**Everyone is sat around on a desert island, doing absolutely nothing**
Chiki: I'm so bored!
CJL: Why don't you try selling something on ebay? that usually occupies your tiny brain space...
Piratediva: I don't know whether you've noticed or not...but we're in the middle of a DESERT ISLAND!!!!! ....So unless chiki can magically pull a computer out of her arse, then i highly doubt she could sell anything...
Bwa: I don't know about a computer, but i can pull an elephant out of -
Everyone: DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE!
Chiki: Are you behind on the times, Piratediva...or have you forgotten the power of MAC laptops?! Bwhahahahahahahaha!
Sailor: Well, unless you're going to sell sand, i highly doubt there is anything on this island worth having...
Chiki: I put orli up for auction yesterday...
Orli: How much is my going rate?
Chiki: So far? $5.
Johnny: And thats only because he bid on himself...
**Out in the distance, the gang can see Norrie and tee_pirategirl having a water fight in the sea. Suddenly keira swims up behind him and pulls his shorts down**
IBD43: Whoa! No offence sailor, but that is one sight that I don't want to see!
Sailor: If im honest, its not a sight that i particularily wanted to see, either...not in the daylight, anyway...
Johnny: She did the same thing to Orli yesterday...now that was a sight that could make even the blind feel queezy...
Orli: I resent that.
Johnny: You resent everything.
Orli: I do not.
akamber: Yes you do...yesterday we wrestled for half an hour over who could have the last coconut, and just because i beat you like the little girl that you are, you wouldn't speak to me for the rest of the day!
Orli: Thats because you used tag-team!
Chiki: Hey! In my defence, i just really wanted to beat the crap out of you...
Orli: But it wasn't a fair fight because i didn't have a partner...
Johnny: Yes you did, i offered...
Orli: Yeah, and then half way through it you decided to swap teams and start beating the sh!t out of me, too!
Johnny: Oh...those were the good times...
***The guys from the sea come to join the rest of them***
Tee_pirategirl: So...what's for supper?
CJL: For starters I was thinking Soup du Bwa
Chiki: Nice...but seriously...im starving!
Johnny: Well, if the worst comes to worse then we will just have to eat eachother.
*Everyone agrees*
Johnny: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Back up a minute...I was kidding!
Piratediva: But it seemed like a logical answer.
IBD43: And its not like i haven't done it before.
Chiki: WHAT?!
IBD43: Hey! Don't judge...times were hard, and the bum on the street had such an appetising ribcage....
tia_dalma: God save us all....
Orli: I'm bored...has anyone got any balloons?
**Everyone looks at him**
Chiki: Please tell me that that sentence did not just escape from his mouth...
orli: I can turn balloons into animals...
Bwa: Whoa! You have a gift!
Sailor: I dont think he means literally...
Bwa: Oh...Bummer...I was going to ask him to make me an inflatable sheep...
Orli: I cant do sheep, but i can do a mean snake...
CJL: Well thats all well and good, but what do you suppose we would blow the balloons up with?
Piratediva: Its ok, we can just use the air from Chiki's head.
Chiki: I resent that.
Orli: SEE! It's catching!
Johnny: Oh dear god...just kill me now and get it over with....
Piratediva: I don't know whether you've noticed or not...but we're in the middle of a DESERT ISLAND!!!!! ....So unless chiki can magically pull a computer out of her arse, then i highly doubt she could sell anything...
Bwa: I don't know about a computer, but i can pull an elephant out of -
^^^geeze, bwa has a big arse lol
Orli: How much is my going rate?
Chiki: So far? $5.
Johnny: And thats only because he bid on himself...
^^^LOL!
Orli: Thats because you used tag-team!
Chiki: Hey! In my defence, i just really wanted to beat the crap out of you...
^^^thats soo like chiki!
but all in all, it was fantastic!
