Originally posted by pirate179
how old am i??? thats a secret hehe...LOL no i would tell you buy my safety obbsessive father would kill me...but if you make some guesses LOL...well...im still in school...does that help??
only just noticed this post lol 🙂
I understand your father not wanting you to put your details out online.
Its kind of crazy at the moment with all sorts going on...anybody could be anybody...
But i can rest assure you that I am Me 😄
(if you get my meaning lmao)
I'm a 19 yearold insane person with absolutely NO life...and a loving boyfriend who drives me absolutely bananas 💃
And now i have some very good friends from the KMC (who are all ALMOST as crazy as me....but not quite because as of yet, they have to prove that they are grasping at the brink of insanity lmao! 😄)
im kidding hehe 😄
im too scared of needles...cant stand the things 🙁
I'm scared of bees and wasps and spiders and snakes....i run screaming from them.
I qued up in line to watch DMC and a wasp was hovering near me...
I ran screaming out of the que and i started running in circles around my BF, telling him to get it away from me....
We ended up going into the theatre LAST because the movie usher wouldn't let us in until i had calmed down....
SO EMBARRASSING!!!
Pocky: OMG! WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!
Runs straight into a hole and all their heads bump against each other
Misty: I’m going to have brain seizures from all the head bumping!
Chiki: My ass will have a huger hole because CJL won’t get her foot off of it!
CJL: Remind me to chop of this foot when we get out.
Pirate179: I don’t think we are going to get out alive…
Tee_pirategirl: lovethemtigers, can you drive a little…better?
Lovethemtigers: HISSES
PirateDiva: Ok, I got my cross and bible ready, just in case. *gulp*
Ivebeendepped: I think I see somebody…up ahead!
Jack Davenport: Stop! Please! For the love of God!
screeeeeeeeeech
Lovethemtigers: What the hell you want!?
Jack: I have no time to explain. But there is this psychotic girl who is stalking me and won’t stop calling me Norrie poo.
Jackismyboo: This is a van not a miracle worker van.
Jack: Oh please! You gotta help me.
Sailorleo: Norrie poo! Where are you!?
Jack: Oh please! Hurray! She’s coming!
T.Maria: There is no room!
Jack: No matter! I’ll jump on the roof of the car.
Sailorleo: Oh, Norrie! I wanted to show you my plan for a great wedding!
Jack: Step on it, damnit!
Willofthewisp: Can someone hand me a bag? I think I’m going to puke.
KMC: AAAAAH!!!
**************************************
Johnny:…….
Keira: Um..Johnny—
Johnny: It’s Gilbert!
Keira: Ok, ok! “Gilbert”. Do you feel funny?
Johnny: Do I feel funny? My momma is the size of a hippo and I’m living in the middle of nowhere! Is that funny.
Orlando: I think I’m going to cry.
Car Stops
Keira: What’s going on? Why are we stopping?
Driver: I can’t take this crazyness anymore! You people are insane! One is a stick person, the other a changing schizophrenic and the other a fruit loop! AAAA!! runs away while pulling off his hair
Orlando: Fruit Loop? OMG! Is Toucan Sam here?!
Keira: ….idiot…
*BUZZ*
Keira: Oh, no! Johnny? Johnny answer me!
Johnny: Whoa! Hehe. Stop shoutin’ man. My head hurts from the hangover.
Keira: Let me guess…not Johnny.
Johnny: No, man. My name is George Jung. Would you like to buy this lovely “wrap”? Is in half price.
Orlando: I’ll take one!
Keira: I need one…
***********************************
Ivebeendepped: How are you hanging in there, Jack?
Jack: Hanging? I’m hanging what’s left out of my breath!
Lovethemtigers: Nothing can stop this car! MWAHAHAHA!
PirateDiva: Anyone know the words to perform exorcism?
Savvychick: You can try dieting!
Pirate179: Its exorcism not exercise.
Savvychick: That too!
Willofthewisp: Where can we find Johnny? Im tired of puking. I think I just puked my small intestines.
T.Maria: And we are all tired of smelling it.
Bwa: *SNIFF* Smells good! Did you eat chicken for lunch, willo?
Misty: We should turn on the radio and see if there are any news on the whereabouts of Johnny.
Turns on radio
I wanna have sex on the beach. Come on move your body
Chiki: OO! I love this song! Makes me want to shake me booty!
