Johnny, Orlando, Jack, and the KMC girls are hangin at the beach
PirateDiva: Johnny, you look SSEXXI in a bathing suit!
Johnny: er...thanks.
Orlando: What about me? I think i look pretty nice!
Chiki: Some advice, NO ONE can pull off a speedo!
CJL: Johnny can....
Orli: Think what you will. But i think i look ssexxi *sings* I'm bringin' sexy back! Them other boys don't know how to act!....
Savvychick: alright! scraping that image outta my mind.....
IBD: Johnny could ttly pull off a speedo!!
Pirate: Yeah!! he'd look way hott!
pirate179: can we plz stop this talk of speedos? It creeps me out...
Bwa: how is a speedo creepy?
audioheart: when its being worn by Orlando...
iheartpocky:true, true
Sailor: I wanna play in the ocean!! *drags Jack into ocean*
Jack: I HATE the ocean!!! All those stupid fish! I hate fish!
Piratediva: Me too!!
IBD: me too!!!!
Johnny: and yet, here we are on a beach!
Jack😛lease Sailor, Honey!! i just wanna hang on the sand and get a tan!
Sailor: i p*ss on tans! i wanna play!!
Misty: I wanna play beach volleyball!!!!
CJL: Oh that sounds so fun!!!
Orli: But i don't wanna!
Johnny: Who was asking you to play?
Orli: I thought it was implied....
Johnny: Oh, i got something implied for you...
Chiki: OK! before Johnny finds something to shove up Pansy's a$$, lets play volleyball!
*everyone but Sailor,Jack, and Orli(who is sitting on the beach humming "Sexy Back" to himself) are playing volleyball*
IBD: I GOT IT!!!
Johnny: get outta the way! i got it!
*both Johnny and IBD dive for the ball but they hit heads instead*
Johnny: d*mn you got a hard head!
IBD: *about to crawl on top of Johnny* I got a pretty hard hump too...
PIrate: HEY!!!! GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND!!
JOhnny: *gets up fast, flipping IBD over in the process*
IBD: OW! CAn you at least help me up Johnny? *puppydog pout*
Johnny rolls his eyes and reaches his hand out. IBD grabs it and pulls her self into Johnny. Johnny shoves her away*
Johnny: Jesus Christ, woman! I'm engaged!
IBD: *pouts*
T.Maria: alright! enough of this "$ex fest" please! back to the game!
Imperial: Yes, please! All this Johnny fighting is making me sick. I'm starting to think id rather hang with Mr. Justin Timberlake Wannabe over there!
Chiki: I'm not even near close to resorting to that, but you guys are bugging the crap outta me...
Pirate: I cant hold in my love for Johnny! It has to come out!!
IBD: For Mort's sake, SHUT UP!!
JOhnny: Thank you!! Back to the game please-Mort's sake?!
Sailor and Jack come to join the game, soaking wet
Jack: *shivering* So cold! So many fish!
Sailor: Take it like a man!!
Chiki: My ass will have a huger hole because CJL won’t get her foot off of it!
CJL: Remind me to chop of this foot when we get out.
It appears that our Pirate of the Caribbean stars: Keira Knightly, Orlando Bloom, and Johnny Depp seem to be missing. They were suppose to attend to a premier for AWE. After they were hours late, people started suspecting. They were last seen with a black limo. If you have seen or found Johnny, please contact the police. And for the Fan girls, if you find him please don’t hump him…just call the police!
CJL: I think they were referring to you, Chiki Idiot.
!!!LOL!!!!
Great work IBD and Chiki!!!!
**Everyone has been invited to Orlando's Birthday Party...let the 'good' times roll!**
Orli: This party just shows my popularity...I'm so immensely loved!
CJL: What party are you at?
Piratediva: Yeah...WE'RE the only ones here...
Orli: Awww!! So does that mean that you love me??
IBD43: No, it just means that we knew Johnny would be here so we came so we could stalk him -
Chiki: - There is that answer...but some of us were also given bribes.
Sailor: The dancefloor is empty...I wanna get up and shake my tush, but i dont want to look like im retarded...
Norrie: Would there be any difference?
Johnny: I'm so BOOOOOOOORED!
Orli: If you don't like it; go home.
Johnny: Really? Do you mean that?
Orli: Ha! No!
tee_pirategirl: He needs the numbers...if you go, the crowd will thin...
Piratediva: Yeah, thats because we would all go with him!
Keira: I would stay...
CJL: Aha....a one on one...I KNEW there was something going on with you two!
Orli: I wish!
Johnny: Yeah...he's been wishing for about four years now...
Keira: Oh please...I wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot barge pole...let alone my delicate hand -
Orli: Hey!
Keira: No offence...
Chiki: Is there any entertainment on?
IBD43: Like what? Isn't Orli doing his 'funky chicken' dance enough entertainment?
Orli: It's funny you should ask that actually....I've hired 'BUBBLES' for one night only!
Piratediva: 'Bubbles'? ...sounds like the name of a stripper...
Norrie: Wooohoooo!!! The whelp finally grew some balls!
Johnny: Either that, or it sounds like the name of a...No....No, you didn't? PLease tell me you didnt??
Orli: *Nodding his head and smiling evily*
You betcha I did!!!
Johnny: Oh, By the power of jesus' flipflops! Tell me it isnt true?!?!?!
Chiki: What the hell is wrong with you??
Johnny: He's only gone and ordered a bloody clown!!!!!
**Panick grips the party, and everyone runs for the exit, leaving Orli standing in the middle of the room on his own**
Orli: What the hell was that all about....what's wrong with BUBBLE MACHINES????????
Smoking....meh.
Grown up with it all my life, though i have resisted and dont do it myself lol.
Drinking???
well....im sure you all know how i feel about that 😄
I dont know, i dont think theres anything i dont like
BUT....i guess we dont know him well enough to know if he has any disgusting habbits....
Like clipping his toe nails and letting them fly allover the carpet...and then not picking them up.....
Gggrrrr!!! lol
Dear God. I'm out for a week and a half in hospital and you maniacs have added fifteen pages to the lot.
Not to mention about ten rps, talked about getting p!ssed, everyone's ages *I'm 19*, some conversation which I all but skipped over, had Chiki come out of retirement.. .I tell you you just cannot miss a day on this thread, too much happens.
All right then. *concentrating and waiting for the next RP.*
There were just too many lines... I think I laughed aloud about fifty times, and I'm in a communal study room. Ooops.
Originally posted by siriuswriter
Dear God. I'm out for a week and a half in hospital and you maniacs have added fifteen pages to the lot.Not to mention about ten rps, talked about getting p!ssed, everyone's ages *I'm 19*, some conversation which I all but skipped over, had Chiki come out of retirement.. .I tell you you just cannot miss a day on this thread, too much happens.
All right then. *concentrating and waiting for the next RP.*
There were just too many lines... I think I laughed aloud about fifty times, and I'm in a communal study room. Ooops.
you were in hospital??? 🙁
hope your ok now!! 😄
Im out of here for the weekend on saturday...god knows what im gonna come back to lmao! 😄