Originally posted by Ushgarak
Any chance you will bare your soul a little now, Mech, seeing as I have bared mine?
I think I may have mentioned some of these before but here goes anyway........
Once, at work, I was going through all the items on the back of a lorry, and checking them off the delivery note. I was so engrossed in what I was doing I walked right off the back of the truck and landed face first.
The 1st time I met Mrs.MM's family at a BBQ at thier house I got blind drunk, fell off the chair I was sat on and fell into a big hole in the ground her dad had dug for a pond.
Once I took a customer out for a drink in B'ham and we got to talking about the girls who worked at his office. I commented that the only one worth looking at was the blonde one I'd met the day before. This turned out to be his fiancee.
I was once on the phone to a female buyer from one of our customers and for once she was being nice (she was usually a right bitch). When I put the phone down I turned to one of the people in my office and said something really sexist like, "...she was being nice today, maybe she wants a ****....". We all had a big manly laugh until someone pointed out I hadn't put the phone down properly. I never picked it up to find out if she was still listening but she's never asked to speak to me again.