Suddenly Chiki Mina gets up and grabs a microphone that lies on the rug in front of a massive karaoke machine. She begins to sing Kokomo
Chiki Mina: Off the Florida KEEEEEEEEYS!
Norrie: Oh no, she’s singing
Ichy: BAAAA! *make it stop*
Keira: *drunkenly sways with the song*
Mmoviejunkie: When did we get a karaoke machine?
Sailorleo: *shrugs* I don’t know, but I’m getting an idea…Let’s play American Idol!
Johnny: What? Are you high?
Pirate Diva: I concur with my honey bun here *snuggles with Johnny, the girls either look angered or showing signs of the need to puke*
T.Maria: I’ll allow it, I was getting bored anyway *suddenly they’re transported to the American Idol stage Ryan Secrest is there but no judges* I bagsie Judge!
Ichy: BA BAAA! *I wanna be a judge!*
LovelyOne: I’ll be a judge too! Analyzing performances is my forte anyway.. *the judges sit down at their table except for T.Maria whom is represented by light*
Ryan: What’s going on here, who are you people, and why are you with Johnny Depp Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom, is it time to promote At Worlds End Already?
Norrie: Hush up and do you’re job already!
Ryan: Who are you? You look vaguely familiar…
Norrie: Bite me you homo!
Ryan: *isn’t paying attention, he’s talking to Bloom* Bloomy, why haven’t you called
Orli: Not, now *he blushes* I’ve been busy, you know that pum’kin
Ryan: Ok guys....which one of you is going first??
Ivebeendeppened: I drew the short straw...
evilmonki3: Judging by the way you sing, id say it was US who drew the short straw...
Ryan: That would be for the judges to decide...
Sailor: come on already! I wanna sing my song!!!!!
Norrie: I swear...if she sings 'the birdie song' one more time...
Johnny: You think thats bad?? My girl wants to sing the 'rubber duckie' song....
Norrie:...and just when i thought i saw some hope...
**Ivebeendeppened gets onto the stage, the audience are cheering loudly**
Ivebeendeppened: Ok...1...2...3....
'I know a song that will get on your nerves! Get on your nerves! Get on your nerves! I know a song that will get on your nerves! get, get, get on your nerves!
I know a song that will get on your nerves! Get on your nerves-'
mmoviejunkie: I say we do a hit and run...
Piratediva: Atleast I'M not going home tonight...
Lovelyone: THANKYOU Ivebeendeppened....thats quite enough..
Ivebeendeppened: I told you it would get on your nerves....
Ryan: And next up....its the bootylicious Bloom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Orli goes on stage....and you can hear a pin drop in the audience**
Orli: OK LETS ROCK! ....
' I'm comin' out!
I want the world to know,
i've got to let it show-'
Keira: I guess we all know whats on his mind....
chikimina: Whats he coming out of??
Shannstar: The closet.
evilmonki3: We dont know that for sure guys...
mmoviejunkie: Ask ryan...i bet he has a few secrets he could spill...
Norrie: He's as bent as a 10-bob-note....
Sailor: *Rolls her eyes*
I never get used to that English slang...
Norrie: No one ever does...thats the beauty of it.
Lovelyone: I must say...theres not alot of talent in our gang, is there...
Ichy: Baaaaaaaaaa!
*I've heard better noises comin out of my ass!*
T.Maria: Give them a chance...i'm sure there some talent somewhere...
**Bwa ha ha gets on stage next**
Bwa: This one is for you, ICHY!!!!
' Baaa baa black sheep,
have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir!
Three bags full!'
T.Maria: I stand corrected...
ivebeendeppened: So why would 'apples and pears' be English slang for stairs?
Norrie: How should i know? i wasnt there like 100 years ago when they came up with this stuff, you know! And no one uses it anymore ... its like a dead language...
mmoviejunkie: like spanish....
**Everyone looks at mmoviejunkie**