I met a girl

Me and my friend Michael McDonald came up with a good idea. We set up accounts with weird profiles on a dating site to see who could draw in some of the weirdest matches. Here's one I got today.

She's full figured, a smoker, and her best feature is her hair. She also has a strategically placed tattoo. She has a pet dog she saved from the pound and she says he is a "tooter". She also has a fish but told me to ask for his name later (with a smiley face).

She likes to fish and camp and is not afraid to get sweaty. Her mate has to love to fish, really love to fish. Fishing is a big deal to her. She was also in the army and loves to watch the Food Channel. One of her turn-ons is skinny dipping.

I sent her an email:

Hey, thanks for sending the wink and the note. Your cute and stuff. Who is the girl in that one picture with you? Does she have email? I want to see a picture of your stratgiacially placed tattoo? Could you send me a pic of that please? Also, I love to fish. Alot. I have three trotlines right now.

Smoking is cool. Both my parents were smokers. They are dead now.

Talk to you soon. You can call me clap.

I'll update if she responds.

I'm scared for you, really I am 🙁

Originally posted by ThePittman
I'm scared for you, really I am 🙁

I'll send you her friend's e-mail if I get it.

You just want to incur the wraith of my wife don’t you?

Originally posted by ThePittman
You just want to incur the wraith of my wife don’t you?

Alright. I'll send her e-mail addy to your wife too.

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A sure way to get your wavos cut off. evillaugh

Originally posted by Bostonredsox04
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Originally posted by ThePittman
A sure way to get your wavos cut off. evillaugh

What the hell's a wavo? huevo?

Originally posted by clap
What the hell's a wavo? huevo?

Originally posted by ThePittman
Don’t write Spanish but it means balls 😛

I'd post a pic telling you that you tend to state the obvious too much, big the Kok would come in here getting all pissy.

Got another one.

About me and what I'm looking for:

I like meeting some special that will love me for real and make me happy woman, i have been to relationship and later end up in broken heart, I need a good man to match me and fill me in.. I need a nice man that will save me thru thick and thin, I am open, Faithful and Understanding.. I care alot and need a man to care for me.. I have achieve alot in life but i want a man beside me so i can fill complete.. I need Love and Love is given from a plain heart..

for fun:
I Like Popcorn and Burger.

favorite hot spots:
I Like Going to beach and Travelling.

favorite things:
I Like Blue and Pink as a colour, I Like listening to Xtian Music, Jazz, Blues and Hip-hop.

^^ She's 26, lives in Texas and her ethnicity is American.

Hmm, quite mean, I am entertained, but feel bad at the same time. Apparently I do have a conscience afterall.

Originally posted by clap
Got another one.

^^ She's 26, lives in Texas and her ethnicity is American.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, quite mean, I am entertained, but feel bad at the same time. Apparently I do have a conscience afterall.

Hit it in the head with a brick before you start feeling guilty about sleeping with strange women.

Originally posted by Scottie
Shes hot....give me her e-mail

I didn't send her a message. I've got to send them a message and they have to respond for me to get their e-mail.

You should try it though. Plenty of available (and eager) women on these dating sites.

😆

This is great.

Originally posted by Scottie
Shes hot....give me her e-mail

*get slaped by wife* 😛

Originally posted by ThePittman
Me too

*get slaped by wife* 😛

Originally posted by Scottie
Your wifes hot...give me her e-mail

Give it to me as well.