Originally posted by CaptainJacksLuv
yes, we are, i must admit piratediva that ive seen those pics, but ur siggy, blows me away. lol
Originally posted by jackismyboo
i like your new siggy Chiki it's very beautiful, you are very creative and PirateDiva i loves your's too, it is AWEsome! 😄
Thank You!!! I was gonna Modify the Pics....BUT I FIGURED THEY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES....so i did nothing to the pics except make them smaller and blend them!!! LOL!
KMC gurlz, Orli& Johnny r shopping at Claires
*all but Johnny crowd around Pirates section*
Pirate Diva😮MG!!! I dont have this folder yet!! I have to get it!
IBD:III already have it!
A-K-A:I want one!
Chiki:I KNOW! I can buy a notebok or something, have Johnny sign it, and then it will sell 4 even more on ebay!
Johnny:I heard that! I am signing NOTHING for you!
Orli😮h, but u can do it for me!!
*cricket noises*
Bwa:Who would want one of you? I bet Ichy would, but just to eat.
iheartpocky: mmmmm...pocky.....
MistyPirate:rriiggghhhttt....OMG!!! LOOK! A pirates pillow!
CJL:and look!! a Jack whiteboard!!
IBD:aaaww! I want that! Johnny will you buy it for me?! PPLLEEASSSEEE!!!!!
Johnny:uummmm only if it doesnt have me on it.
savvychick:*mumbles*baby....
Pirate Diva: Johnny, will u PLEASE buy me this folder? *puppy pout*
IBD:hes only gonna buy it if it doesnt have him on it-
Johnny😖ure.
Pirate Diva:HA! YOU SUCK!
IBD: Johnny, wtf?
Johnny:what? i...PANSY BOY! Stop making out with that folder of yourself! its disturbing!
*all turn and see orli making out /w folder*
Impy😖ick...
*Orli stops*
Orli😖orry. i couldnt resist, mate
Johnny: dont steal my lines, dude. We all know you aspire to be me, alright?
Savvychick:thats true...
Chiki: who doesnt aspire to be you, Johnny?
Johnny😮k! can we PLEASE get out of this frilly pink store? Its making me sick!
*Johnny buys PD's folder and they exit store*
A-K-A:Where now?
Orli: *screams* VICTORIA SECRET!!
*all stare*
Orli: just kidding...
Johnny: i beg to differ...
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
This takes place at the POTC Dsiney Ride. It started with a silly idea fom me, piratediva, and misty. So it starts with us three then the rest of the kmc girls. ENJOY!!
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[b]PirateDiva: All set here.Misty: Roger
Chiki Mina: uhg! I can't walk with these!
PirateDiva: What's wrong with the cat suits?
Chiki Mina: It's too tight. *squeak**squeak*
Misty: Would you stop making that noise!
Chiki: I can't help it!! It's too damn tight!
PirateDiva: Weight watchers can help you with that.
Chiki: what will help me if I kill you slowly
Misty: what will help me if you all shut up! We need to accomplish our mission!
PirateDiva: Right! Mina, you got the charts?
Chiki: *squeak**squeak* yeah, yeah. I got 'em.
Misty: Excellent *rubs hands together* Our plan is quick and simple. All we have to do is cut the wires of the camera, spray all the lasers that could set the alarm, and grab the animatronic of Jack Sparrow.
PirateDiva: I'll handle the lasers.
Chiki: I'll grab the Jack doll
Misty: No, you will cut the wires.
Chiki: Well that's not fair!! I want to get Jack!
Misty: You are gonna get punched if you don't go! Now go and cut the wires!
Chiki: *in a mocking voice* Now go and cut the wires. I rather cut her throat. *squeak**squeak*
PirateDiva: Ready? 1...2...3!!
*Plays the Mission Impossible theme*
Chiki: What the hell!? *looks up* Where is that coming from?
Misty: Never mind! Let's just do it!
PirateDiva starts by doing cart wheels. Sprays the lasers
Chiki: *squeak**squeak* Time to cut off the wires. I hope this is the right one. *snip* then gets electrecuted* AAAA!!! *smoke comes out of her hair* shhhhiiiiiiiiittttttt.
Misty: Are we clear?
PirateDiva: Affirmative
Misty: Wheres Mina?
Chiki: heeerrreee *squeak**squeak*
Misty: why are you shivering? And what's that smell?
Chiki: It's my skin and my burned hair. Is it standing up?
Misty: Uh...no...*ahem*
PirateDiva: Good, Lord!! You look like Don King!
Chiki: Thanks alot. That means alot from a mentally challenged goose like you.
Misty: We need to get across those lasers.
PirateDiva: I'll do it!! I can just crawl under them.
Chiki: you can't do that. Your ass will be in the way.
PirateDiva: At least I don't smell like BBQ hair!
Misty: Fine!! I'll do it.