PirateDiva: Please don’t! Your ass is right in my face.
Chiki: Oh! That’s right. I ate Mexican today.
PirateDiva: You wouldn’t…
Pocky: SHUSH! News is on!
It appears that our Pirate of the Caribbean stars: Keira Knightly, Orlando Bloom, and Johnny Depp seem to be missing. They were suppose to attend to a premier for AWE. After they were hours late, people started suspecting. They were last seen with a black limo. If you have seen or found Johnny, please contact the police. And for the Fan girls, if you find him please don’t hump him…just call the police!
CJL: I think they were referring to you, Chiki Idiot.
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
[b]Pocky: OMG! WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!Runs straight into a hole and all their heads bump against each other
Misty: I’m going to have brain seizures from all the head bumping!
Chiki: My ass will have a huger hole because CJL won’t get her foot off of it!
CJL: Remind me to chop of this foot when we get out.
Pirate179: I don’t think we are going to get out alive…
Tee_pirategirl: lovethemtigers, can you drive a little…better?
Lovethemtigers: HISSES
PirateDiva: Ok, I got my cross and bible ready, just in case. *gulp*
Ivebeendepped: I think I see somebody…up ahead!
Jack Davenport: Stop! Please! For the love of God!
screeeeeeeeeech
Lovethemtigers: What the hell you want!?
Jack: I have no time to explain. But there is this psychotic girl who is stalking me and won’t stop calling me Norrie poo.
Jackismyboo: This is a van not a miracle worker van.
Jack: Oh please! You gotta help me.
Sailorleo: Norrie poo! Where are you!?
Jack: Oh please! Hurray! She’s coming!
T.Maria: There is no room!
Jack: No matter! I’ll jump on the roof of the car.
Sailorleo: Oh, Norrie! I wanted to show you my plan for a great wedding!
Jack: Step on it, damnit!
Willofthewisp: Can someone hand me a bag? I think I’m going to puke.
KMC: AAAAAH!!!**************************************
Johnny:…….
Keira: Um..Johnny—
Johnny: It’s Gilbert!
Keira: Ok, ok! “Gilbert”. Do you feel funny?
Johnny: Do I feel funny? My momma is the size of a hippo and I’m living in the middle of nowhere! Is that funny.
Orlando: I think I’m going to cry.
Car Stops
Keira: What’s going on? Why are we stopping?
Driver: I can’t take this crazyness anymore! You people are insane! One is a stick person, the other a changing schizophrenic and the other a fruit loop! AAAA!! runs away while pulling off his hair
Orlando: Fruit Loop? OMG! Is Toucan Sam here?!
Keira: ….idiot…
*BUZZ*
Keira: Oh, no! Johnny? Johnny answer me!
Johnny: Whoa! Hehe. Stop shoutin’ man. My head hurts from the hangover.
Keira: Let me guess…not Johnny.
Johnny: No, man. My name is George Jung. Would you like to buy this lovely “wrap”? Is in half price.
Orlando: I’ll take one!
Keira: I need one…
***********************************
Ivebeendepped: How are you hanging in there, Jack?Jack: Hanging? I’m hanging what’s left out of my breath!
Lovethemtigers: Nothing can stop this car! MWAHAHAHA!
PirateDiva: Anyone know the words to perform exorcism?
Savvychick: You can try dieting!
Pirate179: Its exorcism not exercise.
Savvychick: That too!
Willofthewisp: Where can we find Johnny? Im tired of puking. I think I just puked my small intestines.
T.Maria: And we are all tired of smelling it.
Bwa: *SNIFF* Smells good! Did you eat chicken for lunch, willo?
Misty: We should turn on the radio and see if there are any news on the whereabouts of Johnny.
Turns on radio
I wanna have sex on the beach. Come on move your body
Chiki: OO! I love this song! Makes me want to shake me booty!
PirateDiva: Please don’t! Your ass is right in my face.
Chiki: Oh! That’s right. I ate Mexican today.
PirateDiva: You wouldn’t…
Pocky: SHUSH! News is on!
It appears that our Pirate of the Caribbean stars: Keira Knightly, Orlando Bloom, and Johnny Depp seem to be missing. They were suppose to attend to a premier for AWE. After they were hours late, people started suspecting. They were last seen with a black limo. If you have seen or found Johnny, please contact the police. And for the Fan girls, if you find him please don’t hump him…just call the police!
