DMC Bloopers

Started by *jcd*gmc*153 pages

he he 😆

funny, but it's true 😉

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Thanks, jcd, and I completely agree. I will try to advertise in other places and provide links. Back to the bloopers.

Orlando: I'm not leaving without Jack!
(sees Jack running and screaming. Johnny trips and falls down. The cannibals overwhelm him)
Johnny: You know what to do!
Orlando (starts improving): Keep to the code?
Johnny: No! Come here and get me!

lol that'd be awesome

Will:Im not leaving without Jack!!!
....
Orlando: wait...something is wrong in here
Johnny: AAAAA!!!
Orlando those arent cannibals!Are those-?
Johnny: RUN U IDIOT THE FAN GIRLS ARE COMING!!!
*fan girls chasing johnny and orlando**

haha, too funny

totally lol

that was pretty good. lol!

Jack: Is this a dream?
Bootstrap: No.
Jack: I thought not. If it were a dream there'd be..... (Johnny) damn it!
Stellen: Rum! How could you forget that of all things? Your character drinks it 24/7.
Johnny: I'm sorry. I just started thinking about how I've had to memorize all this sword fighting and improv-ing with Orlando and Kevin and then I have my big sex scene with Keira and I'm a little nervous about it.
Stellen: Sex scene? Do tell.
Jack: Oh, it's going to be great. See, what the audience and most of the cast doesn't know is that Elizabeth and Will are cousins by marriage!
Stellen: That DOES explain the Turner blood thing so those stupid die-hard fans won't get mad.
Jack: And the best part is that even though back then people married their cousins all the time, Will is going to be so disgusted by it!
Stellen: High 5!
(Stellen and Johnny High-5)

Gore: What the hell are you guys doing? We wasted like 5 million dollars worth of film.

Originally posted by willofthewisp
that was pretty good. lol!

Jack: Is this a dream?
Bootstrap: No.
Jack: I thought not. If it were a dream there'd be..... (Johnny) damn it!
Stellen: Rum! How could you forget that of all things? Your character drinks it 24/7.
Johnny: I'm sorry. I just started thinking about how I've had to memorize all this sword fighting and improv-ing with Orlando and Kevin and then I have my big sex scene with Keira and I'm a little nervous about it.
Stellen: Sex scene? Do tell.
Jack: Oh, it's going to be great. See, what the audience and most of the cast doesn't know is that Elizabeth and Will are cousins by marriage!
Stellen: That DOES explain the Turner blood thing so those stupid die-hard fans won't get mad.
Jack: And the best part is that even though back then people married their cousins all the time, Will is going to be so disgusted by it!
Stellen: High 5!
(Stellen and Johnny High-5)

Gore: What the hell are you guys doing? We wasted like 5 million dollars worth of film.

continuing.....

Gore: What the hell am I supposed to do with it now?

Jack and Stellen: Youtube it?

Gore: *rolls eyes*

haha, youtube it!!!!
love it!
(but who's stellen?)

Jack: so anyways me and keira have like this sex talk scene!
Stellar: Far Out!!
Jack: yea i know but its disney so there will be no sex scene..damn
Stellar: aa bugger

lol

Originally posted by mmoviejunkie
haha, youtube it!!!!
love it!
(but who's stellen?)

the actor who plays wills daddy

yeah, barnacle boy

lol yup

**Bloopers**

Beckett: Each of us left a mark one another
Will: what mark did jack sparrow leave you?
Beckett: HE CUT OFF MY WITTLE WEE WEE AND FED IT TO TH CANNIBALS!!

Will:....
Gore....
Beckette:*sucks thumb*

Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
yeah, barnacle boy
lol spongebob.........anyway. youtube it! i love that!

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
lol yup

**Bloopers**

Beckett: Each of us left a mark one another
Will: what mark did jack sparrow leave you?
Beckett: HE CUT OFF MY WITTLE WEE WEE AND FED IT TO TH CANNIBALS!!

Will:....
Gore....
Beckette:*sucks thumb*

..................that's interesting....

barnacle boy can be bootstrap and mermaid man can be davy lol

lol! totally

back to bloopers lol

Jack: Come to negotiate u slimmy-whoah!
*falls of stairs*
Crew: oooohhh
Johnny:....
Keira: Johnny?
Johnny:...rip1...

awww.... that's sad....