DMC Bloopers

Started by CaptainJacksLuv153 pages

it was really funny.....hehe im not buyin a new one. lol

i dont think u could afford another even if u sold ur house, cars, and most of your belongings!

lol, well, ill get chiki to sell stuff on ebay, then ill steal all her money

Originally posted by CaptainJacksLuv
lol, well, ill get chiki to sell stuff on ebay, then ill steal all her money

OOO Sweetie I dont ThInK U waNNa Being DoInG ThaT MaTe!!! MINA is PuErTo RiCaN and she'll bust the MACHETE on you....lmao!

lmao! ill go /w u!

she doesnt know how aussies work then, does she? lol

Originally posted by PirateDiva
OOO Sweetie I dont ThInK U waNNa Being DoInG ThaT MaTe!!! MINA is PuErTo RiCaN and she'll bust the MACHETE on you....lmao!
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh, yeah, my dads on chemo, and after he finishes he mighjt b doin some I.T work for my uncle, so we mite have 2 go 2 china, but last time we went overseas it was just my sis, my mum and i and there was a choice between europe or pool, but dad only just told us that lol... sorry, that was soo off-topic.

lmao machette.....

YAY, kill every1!!! lol

yay! new siggy time 4 me! lol

tight tight tight!

ok.....

Orlando:i don't have a problem!!

Chiki:and thats exactly what people with problems say

all hear another shattering

IBD43:uumm, Johnny! was that glass tiger in that highly protected case of any sentimental value to you?

Johnny:What does it matter? I'm sure you broke it anyway!

CJL😮f course not!we didn't break it! *whispers to IBD43* we shattered it into thousands of little pieces...

Misty:Johnny, can we go somewhere? like.........gucci or coach or something?

Johnny:Why? You can't afford those places anyway

Misty:yeah, but U can and im sure Orlando would like to do some shopping!

Bwa: can we go to blockbuster too? I wanna rent secret window!

Johnny: oh g*d no!

CJL and IBD43 come into room again*

IBD:What? Can't you take it?!

Imperial:Fine! We can rent Sleepy Hollow! Or Benny&Joon!

Bwa:You don't like raisens?

Impy:not really

Iheartpocky:why?

Bwa:well,they used to be fat and juicy, now they're...twisted-

Pirate Diva😮h! by the way, Johnny! I LOVED when you quoted Benny & Joon in the Pirates 1 deleted scenes! it was so funny! and then the Fast Show line after that! it was absolutely amazing!!

IBD:*mumbles* kiss up...

PirateDiva:dont hate me because im beautiful!

IBD:guess i dont have to worry about that one then!

Pirate Diva:Are you saying im not beautiful?! Then why does johnny love me?!

IBD😮k, Look at Johnny's previous GF's! nOT that ur his girlfriend, but Kate Moss-hideous b*tch, Winona Ryder-all u gotta do is look at Johnny's right bicep. no offense Johnny.

Johnny: non taken. i think...

Chiki😮K! back on topic please!

Misty:Right! So, can u take us Johnny? PLEASE!! PLEASE!!!!

Orlando:yeah PLEASE!!!!

Johnny😮h, of COURSE for Orlando! *sarcasm* then we can get our NAILS done!

Orli:YEAH!! wait......that was that...sarcasm thing again, huh?

Johnny:you're a slick one, buckaroo!

Orli:Yup! wait, what?

Chiki:Inconcievable....

Iheartpocky:Hallo! my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

IBD:Anybody wanna peanut?

i love that movie!!! lol, we (mainly me) get to break things!!! yay!

LOL!!!!! i love!!! Princess Bride

hehe...i watched that last night😄 its my favorite non-johnny movie...lol

lol I just love the inconcievable dude

yea. lol.

oh wait hes..... oh what was he..... oh Ceceilian right? dont get into a mind game with a ceceilian i think... lol

i also like miracle max and his wife
"im not a witch im your wife!"

lol 😂