At the Premier
Savvychick: This is getting riduculuos! They are late!
Mmoviejunkie: It’s “ridiculous”
Savvychick: That too.
PirateDiva; How long must I cook myself until Johnny comes?!
Chiki: Until you’re well done.
Pirate179: Looks like we are finally going to cool off. There’s a storm coming.
T.Maria: I don’t know what we have to do in order to bring Johnny here!
Chiki: I know! Im going to get a hernia for holding my humping urges.
Backs away from Chiki
Pocky: We should go after him and see what’s going on.
Ivebeendepped: You are absolutely right! You all stay here while I go get Johnny.
CJL: Whoa!! Hold your disgusting panties. We are all going.
Ivebeendepped: What are we? Nuns?! Do we all have to go in pairs?
PirateDiva: Shut your yap trap and let’s go.
With Johnny, Kiera, and Orlando
Keira: You are Johnny Depp!
Johnny: I’am Glenn! And Freddy Kreuger is out to get me!
Keira: Who the hell is Freddy?
Johnny: *whispers* Don’t let me fall asleep…
Orlando: huh?
Johnny: *whispers* Don’t..let..me…fall..asleep.
Orlando: Don’t let you talk and pee—what?
Johnny: DON’T LET ME FALL ASLEEP!
Driver: Is everything ok back there?
Johnny: This is a huge mistake! Im Glenn and Freddy is out to get me!
Keira: That’s enough practicing for your lines, Johnny. Laughs nervously
Driver: I think I should be driving them to the mental hospital rather than the premier.
Johnny gets electrocuted
Keira: Not again! Johnny!
Johnny: Hey, baby. I don’t know who Johnny is but you may call me Cry Baby.
Orlando: Awwe! How cute!
Johnny: starts combing his hair I can sing for you, darlin’. All the girls want me.
Keira: Are you schizophrenic or crazy.
Johnny: I’m already crazy about you, babe.
Keira: Not crazy…psychotic.
Johnny: starts singing Yeah!!! Baby!!
With the KMC girls
Lovethemtigers: Obviously we need a car.
Savvy chick: We will need a fan!
Pirate179: A “van”
Savvy Chick: That too!
Katelovespirate: We should hitch hike!
PirateDiva: That’s not a bad idea! Oh! Here comes a van!
A run down yellow van shows up with a look of the 60s
Abigail Breslin: Hey, girls! Where are you all headed to?
Ivebeendepped: Is that…is that Abigail?! The girl who plays that…little girl from the movie Little Miss Sunshine?
T.Maria: a 10 year old driving? Am I in the correct planet?
Abigail Breslin: Meh, it’s an RP. Just use your imagination!
CJL: Remind me to kill the writer of this RP.
Chiki: *whistles*
Lovethemtigers: Awe! Oh my gosh! So you are the little girl who plays…the little girl in Little Miss Sunshine!
Abigail: Yes, Iam!
Lovethemtigers: I got one thing to say. Get the hell out of the van!! pulls Abigail out from the van
Abigail: You can’t do this! I was nominated for an oscar!
Lovethemtigers: You can take that nomination and shove it up your *Car horns*
Pocky: Lovethemtigers…she is just a kid.
Lovethemtigers: Nothing is going to stop me from seeing Johnny! Nothing I tell ya! Are you all coming or not!?
All Jump into the Van
CJL: I think we all fit in here just fine.
Chiki: Get your foot out of my ass!
Back with Johnny, Keria, and Orlando
Johnny: still singing BABY!!!
Keira: I can’t believe Im saying this, but I hope Johnny gets electrocuted again.
Johnny: *BUZZZZZ*gets electrocuted
Orlando: Squee! I wonder what character he’s going to be this time!
Keira: Idiot…I think this time Johnny will come back to normal.
Johnny: Where’s momma?
Keira: Momma who?
Johnny: Who the hell are you? Where’s momma and Ernie?
Keira: Johnny who are—
Johnny: I ain’t Johnny. My name is Gilbert Grape.
Orlando: Cool! A fruit name! Just like me!
OMG!!! freaking funny stuff going on since I've been gone!!!! I luv Johnny turning into different characters.BRILLIANT. "he's got a fruit name just like me!" lmao. funny!
btw lots of alcohol talk! u guys sounded like Jack for a minute there but I understand (not that I drink that much at this age! Just on special occasions with my family)
Anyways. Chiki I'm SOOO happy you're out of retirement cause i want more of this funny stuff.