What Harry Potter Characters would never say...

Voldemort: As you can see, Dumbledore I have transcended the name that ties me to the likes of Muggles. I am no longer Tom Marvolo Riddle, I am LORD VOLDEMORT!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Dumbledore: You will always be Tom to me.

Voldemort: I needn't repeat myself old man. I am Voldemort.

Dumbledore: Nope, you're Tom.

Voldemort: I am Lord Voldemort!!!! You shall bow before -

Dumbledore: Whatever you say Tom.

Voldemort: MY NAME IS-

Dumbledore:Tom?

Voldemort: IT'S VOLDEMORT!!!! VOLDEMORT!! VOOOLLLDDDEMMMOOOOOOORT!!!! OK!???!!!?

Dumbledore: If you say so.......

Voldemort...........?...?.........

Dumbledore..........Tom.

Voldemort: ARRGGHHH!!! I hate you! You suck!

hehe! lol

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George to a girl: You Know I had a twin once.

Fred's Ghost: Heh, you had an ear once too

Hermoine: I need a house-elf

I think this fits in with this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XueqIiEzzvY

SPOILER.....

I never expected Ms. Weasley would say B****, and look what happened!!!!

spoiler....

Harry: im bored...where is old voldie when ya need him

Originally posted by ~LunaLoveG~
Spoilers!!

George to a girl: You Know I had a twin once.

Fred's Ghost: Heh, you had an ear once too

That sounds like something that WOULD be said between them, assuming Fred stayed around as a Ghost.

I agree, it's the same kind of humor! lol