DMC Bloopers

Started by T.Maria153 pages

Dont get me wrong, when im drunk i am in control of myself 🙂
I can sober up pretty quickly if im honest...and i can also hide being drunk very well (or so im told lmao) 😄

I think i can safely say that i wont be checking into alcoholics anonymous for a while...

*Stands up infront of a crowded room, full with people just like herself*

"Hi...my name is michelle and I am an alcoholic...and a depp a-holic, and a Sparrabeth-aholic....and just a pirate-aholic altogether...."

😄

But i say KUDO'S to anyone who says they dont drink...good willpower you have there!!! 😄

Actually, Im christian lol so no.

Besides Im not interested in drinking. Just that each year 3 times a year we will have this drink famous in Puerto Rico called Coquito. It has rum in it it is really good--for thanks giving, christmas, and new years. That's a tradition. Its kind of like egg nog um, however you spell it lol

Say No to drinking!!!! 😄

lol.....and yes i drink but im in total control!! i can sober up quickly too!! But good times!!!

I'll check in to AA later....lol...for now the only counseling i need is for my serious Addiction to Johnny and everything Pirates of the Caribbean!!! lol!!

you and me both hon!! LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzq88yqLaxM

^^^ Thought i would post this here.

I'm VERY proud of it!! 😄

ITS THE MEN OF POTC 1 and 2 !!!!!! 😄😄😄

Thin Lizzy - the boys are back in town 😄😄😄

Sorry, im pimping myself lmao! 😄

I am proud to be a johnny and POTC addict!!
....whatelse is there to life???? 😉

😄😄 I love that video😄...good job🙂

yes it was very good!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!

that was good!

Thankyou!!!! 😄

its one of my fave songs, so i HAD to do it!!! 😄

Glad y'all liked it!!! 😄

omg that vid was awome!! the song couildnt b more perfecto!!

LOL loved it!
Kicks my videos ass lol

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
LOL loved it!
Kicks my videos ass lol

I cant wait to see your vid, chiki!!! 😄

i look forward to it way-mucho!! 💃

I'm glad people liked the vid though, coz im really proud of it (the best one ive done lmao!).

Ivebeendeppened; im glad you liked your own one, too!! 😱

where did the rps gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*sung like the fairy godmother in chrek2*

LOL that video is great. did the lyrics say "she slapped johnny's face"?

thats amazing haha

Originally posted by IheartPocky
LOL that video is great. did the lyrics say "she slapped johnny's face"?

thats amazing haha

thanks 😄

and yes they did hehehe!! 😄
so fitting!!! 😄

I agree with CJL also, though...bring on the RP's!!!!!

KMC are at the AWE premier. The cast are late and KMC girls are getting desperate. Meanwhile a very interesting accident happens to Johnny…

T.Maria: Good grief! They are so late!

Chiki: You know how hard it is to hold my urges to hump Johnny?! I can’t take this anymore!

They all back away from Chiki

PirateDiva: I will be the first to hug Johnny!

CJL: What makes you so special?

PirateDiva: Because I hugged him at the DMC premier! I know he dreams about me.

Pockie: He dreams about the day you disappear.

Pirate179: *sniff* You smell something?

Siriuswriter: You mean besides our skin? We have been standing here for 16 hours under the sun!

Bwa: *sniffs her arm* Yum! I smell like toast!

Ivebeendepped: This is madness! We have been cooking ourselves for 16 hours! I look like a fried bacon.

T.Maria: Not me! Im as smooth as a baby’s bottom.

Chiki: That explains the urge I have to diaper your head.

Meanwhil with Johnny, Keira and Orlando at the limo

Johnny: Thanks a lot for making us late, you fruit basket.

Orlando: Hey! I was hungry.

Keira: To stop at Chuck and Cheese’s?

Orlando: Because of the pizza.

Johnny: Oh, really? Not because there’s a merry-go-round?

Keira: And then you puked on my shoes!

Orlando: Be thankful I let you borrow my shoes.

Keira: You know I have trouble walking on high heels.

Johnny: Shh! Do you hear that? Sounds like a storm.

Orlando: That was probably me. I added some hot pepper on my pizza.

Johnny: I didn’t ask if you smelled that. I asked if you can hear it?!

Keira: The sky is getting rather grey.

Johnny: Oh, damn! This is not the perfect day to attend at the AWE premier. Looks like there’s going to be a storm.

Orlando: Could be worse. There could be lighting!

A lightning goes into the car and strikes on Johnny

Kiera: Oh, my gosh! Johnny!

Orlando: *snort* Look at his hair. He looks like Don King.

Keira: I could just smack your skiddle face! Can’t you see that Johnny got hurt!?

Johnny: mumbles something…

Kiera: What? What are you saying? Johnny?

Johnny: Who is Johnny? My name is not Johnny. My name is Glenn and I come from Elm Street. Who are you?

Orlando: Either I’m a crazy idiot, or Johnny thinks he’s someone else.

Keira: Yes and yes.

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OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!! LMAO!! GOOD ONE!!

LMFFAO!!!!

LOVE IT!!! 😄

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg....that's hilaroius! thank god the RP's are back...god knows we need some form of comic release here

dont you know it!!