hulk compares to holding a black hole in his hand.

*Sigh*

Breaking a Celestial-level device, thunderclapping a dimension-destroying blast, the matter antimatter feat, easily breaking out a barrier held by the Silver Surfer, blah blah blah...

Originally posted by Dinalfos
What makes you think he can't? Just because he hasn't done it yet?
😆 😆 😆
No wait.... 😆 😆 😆
You just answered your question. Wolverine hasn't tried it either. I bet he could possibly do it. 😆 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Grimm22
Its offical, anyone who actually thinks Hulk can destroy and astreoid twice the size of earth (Grey Hulk none the less) is a Hulk fanboy ✅

Either that or just an idiot 😄

Still upset about people laying the smack on Ben, eh? 😉

But seriously, why the hell can he not do it, physically speaking? He's done some ridiculous feats in the past. That has nothing to do with fanboyism. It's not as we're making his feats up or anything.

Originally posted by bigbran
😆 😆 😆
No wait.... 😆 😆 😆
You just answered your question. Wolverine hasn't tried it either. I bet he could possibly do it. 😆 😆 😆 😆

The difference is that would be completely out of character for Wolverine to something like that.

What I'm saying is, just because someone has 'only' lifted a truck, it doesn't mean he can't lift a bike.

Originally posted by Jonathanos
As I already said, I have no interest in participating in idiocy where fanboy tactics are touted as in-character tactics while the majority of a character's appearances are considered out of character.

For heaven's sake:

READ. THIS.

FORUM. RULES.

DEFINITION. OF. PIS. AND. CIS.

"Plot Induced Stupidity, or PIS, is when characters don't use their abilities or skills to the fullest extent as shown before , even within their personality ranges, for the sake of the story plotline. It makes lesser powered characters an actual challenge against higher powered characters in the comics. Examples of PIS include Flash stories lasting longer than three panels, or Toy Man as a threat to Superman.

Character Induced Stupidity, or CIS, on the other hand, refers to any natural mental limitations that characters impose upon themselves and reduce their ability to use their own skills and powers effectively. Unlike PIS, CIS does not occur because the plot requires it, but because the character is genuinely that dumb. Examples of the CIS-afflicted include characters such as Rhino or Jar Jar Binks. Events of CIS are not exempt from debates"

God!

How in hell could you POSSIBLY misread this? It's simple. It's to the point. And you still manage to get it completely wrong.

But don't worry. I enlarged the key points so you would get it.....