Whaddya mean no one likes me?
Bwahaha: Why dont we use these?
Bwa ha ha pulls three samurai swords, five maschetti', two knuckle dusters and a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs from the crevises of her party dress....and no, you dont want to know HOW she got them in there...*shudder*
Johnny: ...Im starting to find you strangely attractive...
SEE?
evilmonki:and i would like you all to meet the one and only t.maria!
keira:the girl who's made our lives a living hell, with all her crazy twist?
t.maria: yep, that'd be me!
johnny: oh its so nice to finally meet you! and i must say, you are quiet a beauty!
piratediva: excuse me?good thing i kept these from the wedding!(pulls out hand cuffs and links them together)
johnny: aww, i just got out of these!
i'vebeendepped: ugh! you can't just keep him all for youself!
piratediva: yes i can!
i'vebeendepped:no you can't!
johnny:girls, girls, theres enough johnny for everyone
piratediva: no there's not!
salior: yeah...and why are you guys here? this is MY honeymoon!
norrie: yeah, first you guys ruin our wedding and now this?
Tarusbaby: come on, we just want to party!
[Orli comes walking up the the group soaking wet...from God know's what]
orli: Sorry I'm late guys
Kiwi(rolls eyes):who invited the whelp?
orli: i'll have you know i'm all man!
i'vebeendepped: and yet you still act like a whelp!...eww, what's that smell?
bwahaha: smells like magnesium dichromate... (totally just made that up!)
(everyone looks at bwahaha with a blank stare)
bwahaha: what?
chikimina: I think its coming from orli
Johnny: Don't tell me you've been at the zoo trying to befriend the monkey's again
orli: maybe...
Johnny: how many times do i have to tell you, they find you repulsive-just like girls
lovelyone(shakes head in agreement):he's right, monkey's definatly don't like eunuchs
t.maria:been analyzing the life of monkeys?
lovelyone:i'm just a well rounded girl
kiwi: hey, where did salior and norrie go?
evilmonki:i'd rather not know...
cop(on megaphone): evilmonki, come out with your hands up! did you really think we wouldn't have two copies of YOUR criminal record??
evilmonki:uh...no hablo ingles...
cop1(to cop2): that can't be here-evilmonki definatly speaks english
cop2: oh don't be so naive!
cop1:i'm not naive! (into megaphone) lo siento senora
kiwi(laughs):are they really that stupid?
taursbaby: apparently
bwahaha:wait a minute, something's wrong here!
chikimina: tell me about it, i dont see one cute boy around!
johnny:excuse me?
chikimina: oh right, sorry, i meant available
bwahaha: WHERE'S ICKY ORLANDO JONATHAN BLANCHARD BLOOM?!?!I THOUGHT YOU WERE BABYSITTING! WHAT KIND OF MANNY ARE YOU??
piratediva: a eunuchy one?
orli: oh shut up and go w. your stupid lover!
piratediva: okay! come on johnny! (drags johnny away)
i'vebeendepped: hey! come back here! i'm not letting you alone with him!
bwahaha:well?
orli(laughs nervously): see funny thing, icky loved the zoo so much, he just kinda...ran away?
evilmonki: wtf? we ask you to do one thing and you can't even do it!
kiwi:that its i've had it with the stupid whelp!
orli:hey you left me with him just so you coudl party w.o me!!
keira: the sign clearly said no eunuchs
Tarusbaby: go find him!
orli:alone?
taurusbaby: uh...yeah! we came to party and we were nice enough to invite you, but you messed up your chance!
orli: t.maria, dont you want to come with me?
t.maria:uh...no
orli: come on, dont you see my attractiveness?
t.maria(trying to be poliet):not really my cup of tea
orli:liar! (<---last part between t.maria and orli from extras)
and that was random, but when i write my mind kinda jumps from one thing to another...
Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
let me get this straight, you ended it with (almost) everyone living *happily ever after* but i dont think i will ever live happily ever after if im not /w johnny. i might point out that i was here b4 piratediva.................but anyway, AWESOME STORY! go bwahaha! no one likes her! lol jk
i would have broke up piratediva 'n johnny happily(no offense piratediva-love ya)
but not for you...just so like he'd be our little male ****..lol