All the gang are hanging out on the set of DMC...Where orli, norrie and johnny are about to do their 'wheel' stunt
Piratediva: Omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, OMFG!
Chiki: How dare you take the lords name in vain!
CJL: Er...Chiki...Gore said you can't sell his used chewing gum on ebay...
Chiki: Oh for Gods sake!!
Piratediva: HA! Look whose vaining the lords name, now!
Johnny: I think its best if you guys get out of the way...the wheel is coming down in a minute and if you got hurt...well...technically nothing would happen because your insured.
Orli: Yeah! So go ahead and stand in the way...get run over...won't cost us anything...
iheartpoky: One day I will decapitate his head from his body...
siriuswriter: Not if i get there first...
*The guys all look round when they hear a wheel being rolled along behind them...and to their surprise, and utter disgust they see -*
Sailor: HEY GUYS!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!
Chiki: *Looking up at sailor who is ontop of the wheel!*
Thats not fare! They told me i couldn't ride on the wheel!
Norrie: That's because you have to be over one metre tall to ride it, like all the other big girls and boys.
Chiki: If you don't get out of my face right now, then i will hiss at you.
Tech guy: Hey guys, we're ready for you...
Johnny: I'm looking forward to this...but if i die halfway through, i just want everyone to know that I DO have botox injections...in my arse!
Piratediva: I wondered why it was so firm...
Norrie: I'm just not looking forward to orli spewing up on me again...
orli: Ive already told you...that wasnt spew...it came out of my other hole...
*A scream is suddenly heard from the wheel*
Sailor: THEY'VE TAKEN IT!!!!!!
*Chiki, CJL, Piatediva and Bwa have all set the wheel free and climbed inside it whilst no one was looking*
IBD43: Awwwww! Thats so not fare! Why cant i ever get included in the fun stuff??
Iheartpoky: Because we're too mature...
IBD43: HA! If Im mature, then orlando is straight!
Meanwhile, in the wheel...
Chiki: You're standing on my toes!
CJL: Oh Im sorry, I do apologise... I'm just a little afraid for MY LIFE right now!
Piratediva: WHY do we go along with whatever Bwa says?
Bwa: Your like my little flock of sheep...
Chiki: Can we not think about sheep, please? Thinking about sheep makes me think about lamb chops, which makes me think about food...which isnt good when you're turned upside down every two seconds!
Piratediva: I can't even see where we're going!
CJL: And here was me thinking you had perfect 20-20 vision!
Bwa: if my calculations are correct then i sense we are going in a south-westerly direction...
Chiki: How the hell do you know that?
Bwa: I found a compass lying around on the floor...
Piratediva: OMG! YOU STOLE JACKS COMPASS!
Chiki: Imagine the money i could make selling THAT on ebay!
Meanwhile on the ground...
Orli: Hurry! If we make a run for it now, they won't make us do this scene!
Johnny: Are you actually in ANY action sequences?
Sailor: No, his stunt double told me that he's never done so much work in all his life...
orli: If you were me, would you want to ruine this pretty face?
Johnny: If anything, it would improve it...
Iheartpoky: Can we go and rescue our friends now, please?
siriuswriter: rescue them? Im still smarting from the fact that they left us here!
Tee_pirategirl: tell me about it...Im never included!
Johnny: All you girls ever do is moan...
Sailor: So?
Johnny: Never mind...if i say anything you'll just bite my head off anyways....
*A crash is suddenly heard from the forest*
Norrie: Ok...place your bets...which one do you think died first?
"No, his stunt double told me that he's never done this much work in his life."
The funny part is, it's probably true. All he did on LotR was say the expository lines. Oh wait... that's all he does in PotC as well.
Brilliamt as always, T. Maria. I love how I want to decapitate Orli. Probably because he can't make a decent balloon animal. 🙂
LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!!
Piratediva: Omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, OMFG!
Chiki: How dare you take the lords name in vain!
CJL: Er...Chiki...Gore said you can't sell his used chewing gum on ebay...
