DMC Bloopers

**Orlando seese Johnny and Keira kissing for the first time at the end of the film**

Orlando: I KNEW IT! I knew there was something fishy going on here!

Gore: Relax, they're only acting!

Orlando: Tell that to the tongue action they're slipping in there!!

**Gore looks over**

Gore: Boy...they're certainly not coming up for air...and oh! Why is she chaining him to the ship?! THATS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!

Orlando: I'd stop them before a baby is concieved infront of us!

Gore: Ted? Terry? Did you put this into the script?!

Ted: Do we look like a Porn writers?!

Orlando: Do something! They're taking the attention away from my 'ship!

Terry: Well the way THAT is going, I think YOUR'ship will be sunk by the end of this movie...

luved the part about porn writers lmao 😄 😄 😄

Originally posted by sailorleo
im putting this here b/c this is where the idea originated from story by chiki mina....

correct me if im wrong..but u did this drawing from my "run the fan girls are coming"?

if u did then im flattered lol and great drawing!

Originally posted by T.Maria
**Orlando seese Johnny and Keira kissing for the first time at the end of the film**

Orlando: I KNEW IT! I knew there was something fishy going on here!

Gore: Relax, they're only acting!

Orlando: Tell that to the tongue action they're slipping in there!!

**Gore looks over**

Gore: Boy...they're certainly not coming up for air...and oh! Why is she chaining him to the ship?! THATS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!

Orlando: I'd stop them before a baby is concieved infront of us!

Gore: Ted? Terry? Did you put this into the script?!

Ted: Do we look like a Porn writers?!

Orlando: Do something! They're taking the attention away from my 'ship!

Terry: Well the way THAT is going, I think YOUR'ship will be sunk by the end of this movie...

I Love it!!! LOL!! PoRn WriTeRs...Lol!!

Will: We'll marry properly..if you'll still have me

Elizabeth: If it wasn't for these bars i would hav you right now

Gore: CUT!

Keira: Thank god! If i have to see that 'hurt puppy' look on his face one more time I may hang myself by Johnnys back hair-

Johnny: - Oi! I heard that!

Orlando: I don't have a 'hurt puppy' look!

Johnny: Sure you do! its the same as your; 'i'm really constapated' look and your really annoying; 'I'm trying to act heroic but really i still look constapated' look.

Keira: Seriously...sometimes your character walks around like he's got a pole stuck up his ass

Johnny: Maybe that's why hes so wooden-looking?

Orlando: Atleast Will's not gay-

Johnny: - Well Jack doesn't exactly sing the YMCA while he's doing his thing, does he?

Keira: He could do...

Johnny: Oh, kiss me where the sun don't shine, Luv

omfg i cant stop laughing at that one! but.................im not 2 hott on all the Johnny/Keira stuff, cuz, of course, Johnny is practically married /w 2 kids, but i know this is just 4 fun so ill let it go

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
omfg i cant stop laughing at that one! but.................im not 2 hott on all the Johnny/Keira stuff, cuz, of course, Johnny is practically married /w 2 kids, but i know this is just 4 fun so ill let it go

apologies if i offended you ivebeendeppened43 🙁

I did it for entertainment value, and was not implying anything between Johnny and keira so again i do apologise.

Im not too big on the keira/johnny thing either for the same reasons but the kiss scene had too much funny stuff you can make out from it...

again, if i have caused offense then i do apologise

*Begs for forgiveness*

😄

i said i will 4give u cuz i no u were just poking fun!

okie dokie 🙂

uh...anyways lol

Jack: So we sign it in blood-er ink?
*Davy takes jacks hand and takes off the black spot with his tentacles*
Davy: Three days..
Johnny: *looks at his hand* eww what the hell!! This isnt your typical fish goo!! Eww Bill what the hell were you doing with your tentacles!! Im afraid to ask where it has been!

Orlando: Where's Jack?

Keira: Up on the ship deck, being hott. He elected to stay behind to try for a decent sun tan.

Will: Jack gets action AND a sun tan? Boo you whores.

Johnny: I always knew you were Lindsey Lohan in disguise.

*************

Orlando: I need that compass, Jack.

Johnny: and I suppose next you'll be wanting my sword, and then my dreds, and then you'll be wanting me to teach you how to wear eyeliner.

LATER THAT EVENING, AT THE HOTEL... Keira walks up to Orlando's room and finds him and Johnny in front of the mirror, as Orlando straightens Johnny's hair with a chi.

Orlando: I got so good at this during Lord of the Rings.

Johnny: You were the prettiest character in the films. Should my hair be steaming like that?

Orlando: We really need to get you a hair routine.

Keira: Uh, mind if I join you girls?

Johnny: Only if you teach us how to wax our eyebrows...

LOL dont know where that came from. I just like making fun of girly Orli

lmao

Keira: ill teach you how to wax your eyebrows if you teache me how to wax my mustache.
Orlando: oh honey I use hair cream for that
Johnny: hair cream is like soo 100 centuries ago

lol way funny

hehehehe. then Keira, Johnny and Orlando start having a pillow fight in their underwear.

Gore walks in with the call sheets for tomorrow, as well as re-writes.

Gore: Um, am I interrupting something?

Keira: Gore, you look like you could use a facial.

Gore: I actually have something I need to talk to you and Johnny about.

Orlando: (whacks Johnny with pillow) why do you like Johnny better?

Gore: It might have something to do with his oscar nomination.

Gore: (whispering into Johnny's ear) We've decided to add that Jack/Elizabeth kiss.

Johnny: (throwing his pillow into the air) Wooppee!!!!!!!

Gore: (whispering to Keira) We need you to make out with Jack.

Keira promptly grabs Johnny and starts snogging him.

Gore: not now!!!!!! IN THE FILM!!!!!

Orlando: uh, what?

haha, thats the funniest thing i've ever read!!

haha! rofl! Johnny is so immature! im lovin this!

Tia: you have a touch a destiny about you, William Turner.
William: You know me?
Tia: you want to know me?
Will:..uh..not untill we locate a dentist.

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
correct me if im wrong..but u did this drawing from my "run the fan girls are coming"?

if u did then im flattered lol and great drawing!

yup sure did!

lmao chiki Mina!

**The first film...**

Keira: Do you think we should tell him?

Johnny: I wouldn't risk it...he would throw one B**ch of a hissy-fit..

Keira: But its not fair on him...everyone is laughing behind his back-

Johnny: -You included, if i'm not mistaken!

**Orlando notices the two talking and joins them**

Orlando: Something wrong?

Keira: erm...Orlando, we don't know how to tell you this but...well...

Orlando: Go on...

Johnny: Your wearing womens tights

**Moment of silence**

Orlando: I know

Johnny: You know?

Orlando: Yeah...you should see me of a weekend...I do the mini-skirt and everything! The whole she-bang!

Keira: So THATS the reason you kept your blond wig!!!

yay!! im glad u made a drawing of it!! i draw too lol