***So its been a while and all of the KMC gang (that are still floating around aimlessly, lost inbetween bitterness and frustration) are sitting around with the POTC gang, wondering what it is that they could possibly do next...***
Piratediva: I see no hope...
Johnny: I see no point...
Katelovespirate: And I'm just bitter...
Orlando: **(Sitting down from playing cherades)**
Oh, come on guys...I wasn't that bad!
Texgodiva: So what are we supposed to do now?? Sit and wait for the next POTC film to come out???
Keira: We could always wait for Sweeney Todd???
Orli: What would be the point in that?...I'm not in it so I dont see why i should watch it...
tigers: You have the mental copassity of a teaspoon...and you're about as much use as a chocolate teapot...
Orli: I think thats one of the nicest things you have ever said about me...
piratediva: We've all seen the trailer!!!
jaeh: Yeah! It looks amazing!!!
texgod: I don't know half of the english actors in the film though...im not into all that witchcraft stuff...you could blow yourself up...
Savvysparrow: Its like Captain jack sparrow meets harry potter!!!
Kiera: *snorts*
Yeah...Like i could really see that happeneing...
savvysparrow: It's been done in fanfiction before, though.
Johnny: Can we not talk about that fan stuff, please? Im having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that people write about me getting jiggy with other people...
Orli: It wouldn't bother me....
tigers: Thats because no one is sick enough to think of you in that way...
piratediva: And besides, its not like its really YOU...its mostly Jack sparrow that people write about...
johnny: But its icky...
Orli: i still wouldnt mind it...
jaeh: Mate, its never gonna happen so i wouldnt even try...
savvysparrow: Yeah, i might be a good writer, but i can only stretch my talent so far, you know...
Keira: So these fic things...who is usually paired up with who?
texgod: Well...the more popular hetrosexual stories usually go for the sparrabeth pairing -
Johnny: **Pointing at orli**
HA! I bet thats pissed on your bonfire!!!
texgod: -BUT...if you're more into the homosexual stuff then people are more likely to go for the 'SpUrner' pairing...
Savvysparrow: The what?
orli: What the bloody hell is 'spurner'??
piratediva: Think about it...
Johnny: Since the image that you girls have just given has just put me off food for the rest of my life...i feel compelled to tell you all that Orlando really isnt my type...
Orli: What do you mean I'm not you- WHAT?! Sp-Urner!!! OH GOD, THATS DISGUSTING!
texgod: Its even worse with the mental imagery, trust me...
Orli: Why would people think up that sort of stuff??
diva: Because will was never man enough to actually get a girl...
Orli: Yeah, thats what you think...but i think we ALL remember how AWE ended....
**All the girls look at him, angrily pulling out baseball bats from behind their backs**
Tigers: What did we tell you about mentioning THOSE words?
Orli: **Gets up from his chair slowly and makes his way towards the door**
Can you do me a favour? This time when you insert the baseball bat up my ass, can you do it from the neck end, first?? ... its less painful...
**As orli makes a run for it, the girls take chase after him.
Johnny and keira remain seated with grins on their faces**
Johnny: So...do we tell them the REAL ending to AWE??
Keira: Nah...we might as well just keep them guessing until the DVD comes out...
Miz T. Maria, you clever chit--whatever might you have been thinking!! You've brought happy happy joy joy to my morning. And thank you for letting me play too--I am appreciative of inclusion. (think that means flattered by the attention--it's hell being a closet exhibitionist)
LMAO, yep that about covers it--I feel so much lighter for it. I promise I am one of the most square peoples you could ever meet except for my one burning dedication to yep, youse got it mostly only it's really
😄 ~~~SpurnerBeth~~~ 😄
Oh woe, Texgodiva2s' twisted ship comes to light--where will I community now? Tanks, chile, you are vastly entertaining and wholly unexpected, guess that's why I like this so much.
Originally posted by potcfan2003
Yeah... the Unforgivable Diaries!! GONE!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
If you guys post an entry I'd post one!
Originally posted by T.Maria
[b]***So its been a while and all of the KMC gang (that are still floating around aimlessly, lost inbetween bitterness and frustration) are sitting around with the POTC gang, wondering what it is that they could possibly do next...***[/B]
YAY! I'm in that one!
lol.. 😉
well, i have a couple from my forums i created, ill post them, and just to let u know, a few of u ive just used names, u USED to have😄 coz its a habit😛
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The KMC girls are waiting outside K-Mart to buy Pirates 3...it comes out today!(obviously not today lol)
IBD: HURRY UP AND OPEN YOU NONGS!