Chiki: Oh for Gods sake!!
Piratediva: HA! Look whose vaining the lords name, now!
^^ LMAO offfff!!
Chiki: You're standing on my toes!
CJL: Oh Im sorry, I do apologise... I'm just a little afraid for MY LIFE right now!
^^ OMG OMG LMAOSOH my tummy hurts....LOL! I could totally see us doing this too...LMAO!!!
*A crash is suddenly heard from the forest*
Norrie: Ok...place your bets...which one do you think died first?
^^ LMAO seriously T. Maria ur Killing Me!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO 😆 Genious as always!!!! LOL LOL!!
Piratediva: Omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, OMFG!
Chiki: How dare you take the lords name in vain!
CJL: Er...Chiki...Gore said you can't sell his used chewing gum on ebay...
Chiki: Oh for Gods sake!!
Piratediva: HA! Look whose vaining the lords name, now!
^^^^*dies from laughter*
*Chiki, CJL, Piatediva and Bwa have all set the wheel free and climbed inside it whilst no one was looking*
IBD43: Awwwww! Thats so not fare! Why cant i ever get included in the fun stuff??
Iheartpoky: Because we're too mature...
IBD43: HA! If Im mature, then orlando is straight!
^^^Its soooo like us
Meanwhile, in the wheel...
Chiki: You're standing on my toes!
CJL: Oh Im sorry, I do apologise... I'm just a little afraid for MY LIFE right now!
Piratediva: WHY do we go along with whatever Bwa says?
Bwa: Your like my little flock of sheep...
^^^were random....
Bwa: I found a compass lying around on the floor...
Piratediva: OMG! YOU STOLE JACKS COMPASS!
Chiki: Imagine the money i could make selling THAT on ebay!
^^jesus bwa finds things lying around alot
Norrie: Ok...place your bets...which one do you think died first?
^^^^*cries* why could i die!!!???* lol
**The gang have decided to visit the park. Please don't ask me why...i think it had something to do with Orli wanting to go on the 'big slide'...**
siriuswriter: Soo...why are we all at the playground?
CJL: Orli has been begging to come here all week...theres only so much complaining he can do before people start to turn on him...
Chiki: In my defence, I wasn't actually going to hit him over the head with the frying pan...i was going to hit him in the face instead.
CJL: See what i mean? If it weren't for me, orli would be six feet under by now.
IBD43: And if it weren't for you, then i would have put him there already...
**Orli comes running over to them excitedly**
Orli: Someone come and push me on the swing!!!
Johny: *Rolling his eyes*
You're worse than my seven yearold...
Orli: But i wanna go HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!
siriuswriter: Well i'm not doing it...it was my turn last time.
Piratediva: What did he have you doing?
siriuswriter: Building forte's in the sand pit...
IBD43: I truly feel for you...
siriuswriter: Mine was really cool! It had a moat and everything!...and then orli got jealous and accidentally-on-purpose kicked it with his foot!
Iheartpoky: You know..if i didnt know any better, i would think that you and orli are on the same wave length...
Siriuswriter: I am deeply insulted.
Orli: *Being impatient*
Come on! Someone Push me!!!
Johhy: FINE! But only this once...
Sailor: Do us all a favour and push him off the bloody thing in mid-air...
Norrie: Yeah, we'll tell the police he was attempting to show us a stunt from LOTR...You know, another one of the ones that he didn't do himself...
**Johnny walks behind Orli, who sets off at a run to the swing set**
Chiki: where's Bwa?
Piratediva: Where do you think?
CJL: I do worrie about that girl, you know...
Chiki: Has she really taken the climbing forte hostage?
CJL: Yeah...currently she has all the little kids running around after her...and Tee_Pirategirl, too...
Piratediva: How does she do it?
Iheartpoky: I dont know... she must have some kind of mind control or something...
Norrie: I hear she's a witch...
