Omg....this is tooo funny!!! U Need to continue!! it's hilarious!! I love me and thank u for adding Johnny and me to the mission....it's awsome i love it when sailor was like where the hell are my guests....and the Orli parts were hilarious....omg and NORRIE ahhhhh he was funny too!! This funny stuff....omg omg omg...ROFL ROFL ROFL....u dont understand T.Maria...u really have me Rolling on the Floor laughing!!! And the funny thing is that i am good at the YMCA dance...lol....wow this is tooo funny!! MORE JOHNNY AND ME!!!! LOL!!
Has Anyone seen T.Maria?....I need to know part 4...how does lovelyone escape/do we help....do i get my kiss/my moment with johnny....does orlando finally get his head out of the bars....does sailorleo get her wedding night....does Chiki mina get sell Johnnys parts (i hope not)....I gotta know...lol!!! oh and the honeymoon story with us all tagging along...cant wait for it!! LOL....T.Maria u have me goin crazy here!! HeLp!! lol!!
And on with the show 😄
HELLS BELLS
Part Four....
mmoviejunkie: ...And i stand corrected...
Evilmonki3: who would have thought it...
Ivebeendeppened: I did!
Chikimina: That man can certainly fit into some tight spaces...
Johnny: **Piercing his lips together to try and stop himself laughing*
Oh my god you have no idea how hard it is to not retaliate to that remark...
Keira: johnny thinking with the brain in his pants once again....
Johnny: 99% of the time that is the only brain us men ever use...
Ivebeendeppened: And THAT makes us love you all the more!
Orli: Would you stop oggling Johnnys manly bits and help me out!
ChikiMina: Its your own fault...we told you not to try anything rash after you collided with the trash can-
evilmonki3: -but then you went and fell over the grid in the road doing your ballerina impression-
Ivebeendeppened: -and then to top it all off you decided not to listen to us when we told you it WAS doggie-do on the sidewalk...but did you listen? Did you buggery!
Orli: Oh come on!
MmovieJunkie: nope...sorry...you fell in the shit and now you're going to have to stink....
Johnny: they have a point...if i werent me right now deffinately wouldn't want to be you....
PirateDiva: But i bet he would want to be you....
Johnny: could anyone blame him? I mean really...
Orli: You keep talking and yet nothing is being done...now PLEASE...a little help here??
**Orlando is currently being cornered by a viscious looking sheep in the middle of a field...we dont know what he was doing there and we DONT want to know...we just want to find out if he will make it out alive or if the sheep will stampeed his ass....**
Bwa Ha Ha: Awwww! I shall name him Ichabod...
Ivebeendeppened: T.Maria was right...you ARE freakish....
Bwa Ha Ha: Don't hate me cause im beautiful!
Johnny: Who is T.Maria?
mmoviejunkie: a weird and johnny-obsessed freak whose been writing this whole thing...putting everyone in random acts of crazy-ness and making them go insane!
chikiMina: YEAH! Whats with me selling johnny's things on ebay?? THAT was along time ago and was strictly confidential!
A voice from above suddenly comes forth from above, booming down onto the johnny fans and sexy celebrities from above
T.Maria: Stop with the arguing! I'm writing this thing and theres nothing anyone can do to stop me! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Bwa Ha Ha: You called??
T.Maria: no i was...oh never mind!
Evilmonki3: If your ruling from above then do something infront of our eyes...
Ivebeendeppened: Yeah! Like strip johnny naked!
PirateDiva: For my eyes only!!
ChikiMina: Or Just Orlando for the fun of it!
Orli: hey! No fair...Why is it always me?!
T.Maria: I'll go one better...
**Suddnely out of nowhere SAILORLEO, NORRIE, TAURUSBABY,KIWIBIRD AND THE REST OF THE KMC GIRLS APPEAR INFRONT OF THE NON-BELIEVERS!**
Sailor: So THIS is where you all scarpered too!
Norrie: Aww...the pretty sheep...look at the sheep!!!!
Sailor: Yeah he's one of a kind...
Norrie: I shall call him-
BwaHaha: I called him first!
Norrie: Oh poo on you!
Kiwibird: Where the hell am i???
Piratediva: Your standing too close to johnny...thats where you are m'lady!!!!!!
