okay here goes.... lol
The KMCs are all hanging around Orlando's house
IBD43: Explain why we're here again.
Bwa: I told you, when Orli opens the door, we'll throw $hit at him.
Chiki: Aw, come on, guys, do we really have to do this.
CJL: If we throw it at him, you can cut a piece of hair off him, that has shite on it, and sell it on ebay.
Chiki: Okay look, I do it only with Johnny things, then i KNOW PirateDiva or LovelyOne will buy it too.
T.Maria: Doo Doo Doo Potatoes!
*everyone looks at her like shes crazy*
T.Maria: Okay, CJL, why the hell did you make me say that?!
CJL: I felt like it.
AudioHeart: Wheres Orlando? why hasnt he opened the door?
Bwa: Ihavent rang the goddamn doorbell. Doi!
Pirate179: Well go on! ring it u lunatic!
IHeartPocky: You know what...PirateDiva, go find Johnny for us
Tee_PirateGirl: Not on my watch
*PirateDiva and Tee-Pirategirl go running for johnny*
Chiki: Why'd You do that!?
IHeartPocky: I wanted more than 1 of them gone, so thats how i did it
CJL: Yeah sorry to break it to you, but this rps gunna stop very shortly...
IBD43: Whys That?
CJL: Because friggen Bwa decide to kick Johnny, who was inside Orlis hous the whole time, in the bloody Groin!
Bwa: I did karate!
I know, crap
im in a good mood i make blooper.
The KMC girls and Johnny and....well, I guess Orli too...are sitting around a nice campfire
Bwa: You know what this reminds me of?
Impy: What?
Bwa:*sings* Lets gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song!
Impy: *sings* Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song and if you dont think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
Bwa:But it'll help if you just sing along!!
IBD: BUM BUM BUUUMMM!!!
Chiki: alright, we are SO done with this!
Impy:You no likey Spongebob?
CJL: ANYWAY! So, what do we do?
PIratediva: Well, its getting a bit chilly outside. *snuggles up to Johnny*
IBD.CJL, and TEE: *glares at Pirate*
AKA:LETS MAKE SMORES!!!
Savvychick: yeah smores!!!
Sailor: but we dont have the stuff for smores!
Orli: ILL GO BUY IT!!!
Johnny: NO! He's probably gonna come back with like, salteens, liquid cheese, and ketchup. I'll go get it.
Pirate:Ill come too!
IBD: me too!!!
CJL&TEE: US TOO!!!
JOhnny: On second thought, maybe not...
Pirate,Tee,IBD,CJL: NO! YOUR GOING!!
Chiki: leave the man alone please!!
Johnny:Fine, ill go! Get in the car girls.
IBD: I call shotgun!! HA!
Pirate: No way! I get shotgun, right Johnny?!
Johnny: She won fair and square, i guess...
IBD: ha!!!!!
PIRate: THATS NOT FAIR!! Please Johnny?! *puppy pout*
JOhnny: fine, we'll take the limo. No shotgun. You can sit on both sides of me
IBD: I call left!! then i can touch his Lily-Rose tattoo!!
Johnny: I would prefer it you DIDNT touch my chest...
the "Johnny girls" and Johnny pile into limo and IBD sits on left and Pirate sits on right.
*back at campfire*
Pirate179: I told you Orli! for gosh sake!!! Marie Callender's is a PIE shop! Not a named calendar!
Orli: Its a calendar!! im telling you!
chiki: OH FOR G*D SAKE! ITS A PIE SHOP, DIPWAD!!
Orli: *shrinks down*
Audioheart: well now that THATS settled, how about a game?
T.Maria: how about lets play the "see how many seconds it takes to strangle Orlando till he's dead" game?
AKA: i LIKE that idea!!
Orli: NO WAY!! When I die, I wanna die peacefully! Not being strangled by a bunch of crazed pirate fans!
iheartpocky: were not CRAZED!! were just fully dedicated! THERES A DIFFERENCE!!
*back in limo*
Johnny: look, Pirate diva, if Vanessa DID die, no you would not take her place!!
Pirate: *pouts*
CJL: Well duh! I would!!
Tee: beg to differ!! It would be me, of course!!
IBD: you know what you amateurs? he would choose me-
JOhnny: SHUT THE HECK UP PEOPLE! I would choose NONE of you! You happy now? Shes the ONLY one for me!
IBD: yeah i bet you sad that about your last 4 fiance's too.. *angrily*
Johnny: excuse me, Miss b*tchy personality?
IBD: ouch...i just got cussed at by a moviestar...wow. An amazingly ssexxi moviestar, i might add...this goes down in my journal!!
Piratediva: geek....