Sailor: And next you'll be telling us that she goes to Hogwarts...
Norrie: Nah...she's much too dim to go there.
**The gang look over to see BWA on her throne in the middle of the fortress. She has a child fanning her, and two small boys keeping a lookout for unsuspecting enemies**
Piratediva: I say we invade...see how she likes it...
Iheartpoky: Dare we be so cruel?
Chiki: Yeah, i know what you mean...unless its orli, I tend to feel a little guilty...
**Everyone looks at her**
Chiki: Damnit...how did you know i was lying?
Orli: *From the swing*
HIGHER! I WANNA GO HIGHER!!!!!!
**Orli is currently being pushed high into the air by a rather fat boy. Johnny has given the boy money to do the pushing for him, not that orli realises. Johnny is currently reading a book on the opposite side of the park**
Chiki: How dense can one man be?
Norrie: Theres no need to insult me...
Chiki: Not you...though, now i think about it...
Piratediva: Ive hatched a plan....I say we just storm the forte and throw everyone off it, and then claim it as our own....
Iheartpoky: Isnt this what we used to do when we were like five?
IBD43: WHEN we were five?...how old do you think I am?!
Chiki: But just think about how much fun you had!
IBD43: oh, yes...Back in the days when i would eat soil and think that spiders were like the coolest thing on the planet...BEFORE I digested them...can't think why I choose not to remember my childhood...
piratediva: Your mum let you eat soil?
IBD43: Not through choice, no. I was quite stubborn, you see...
CJL: No change there, then?
IBD43: Bugger off...
**MEANWHILE...On the forte**
Bwa: Whats that?
Tee_Pirategirl: What?
Bwa: THAT!
Tee_pirategirl: WHAT?!
Bwa: Oh nvm...oh no....THEY'RE STORMING MY CASTLE!!!!
Tee_Pirategirl: Wow! Its like something from a movie!!!!
Bwa: Where are my guards?! Tell them to man the slides and not let anyone up!!
Tee_Pirategirl: Yes, master...
*MEANWHILE...on the swings*
Orli: JOHNNY!
Johnny: Yeah?
Orli: Why is there a fat kid pushing me?
Johnny: My arms are tired.
Orli: But...but...but...I WANTED YOU TO PUSH ME!
Johnny: Are you sure you're not gay?
*MEANWHILE...at the forte*
Sailor: Hand it over!
Bwa: No!
Norrie: Why not?
Bwa: Because it's MY game! And now you're all ruining it by trying to take my forte off me!
Piratediva: Too right! We want the forte to play 'massacre at Port Royal' in!
Tee_pirategirl: ooh....Bwa, I like their game better!
Bwa: No fare! You can't jump ship!
Chiki: Why not? Half the willabeth shippers did when they realised their own was sinking...
Bwa: *stamping foot*
No! You cant make me!
CJL: Oh, this is just silly......give the bloody kids their forte back, and stop acting like chimps!
Norrie: But...I wanna play on the jungle-jim!
Sailor: Now see what you did? You upset my norrie!!
Bwa: I see no way out of this...except a fight to the death...
Piratediva: The death?
iheartpoky: As in real death?
CJL: *Rolling her eyes*
No...fake death....what the bloody hell do you think she means?
Bwa: Actually, i didn't mean real death...thats just morid and totally uncalled for...
Norrie: Well if its not death-related, then what is it?
Piratediva: Erm...i'm lost?
CJL: Me too...
Chiki: I'm bored now...
Iheartpoky: I say we all go home and play poker...
Tee_pirategirl: I say we all go and watch johnny bury Orli's head in the sand box...
Chiki: What?
Piratediva: look! Over there!
**Everyone looks over to see that johnny is indeed trying to bury orli's head in the sandbox with the plastic spade**
Bwa: I wonder what orli's done to deserve that...
Sirius writer: He probably told Johnny that he wasn't pushing him high enough....