Johnny: Jealous?
Piratediva: What do you think?!
Johnny: I'll tell you later....
Orli: HEY! OFTTRACK HERE! Get the sheep away from me!!
**Norrie suddenly decides to climb over the fence and into the field and drunkenly chases after the sheep....which runs away when it seem him making kissy-faces at him....**
Norrie: No fair! I only wanna love you!
Sailor: NORRIE! Get your ass back here or im banning sex for 10 years!!!!
Norrie: Then we can adopt the sheep!!!
Johnny: **Looking up at the sky**
Hey T.Maria...mind skipping forward a little so we can actually get to the girl who needs rescuing??
T.Maria: But im having fun writing mindless humour that includes Norrie and the sheep!
mmoviejunkie: ok...move forward a little then please??
chikimina: yeah...some of us are standing round doing nothing...
bwa ha ha: I like nothing....nothing is the best...
ivebeendeppened: And will you please STOP pairing my convos with Ba Ha Ha?? Shes deadening my brain cells!!
evilmonki3: Hold the phone!...you mean you have more than one?!?
Ivebeendeppened: Kiss me where the sun don't shine...
T.Maria: ladies ladies ladies....and gents ofcourse...fine...i'll move you forward....besides, you might want to miss out the part where Orli falls down the old well and norrie jumps in after him...it'll take you along time to get them back out again...
Taurusbaby: Ok just skip a little past it then....
T.Maria: ok...but dont say i didnt warn you...
FIVE HOURS LATER...AFTER ORLI HAS FALLEN DOWN THE WELL AND NORRIE HAS JUMPED IN AFTER HIM...ITS THEIR OWN FAULT FOR PLAYING 'FOLLOW THE LEADER...'
Sailorleo: Better...NOW the story is going somewhere...
Kiwibird: Maybe we'll be able to keep orli and norrie from doing anything else remotely stupid...
ChikiMina: Whatelse could happen between here and the Police station which is...
ivebeendeppened: THERE IT IS!!
mmoviejunkie: FINALLY!!!!
evilmonki3: Quick! make a run for it before orli does something else to muck up our plans!
PirateDiva:...Too late...
Orli: Guys...a little help here?...please?
Johnny:**Laughing out loud at Orlis predicament**
Dont tell me you actually FELL for it!!!
Sailor: Who told him the cemented road was dry!!!!!!!!
Norrie: **looking proud**
Me!!
Sailor: Thats it...im banning sex...
Norrie: Fine...ill turn eunich...
Sailor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ChikiMina: This time we are leavin orli's ass where it is...maybe someone will find him in the morning...
PirateDiva: Your right! We NEED to find LovelyOne!!!
Johnny: All in favour say Aye!
chikimina: AYE!
evilmonkie: Aye-by-gum!
bwa ha ha: Wha?
Ivebeendeppened: Woohooo!!!
mmoviejunkie: You betcha!
Norrie: Aye-Karumba!
Sailor: Thats a yes from me...and a god knows what from Norrie...
PirateDiva: I'll come but only because johnny is going...
Taurusbaby: count me in....!!!
Kiwibird: I'm read to stare death in the face!
Taurusbaby:...ok...count me out...
Keira: I'm in!
**everyone stares at Keira**
ChikiMina: I thought you werent in this scene! I havent heard from you up until then!
Keira: **Looking up at the sky**
Yeah...T.Maria forgot to add me in until now!...dozey B**ch!
T.Maria: Hey...dont hate the player...
ChikiMina: ok gang...on three...two....one.....LETS KICK SOME POLICE AUTHORITY BOOTY!
ivebeendeppened: And get our asses arrested!
Bwa ha ha: All for one!
Rest of the gang: And no one for everyone!!
**In slow motion the gang run towards the police station...braving heroic justice and staring a prison sentence in the face...Many will not make it...they will wuss out before they make it to the station doors...but for those who do make it...you can bet your asses they will be in the next chapter!!!**
Orli: hello?....guys??....anyone??
Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! <<<Supposed to be a sheep 😄
Orli:...bugger...
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Soooo....
WHO will make it?
will they save lovelyone?
will johnny finally succumb to PiateDivas charms?
....And will norrie actually be able to walk on his own by the time they get there???
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE!! 😄