DMC Bloopers

Lol.
Oh...My...Goodness.
Lord, I needed that. I missed these as well. I haven't been here in so long, but it's nice to see these things are still being posted.
It makes me feel all pirate-y again 😄.
Arrr.

lol

lmao little lady, they're brilliant!!! 😄😄
We could all use a laugh right now 😄

**Keira and johnny are filming their last scene during AWE**

Keira: It would never have worked between us...

Johnny: Keep telling yourself that, darlin'...

**Major sobbing is heard in the background**

Tramps lady: Orli...Please try and control yourself?

Orli: (Wiping tears from his eyes with a handkerchief)
I cant help it...its just so....meant to be!!!!

Diva: My god...i think hes FINALLY seen the light!

Orli: Now I know why I never had chemistry with keira....

Tigers: You do??

Orli: Yeah...because Johnny went and sucked it all out of keira first!

texgod: Well, atleast now he has no excuse to even consider willabeth as a ship that can be taken seriously anymore...

Tigers: Thank god! And here i was thinking that he was just a sandwhich short of a picnic basket!

texgod: A sandwich short of a what???

Jaeh: In other words, she thinks hes as thick as two short planks...

Savvy: I dont get that either...

Orli: You wouldn't, They're both English sayings.

aelizabeth: Why are two americans coming out with english sayings??

Tigers: Because the writer of this parody only realised your point AFTER she wrote the lines...

Orli: Stupid Blightey.

Savvy: You can talk! You are the epitomy of WHY most americans think that the English are up their own asses...

**Keira and Johnny come back from their scene**

Keira: I think that you'll find that the correct pronounciation of the word is 'Arse'...

Jaeh: But never mind all that....We just saw your scene!!!

Savvy: It broke our hearts!

POTC2003: It may have broken yours, but it only slightly melted the icy exterior of my left atrium...

ditte3: Jeez...you can tell you're a willabether...

POTC2003: Good. Proud of. NER NER NER NER! We won!

Tigers: But on another note...that scene you just did was beautiful, and yet heartbreaking at the same time...

Keira: I know, tell me about it...

Orli: But what about our beach scene? Did that not break your heart too??

Savvy: It didnt so much break my heart, as much as it knocked me sick...

Jaeh: Yeah...i kind of got the feeling that either Will knocked Liz out and had sex with her unconscious body...or she had pity sex with him because Will already knew she was leaving him for jack...

Keira: Wow! I didnt think that the way i portreyed that scene Actually showed!!! You must really watch alot of romance films...

Tex: Only the ones with johnny getting jiggy in them...

Jaeh: Hey!

Tex: What? You know its true!

Jaeh: yeah...but theres no need to tell everyone....

diva: We knew anyway...there was no way that someone as quiet as you could be so innocent.

Johnny: is it right to feel slightly turned on by this?

Diva: Yes, baby cakes.

"Jaeh: Yeah...i kind of got the feeling that either Will knocked Liz out and had sex with her unconscious body...or she had pity sex with him because Will already knew she was leaving him for jack..."

Pfft.

Funny, but... pfft.

funny 😆

lol, thank god for T.Maria...now...wheres mina....😛

lmfao! i loved that bit!! great job T!

*claps hands* YAY I'M IN THERE! *jumps up and down*

AND ROFL!! thanks for the laugh. I needed it badly.

oh, and I'm not an American.. 😱 😛

I'm in no blooper, sadly

AW sif! you could ask them to include you!

and you're in the potc musical nyway, remember? 😉

I know I'm in 🙂 we should write new part

sorry sif! i wrote it at my site, and just remembered the main people i talk too!!! (plz dont take it badly😛)

im also sorry if i missed anyone out 🙁
im used to writing for the older guys (we were doin this about this time last year, right?? lol 🙂) and im still trying to remember everyone elses names lol 🙂

it's OK 🙂

yeah, i do that too T...but i did forget jaeh...coz i always had put her in..cant believe i forgot her😛

Worry not.

what willo said, "worry not." 😛

lol....worry wart😛 what fun to say😛

I know!

Okay, so its halloween, and all the KMC's dress up as pirates and wenches....Mina stands out as a wench😛

*Ding dong!*
*Door opens*

KMCs:Trick or Treat!

*Lady puts 4 bananas in each of the pirates bags, and gives each wench a slap*

IBD: Thanks lady, thanks sooo much, coz i really wanted a BANANA!!! and apple would have done it atleast!!!

Pirate: No! a green apple!!!

*KMCs get extremelly angry and storm off*

Mina: Rude much?

Pocky: Duh She slapped me

Mina: Not that, she didnt do it hard nuf, and it was Vanessa!

Jaeh: You serious?

Mina: Yea! coz i wanted johnny to slap me, so i'd have a johnny slapped me cheek!

Tramps: Well, i got 4 bananas, johnny could have touched them!

*mina looks at her*

Tramps: Run?

*mina nods*

Sif: Girls, please? its halloween!

T.Maria: So? toilet paper a house?

Mina: You go, do that, we'll go and egg one😛

Jaeh: I feel lonely.....

*everyone stares at her*

Pocky: I think we need the sparrabethers annonymous thread right about now...

Pirate: That was completely random....

Pocky: Oh, was it?

tramps: Look, i know this aint funny, im tired

Mina: Its not funny, but its fun😛

IBD: No!!!!!!!!!!
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To be continued

Im extremelly sorry, this aint a funny one, i had started, now i haveto have dinner, and im tired, so my imaginative side has disappeared for now...just tryin to put sumthin on...but if some1 could, please continue from this one,n i'd like to see how some1 else would picture the next bit😛