Originally posted by clap
Me and my friend Michael McDonald came up with a good idea. We set up accounts with weird profiles on a dating site to see who could draw in some of the weirdest matches. Here's one I got today.She's full figured, a smoker, and her best feature is her hair. She also has a strategically placed tattoo. She has a pet dog she saved from the pound and she says he is a "tooter". She also has a fish but told me to ask for his name later (with a smiley face).
She likes to fish and camp and is not afraid to get sweaty. Her mate has to love to fish, really love to fish. Fishing is a big deal to her. She was also in the army and loves to watch the Food Channel. One of her turn-ons is skinny dipping.
I sent her an email:
I'll update if she responds.
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Originally posted by ScottieHere you go [email protected] 😛
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This is "roxy" (not her real name). She describes herself as curvy and full figured. She's 29 has three kids and loves alcohol. Her best feature is her lips and teeth. She's a christian but can't remember the last time she went to church lol. She wrote me a little about herself:
I am a creative spirit looking for a partner in crime. Do you love Mexican food? Do you enjoy any kind of food? Do you enjoy cooking dinner together and curling up to watch a movie? I'm getting hungry just writing this. Are you open minded and kind hearted? Do you enjoy witty banter and intelligent conversation? Then let's talk and see what happens!
I am artistic, and I create art as gifts and would like to be able to sell it. I also enjoy sewing and embroidery as well as reading, cooking, and eating. I love movies, especially foreign or independent ones and trying new things.
I love Vanilla Dr. Pepper from Sonic and snuggling with my dog.
My response:
Hi Roxy. Are you foxy? lololololololol I'm a total cutup. At least that's what my coach used to say until I hit my head on the high board.Teeth are a good thing to be proud of. I'm taking good care of the ones I have left. Those are one thing you can't get any more of. The last time I went to church was when me and some guys stole the donkey out of the manger scene at Christmas. That was awesome.
I'm all about Mexican food. I chugged a bottle of hot sauce one time for a dollar. Needless to say, I ate a lot of ice cream the next day. I don't recommend that, but I'd do it again. I'm also a big fan of witty banter and intelingint conversations. I know a lot about the Civil War and Pancho Villa.
I ride a bike and don't have a car. My mom wishes I would wear a helmet but I don't think I look cool in my bicycle helmet. I have a thing that I can make pot holders with. I give them to my family for Christmas. I can make different colors and junk. Maybe we could get a table at a flea market? I hope you have a car.
Send me your address and phone number and I'll call you. You can call me clap.
Originally posted by clap2
This is "roxy" (not her real name). She describes herself as curvy and full figured. She's 29 has three kids and loves alcohol. Her best feature is her lips and teeth. She's a christian but can't remember the last time she went to church lol. She wrote me a little about herself:I am a creative spirit looking for a partner in crime. Do you love Mexican food? Do you enjoy any kind of food? Do you enjoy cooking dinner together and curling up to watch a movie? I'm getting hungry just writing this. Are you open minded and kind hearted? Do you enjoy witty banter and intelligent conversation? Then let's talk and see what happens!
I am artistic, and I create art as gifts and would like to be able to sell it. I also enjoy sewing and embroidery as well as reading, cooking, and eating. I love movies, especially foreign or independent ones and trying new things.
I love Vanilla Dr. Pepper from Sonic and snuggling with my dog.
My response:
I love the fact that you worked your way seamlessly back into kmc. Good job.✅
Originally posted by clap2
This is "roxy" (not her real name). She describes herself as curvy and full figured. She's 29 has three kids and loves alcohol. Her best feature is her lips and teeth. She's a christian but can't remember the last time she went to church lol. She wrote me a little about herself:I am a creative spirit looking for a partner in crime. Do you love Mexican food? Do you enjoy any kind of food? Do you enjoy cooking dinner together and curling up to watch a movie? I'm getting hungry just writing this. Are you open minded and kind hearted? Do you enjoy witty banter and intelligent conversation? Then let's talk and see what happens!
I am artistic, and I create art as gifts and would like to be able to sell it. I also enjoy sewing and embroidery as well as reading, cooking, and eating. I love movies, especially foreign or independent ones and trying new things.
I love Vanilla Dr. Pepper from Sonic and snuggling with my dog.
My response:
I'll bet it's weird seeing restricted under your username and still being able to post, isn't it? hmm
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I love the fact that you worked your way seamlessly back into kmc. Good job.✅
I haven't seen him offline once ever since he joined... I'm not really surprised he socked. ermm
Originally posted by Itzak
I'll bet it's weird seeing restricted under your username and still being able to post, isn't it? hmmI haven't seen him offline once ever since he joined... I'm not really surprised he socked. ermm
Creepy.
Originally posted by clap2
Just wait until your hubby trades you in when you're 45 for a younger model. See you on match.com
Will you still be alive or at the very least in public?