Embarrasing Moments

What are some embarrasing moments that have happened in your life. Lauren and I discussed some through the PM system, so I decided to make a thread on it.

So, what was something really embarrasing that has happened to you? Here's one of my embarrasing incidents...

Me and my gf (1st or 2nd, can't remember...) were going to go to a swimming party. We had been hanging out at her house, so she went to go put her bikini on in her bedroom. I sat outside the door and she screamed. I ran in to see what was wrong, and she had seen a spider (her 10-year-old brother's tarantula) crawl out of her dresser drawer and it scared the crap out of her. I'll let you guess what I saw... 😱

(of course, she slapped me for running in, even though she thought I was her hero for getting the spider out and getting her mom to ground her brother for a month)

😮 😱 🙁 Got kneed in the balls in the middle of boston

well....one of mine kinda implies seing what u saw too.
After gim class we rush to the toilet so we can be first at drinkin' water...the thirst is unimaginable. So i ran first and get the corner in the toilet. i didn't see that there was plenty of water on the floor. So i fell like in the coolest movies. it would've been a great bullet time shot, really. And in my fell i grabbed the sink and dragged it down with me. It almost fell on my head. Result, a few bruises...nothin' much. So the teacher tells me to go to the girl's toilet to washup a little bit. So i say: "but..but..."
And i went but i left after 1 second....u know what i saw...
😆

What, was there a girl in your stall or somethin? 😂

Ow, kneed in the balls Medraud!? That's gotta hurt.

In 3rd grade I was putting my chair up on the table after school and one of the "feet" hit my balls.

Too many to count....

Probably the worst one was when I was dating this guy named Ronnie (who I met on a total blind date - was a great guy!) We met the first time, talked and all that crap, and he asked me out to a movie the next weekend. I was about 22 at the time, BTW. We went to see Halloween II (no age comments people-don't even go there 😠 )

So we did the usual stuff you do at a movie at that age and when we came out afterwards, he said "you need a kleenex" I had a booger sticking out of my nose ! I just about died of embarrasment. We laughed about it later, though. 😂

😆

helloween 2 when you were 22. Well that will make you..... 😄 😉

Errmmm.... ancient?

Bastards. 😠

...24 😄

Thats right. 24. Thats the number.

Not only are my embarrassing moments numerous and horrible, I have also blocked them entirely from my memory, in a sort of reperessed fashion...

Well done. How are you with mind-control on others ?

great 😄 now where are those bikini shots

I, like Ush, feel low enough already to be giving away any of my gems.

I don't mind telling you my mates though........when he was about 8 he was at a b'day party and needed to have a scooby-doo but didn't want to ask so just tried to hold it in. Later on it had become unbearable, and so finally asked where the loo was, then halfway (running) upstairs he promptly shat himself in front of everyone. Tee hee.

oh man, that is actually sad.
One of my friends was so drunk, he was around 16 at the time, he shit himself on the buss home. After a little while the busdriver couldnt handle the smell so he threw him off 😂 😂 . We were all laughing and an hour later we saw the bus again all windows open 😂

oh god! Man!

When I was 3 I had just gotten out of diapers and I ran to my parent's bathroom and crapped on the floor b4 I could get there. I left it there hoping my parents wouldn't see it. 😂

One of my friends (he weas 2 at the time) took a crap in his backyard and thought his crap was a big slimy brown slug, so he took it to show his mom. "Look mommy, I found a slug!" "(insert name here), go flush that in the toilet!" "No, mommy, it's my friend!" 😂 😆

hmmm....i don'r think i have memories B4 4 years old....

I wore my mom's halter to band camp one day because I didn't want a weird tan line. It was alittle big in the breast area but I didn't think it would be a problem. Well, I was passing off part of my routine and lo and behold, my breast popped out. I didn't realize it at first but they came and told me later that I needed to wear better fitting clothing.