What Harry Potter Characters would never say... · Harry Potter

~Pielover~ Sock Hunter

Originally posted by Diamonds
Arg I forgot about that.
Goyle: Well, the percentage of Draco accumlitating an answer to the question asked by professor Dumbledore is 46%. The percentage of that answer being correct is 5%. This is because the monocules in his brain are, at the present time, malfunctioning. Now, over to Crabbe in the lab.

I wonder what the function of Brain Monocules would be.....

Fawne Promising Tomorrows

and old thread but what the hell

Ron: Maybe Snape didn't do it this time

tigress Slash Queen Senior Member

Harry: Draco your not supposed to blow dammit lol

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Snape : Harry Potter is 'the man'

SeanTerry727 Senior Member

Harry- DAMNIT Voldemort Im tired of Fighting LETS BE Friends!

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Harry: ''Do you think I should buy some concealer, to cover up my scar?''

siriuswriter Senior Member

Harry: *not thinking about what Draco is up to at the moment*

*not THAT way. Jeezus.*

The Phantom Angel of Music

Ginny: "I love you Hermione!"

Sadly, this will never be said...

siriuswriter Senior Member

Hermione : Hmmm, I think we should go to the prefects' bathroom to shower tonight. All the bubbles!
Ginny : Yeah, ooh and that water is so warm we wouldn't even need to bring our swimming suits!
Hermione : But Ginny, I so wanted to show you that short cheerleader's outfit that I got the other day!
Ginny : All right, but only if I get to see what it looks like when it's WET!!
Hermione and Ginny : *giggle*

... brought to you directly from the mind of Phantom.

The Phantom Angel of Music

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Hermione : Hmmm, I think we should go to the prefects' bathroom to shower tonight. All the bubbles!
Ginny : Yeah, ooh and that water is so warm we wouldn't even need to bring our swimming suits!
Hermione : But Ginny, I so wanted to show you that short cheerleader's outfit that I got the other day!
Ginny : All right, but only if I get to see what it looks like when it's WET!!
Hermione and Ginny : *giggle*
... brought to you directly from the mind of Phantom.

I'm not that perverse. I may be seventeen but god.

Ok, so now if it was brought to you from my mind, would you all care?

chillmeistergen Restricted

Where do I subscribe?

siriuswriter Senior Member

Originally posted by The Phantom
Ok, so now if it was brought to you from my mind, would you all care?

Eh? Care about what? The condition of your mind?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

not really.

Hagrid : Ahhh! A spider!!

The Phantom Angel of Music

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Eh? Care about what? The condition of your mind?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
not really.
Hagrid : Ahhh! A spider!!

One, I didn't even think of that. I have a healthy view of it Misses Making Hermione and Ginny Go Into Prefects Bathroom and Showering Together Without Anything On Except A Cheerleading Outfit on Hermione.

And funny quote.

ndfreak Master Chief

Malfoy: "I love mudbloods! their the greatest people around in this wizarding world!!! And the weasley's! what a cute and cuddly bunch of misfits!" runs over hugs hermione and all the weasleys. ina non-joking manner... revised just because of chillmeistergen🙂.
If he says this in Deathly hallows ill piss my pants.

chillmeistergen Restricted

Well, he is a fiend for sarcasm.

SeanTerry727 Senior Member

Harry- DAmnit Voldemort im tired of fighting lets be best friends!

Tayyab Junior Member

Snape: I recommend Head & Shoulders.

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Tonks: I told you already,it's nymphadora

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Harry- So Draco... How big is your magic wand?

Arianna Senior Member

Hermione: Crumple horn Snorecaks don't exist!!!
Luna: I know, daddy broke the news last weekend... 🙁