Chiki Mina
Lady Lara Croft
KMC are at the AWE premier. The cast are late and KMC girls are getting desperate. Meanwhile a very interesting accident happens to Johnny…
T.Maria: Good grief! They are so late!
Chiki: You know how hard it is to hold my urges to hump Johnny?! I can’t take this anymore!
They all back away from Chiki
PirateDiva: I will be the first to hug Johnny!
CJL: What makes you so special?
PirateDiva: Because I hugged him at the DMC premier! I know he dreams about me.
Pockie: He dreams about the day you disappear.
Pirate179: *sniff* You smell something?
Siriuswriter: You mean besides our skin? We have been standing here for 16 hours under the sun!
Bwa: *sniffs her arm* Yum! I smell like toast!
Ivebeendepped: This is madness! We have been cooking ourselves for 16 hours! I look like a fried bacon.
T.Maria: Not me! Im as smooth as a baby’s bottom.
Chiki: That explains the urge I have to diaper your head.
Meanwhil with Johnny, Keira and Orlando at the limo
Johnny: Thanks a lot for making us late, you fruit basket.
Orlando: Hey! I was hungry.
Keira: To stop at Chuck and Cheese’s?
Orlando: Because of the pizza.
Johnny: Oh, really? Not because there’s a merry-go-round?
Keira: And then you puked on my shoes!
Orlando: Be thankful I let you borrow my shoes.
Keira: You know I have trouble walking on high heels.
Johnny: Shh! Do you hear that? Sounds like a storm.
Orlando: That was probably me. I added some hot pepper on my pizza.
Johnny: I didn’t ask if you smelled that. I asked if you can hear it?!
Keira: The sky is getting rather grey.
Johnny: Oh, damn! This is not the perfect day to attend at the AWE premier. Looks like there’s going to be a storm.
Orlando: Could be worse. There could be lighting!
A lightning goes into the car and strikes on Johnny
Kiera: Oh, my gosh! Johnny!
Orlando: *snort* Look at his hair. He looks like Don King.
Keira: I could just smack your skiddle face! Can’t you see that Johnny got hurt!?
Johnny: mumbles something…
Kiera: What? What are you saying? Johnny?
Johnny: Who is Johnny? My name is not Johnny. My name is Glenn and I come from Elm Street. Who are you?
Orlando: Either I’m a crazy idiot, or Johnny thinks he’s someone else.
Keira: Yes and yes.
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