*all the girls look at her*
PirateDiva: NONG!? NONG!?
Diddly: Oh great, now youve done it...
PirateDiva: Thats my word!!!!
*PirateDiva chases IBD*
AudioHeart: Nong isnt even a word!
CJL: We know...were just seeing how long this goes on for
Mina: yeah...and how long it is until you notice i stole your johnny saliva pillow
*CJL looks at mina*
Mina: I guess i should run know?
CJL: oh yeah!
*Mina does a jack sparrow and looks, does hand gestures and runs*
Amber: People are running!!! ergh, i hate people!
*CJL stops and points at Mina*
CJL: HEHEHEH! she said she hates PEOPLE! your a people..im a person!! muahahahahahah!
Mina: Yeah? Well.......well.....only monkies point!!
CJL: I AM a monkey!
Pocky: Oh well, we'll be the first to watch the special features on the DVD, they'll miss out
Diddly: No...but THEY'RE running...WE'RE standing..therefore....they'll get in there first.
Pocky: Touche.
CJL: *still running* Thats my thing!!
Pocky: thats BALONEY!
CJL: Mine too!
Diddly: Geez, who made this all about CJL?
Pocky: *Looks up* I hate you
*from all around: "I love you too!"*
PirateDiva: Come back you...you...you...
IBD: NONG!?
PirateDiva: You like tourmenting me ey:
IBD: *getting further away* Thats a fact, Jack
PirateDiva: RazzleDazzle!
Amber: since when did this turn into a "Stripes" convention?
Audioheart: How do you know they're talking about "Stripes" ones a quote...and ones a movie
Amber: Because i watched Stripes earlier and in the graduation they go "Thats a fac....
Audioheart/Pocky/Diddly: We get it!!!!!!
Mmoviejunkie: You guys annoy me
*everyone stops and looks at mmoviejunkie*
Mmoviejunkie: if your going to ask how i got here, dont bother...i dont even know.
*the four girls continue running after one another*
*a voice can be heard all around: "MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH*
Mmoviejunkie: Now its turned into Phantom of the Opera!
Amber/Audioheart/Pocky/Diddly/Mmoviejunkie: The Phaaaaantom of the opera is theeeeerrrre insideeeee yourrr miiind!
Diddly: Why the hell....did we just sing that in unison?...hang on...scratch that, why the F*** did we just sing that!?
*all look at each other with the other four girls running rings around them*
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...to be continued... in the next post😛
here the next one😛
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Pocky: OMG! OMG! Its time! Its Time!
T.Maria: Miss me? Miss me?
Amber: How did you get here? how did you get...
T.Maria: We get it.....dont ask either...
PirateDiva: Your gunna get it after i watch everything on the DVD!
CJL: You too Mina!!
Mina: Oh, yeah, i stole your johnny fell into cake
CJL: UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pocky: They're startin to piss me off...u know that?
Girl opening K-Mart: You girls ready?
Pocky: What girls?
Amber: Yeah, theres only us 4...5...6...7...8...9 fanatics!
*girl opens store and the 9 girls go flying into the store ripping things down as they past them.*
Mind you, by the time they get out, the entire store is a pig sty
PirateDiva: OMG!!! we got it! whos comin to my house?
CJL: PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mina: Yeah....party will include me getting throttled by you
CJL: Yea, pretty much😉
MmovieJunkie: IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AH: I think we all are....OFF TO PIRATEDIVAS!!!!!
*All the girls scurry off to PirateDivas"
AH: This is the best movie ever
CJL: You JUST figured that out?
*ding dong*
AH: I'll get it
*AH opens the door*
AH: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PirateDiva: Who is it!?
AH: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny Depp: Hi... my car broke down, and Vanessa wont be here for about another 4 hours, you mind if i stay here for a bit?
AH: *screaming at the top of her lungs* SURE!!!!
*AH scrambles johnny and herself into the lounge where the girls are watching POTC3*
PirateDiva: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: You didnt tell me you had company
AH: if you want alone time with moi, come in here with me
*AH starts leading Johnny into the bedroom*
PirateDiva: No you dont!
IBD: Yeah, PirateDiva want me to have him to my self!
Mina: Over my dead body!
CJL: Gladly
*CJL heads over to grab a knife*
*Mina runs away*
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to be continued😉 and thats all so far😛