CJL: I think they were referring to you, Chiki Idiot.
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lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao!!!😆 😆 omg omg....LOL LOL ROTFLMAOSHIHTB!!!!!!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!! I Love it.... more!!!!!
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
[b]Pocky: OMG! WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!Runs straight into a hole and all their heads bump against each other
Misty: I’m going to have brain seizures from all the head bumping!
Chiki: My ass will have a huger hole because CJL won’t get her foot off of it!
CJL: Remind me to chop of this foot when we get out.
Pirate179: I don’t think we are going to get out alive…
Tee_pirategirl: lovethemtigers, can you drive a little…better?
Lovethemtigers: HISSES
PirateDiva: Ok, I got my cross and bible ready, just in case. *gulp*
Ivebeendepped: I think I see somebody…up ahead!
Jack Davenport: Stop! Please! For the love of God!
screeeeeeeeeech
Lovethemtigers: What the hell you want!?
Jack: I have no time to explain. But there is this psychotic girl who is stalking me and won’t stop calling me Norrie poo.
Jackismyboo: This is a van not a miracle worker van.
Jack: Oh please! You gotta help me.
Sailorleo: Norrie poo! Where are you!?
Jack: Oh please! Hurray! She’s coming!
T.Maria: There is no room!
Jack: No matter! I’ll jump on the roof of the car.
Sailorleo: Oh, Norrie! I wanted to show you my plan for a great wedding!
Jack: Step on it, damnit!
Willofthewisp: Can someone hand me a bag? I think I’m going to puke.
KMC: AAAAAH!!!**************************************
Johnny:…….
Keira: Um..Johnny—
Johnny: It’s Gilbert!
Keira: Ok, ok! “Gilbert”. Do you feel funny?
Johnny: Do I feel funny? My momma is the size of a hippo and I’m living in the middle of nowhere! Is that funny.
Orlando: I think I’m going to cry.
Car Stops
Keira: What’s going on? Why are we stopping?
Driver: I can’t take this crazyness anymore! You people are insane! One is a stick person, the other a changing schizophrenic and the other a fruit loop! AAAA!! runs away while pulling off his hair
Orlando: Fruit Loop? OMG! Is Toucan Sam here?!
Keira: ….idiot…
*BUZZ*
Keira: Oh, no! Johnny? Johnny answer me!
Johnny: Whoa! Hehe. Stop shoutin’ man. My head hurts from the hangover.
Keira: Let me guess…not Johnny.
Johnny: No, man. My name is George Jung. Would you like to buy this lovely “wrap”? Is in half price.
Orlando: I’ll take one!
Keira: I need one…
***********************************
Ivebeendepped: How are you hanging in there, Jack?Jack: Hanging? I’m hanging what’s left out of my breath!
Lovethemtigers: Nothing can stop this car! MWAHAHAHA!
PirateDiva: Anyone know the words to perform exorcism?
Savvychick: You can try dieting!
Pirate179: Its exorcism not exercise.
Savvychick: That too!
Willofthewisp: Where can we find Johnny? Im tired of puking. I think I just puked my small intestines.
T.Maria: And we are all tired of smelling it.
Bwa: *SNIFF* Smells good! Did you eat chicken for lunch, willo?
Misty: We should turn on the radio and see if there are any news on the whereabouts of Johnny.
Turns on radio
I wanna have sex on the beach. Come on move your body
Chiki: OO! I love this song! Makes me want to shake me booty!
PirateDiva: Please don’t! Your ass is right in my face.
Chiki: Oh! That’s right. I ate Mexican today.
PirateDiva: You wouldn’t…
Pocky: SHUSH! News is on!
It appears that our Pirate of the Caribbean stars: Keira Knightly, Orlando Bloom, and Johnny Depp seem to be missing. They were suppose to attend to a premier for AWE. After they were hours late, people started suspecting. They were last seen with a black limo. If you have seen or found Johnny, please contact the police. And for the Fan girls, if you find him please don’t hump him…just call the police!
CJL: I think they were referring to you, Chiki Idiot.
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OMG THAT IS JUST TOO DAMN FUNNY!! OMG ICANT BREATHE!! LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!! AAAAHHHH! 😱 😱 😆 😆 😄