What Harry Potter Characters would never say...

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What Harry Potter Characters would never say...

hehe... just dropped by..

idk if this has been done already...

Harry: Snape rocks!

馃槚 i suck at this...

yeh u do

馃槅

not a total fan of hP... 馃槃

but i love Hp goblet of fire...

especially cedric... 馃槷

Hermione: It's all about those purebloods dawg!!

Eh! I couldn't think of anything else! 馃槵 Hehe! 馃槢

Harry: Dammit Draco you forgot the lube again

lol slash humour

Harry: Draco, I love you. And you, Ron. Oh, hell, You too, Hagrid!

馃槓

Harry: Wizards are gay...My books suck

馃槅 I love those!! Those were funny!! Hehe!

Harry: *takes a shot of fire whiskey* Let's go streaking!!

hermione:yey two hotties streaking 'grins, can we join you maybe make this into a quartet

Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny: GANGBANG, WOO! *Run into bedroom*

LOL erm wouldnt that count as incest lol sub Ginny for Draco lol

Harry: Draco damn you , you forgot the whip aswell, are you ok?

Originally posted by tigress
LOL erm wouldnt that count as incest lol sub Ginny for Draco lol

Harry: Draco damn you , you forgot the whip aswell, are you ok?

Arg I forgot about that.
Goyle: Well, the percentage of Draco accumlitating an answer to the question asked by professor Dumbledore is 46%. The percentage of that answer being correct is 5%. This is because the monocules in his brain are, at the present time, malfunctioning. Now, over to Crabbe in the lab.

Those were so funny!!

Originally posted by Diamonds
Arg I forgot about that.
Goyle: Well, the percentage of Draco accumlitating an answer to the question asked by professor Dumbledore is 46%. The percentage of that answer being correct is 5%. This is because the monocules in his brain are, at the present time, malfunctioning. Now, over to Crabbe in the lab.
馃槅 馃槅

Bump ermmhappy

Dumbledore: ... That, Harry, is a good question. One, to which, unfortunately....

... I do not have the answer.

I think Dumbledore would say that though ermm It's pretty good though ermmhappy

Ginny-OMG!Draco is like so totally hot!

Draco: Damnit! Forgot the hair gel!