Misty does some back flips and manages to turn of the alarm.
PirateDiva: Were those backflips ncessary?
Misty: Charlie's Angels can do it!! Why not us.? *Crack*
Chiki: Hmmm...really? Do Charlie's Angels also rip their cat suits?
PirateDiva: Oh great! You know how long it took me to make these cat suits?!
Chiki: Well *whip* let's get down and dirty.
Misty: where you get that?
Chiki: I stole it from the the props of Cat Woman.
PirateDiva: That's illegal!!
Chiki: And what is this we're doing now? Taking a trip through Charlie and Chocolate Factory?
They all grab the Jack Doll
Misty: Yes!! Mission accomplished!
PirateDiva: wait!! we need to loeave a ransom note.
Chiki: To give us Johnny within 2 hours, or the doll will pay the price.
PirateDiva: we should send in a pic of a gun pointed to the Doll.
Chiki: Oo OO!! Can I be in the pic?!
Misty: Mina, this is a ransom pic, not a year book pic.
Takes pic with gun pointed at the Jack doll with Chiki in it
Misty: Alrighty. Do we have our ransom note ready?
Chiki: Affirmative! It should be signed by us. A group name.
PirateDiva: Something like Charlies Angels!
Misty: How about Johnny's Angels!
Chiki: HAHA!! That's the dumbest name I ever heard!!....Oh! I got an Idea to die for!! How about we name our group Johnny's Angels?! Am I bright or not?
PirateDiva: You were suppose to cut the wires from the camera, not from your brain, Mina.
Misty: Let's just go!
Chiki: Right!! *does back flips* Look at meeeee!! *crashes into a wall*
PirateDiva: Mina, the exist is right behind us.
Chiki: Bugger. *squeak**squeak*
***Next Day***
Ivebeendepped: I can't wait to hump the animatronic they made of Jack.
Savvychick: Yay this is my first POTC ride!!
amber: you haven't been out much, haven' you savvychick?
Savvychick: Not since I got out of my cave!
CaptainJacksLuv: Oh no!! LOOK!! The Jack Doll is gone!!!
KMC: *GASP*
Amber: Oh no!! who would be so cruel?
Bwa: Someone left a note! Oh noo! It seems as if it's written in another language!! OMG!!!
ivebeendepped: You're reading it upside down, you brain fart!
Bwa: Oh *snort* it says:
Bring our Johnny withing 72 hours, or the doll get's it!
captainjacksluv: Theres a pic with a gun pointed to the Jack Doll! And theres also another person who looks like Don King!!
SavvyChick: Theres more!:
PS
We are horny, desperate girls! I want my Johnny in my bedroom tied to my headboard by 9 pm! Savvy?Diddly: ?????????????
___________________________________THAT'S IT!! lol I'll continue tomorow. Stay tuned!! [/B]
Okay I deserved that,.. but you guys made my horrible night into a funny one
Originally posted by sailorleoaaww! im so sorry! ill add u in this one!
aw...leo's been left out...she feels sad now
Orli: you kno, i deserve more than McDonalds!
Johnny: dude, McDonalds deserves more than YOU!
iheartpocky: hear hear!
*all walk up to register*
Clerk person: hi may I- OMG! You're Johnny Depp!
Johnny:Tell me something i DONT know, please!
Clerk:wow, you're much more of a p*ss off in person
IBD&Pirate Diva together: WHAT DID U JUST SAY?!
Orli: HEY! Dont you recognize me?!
Clerk:............................Johnny's assistant?
Johnny:not even... hes less than an aquiantence really.
Orli: dont be so modest, Johnny!
Johnny: Whatever, i'll have a big mac, a large fry, and a coke.
Pirate Diva:Ill have what he's having!
IBD:me too! Only I want a Dr. Pepper.
Chiki😄r. Pepper tastes like pepto bismal.
Sailor: Yeah, it does. I wonder if my Jack likes it? I hope not.
A-k-a: u-huh....
Bwa: uumm.... i want a cheeseburger, but no lettuce, pickles, onions, mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, OR........well, no cheese either. and ichy will have a salad.
misty:could you BE more complicated?
diddly:????????
CJL:bet she could...
orli: im not really hungry.
Johnny: dear god, now he's going anerexic. someone PLEASE helpthis man!.....woman...individual.....human being...life form of some kind...
Impy: ALL over it! *does heimlic manouver on Orlando*
Chiki: not THAT kind of help, you a$$fart!
mmoviejunkie😮oo orbitz alert!
ibd:hey! u stole my line!
mmoviejunkie: sorry, u want it back?
savvychick:....right, can we please finish ordering?
sailor:yes, please!
*all finish and are sitting at tables*
*pirate diva and ibd fight for seats next to johnny, but end up getting another seat and sitting on both sides of him*
Johnny: I feel sullied and unusual.