Sailorleo: *closes her eyes and begins to think oh the possibilities she opens her eyes again to reveal that the entire gang has been transported into space, they’re all crammed into a tiny space ship*
Keira: Owch! You’re crushing my leg.
LovelyOne: Oh sorry,
Keira: Not You, Shannonstar!
Shannonstar: My bad. *moves arm*
Johnny: Hey! Someone’s stroking me, and I don’t like where the hands are going-*jumps* woooo! They’re cold!
Mmoviejunkie: Sorry Mr. Depp *grins evilly (not really)*
Chiki Mina: Lucky punk!
Johnny: Does anyone care to find out where we are, preferably someone who has acess to a window, or something
Evilmonki3: *looks through the window into space* Erm, well it seems we’re approaching a moon of some kind
Norrie: That’s no moon, that’s a space station!
LovelyOne: Oh great! Sailorleo wished us into Star Wars, Jesus tap dancing Christ.
*The gangs brought aboard the space station and the door of their space ship is opened causing everyone to tumble out into the space station*
Bwa ha ha: Score! I fell on Johnny! *the girls scream in outrage and Johnny wriggles himself free. Bwa ha ha looks up to see a tal figure dressed in black and wearing a helment. Sailorleo sees this too and rushes to his side and bows*
Sailorleo: Master, I’m at your command
LovelyOne: Oh spare me, Star Wars is such an inferior movie compared to POTC!
Vader: Finally I’m getting the respect I deserve.
Sailorleo: Come again?
Vader: You’ve all picked on me for too long, now it’s time to face your punishment *everyone slowly backs away as he pulls out his red lightsaber* FACE THE WRATH OF ORLANDO BLOOM!!!
Sailoreleo: Bloom, ew…*hides behind Norrington*
Evilmonki3: You’re still a pansy even with the saber….*sticks tongue out at him, Vader was about to strike him down when a small mutant figure in a grey cloak appears, it is the emperor*
Bwa ha ha: ICHY! *runs up to hug him*
Ichy: Baaaaa
Vader: NO! don’t touch my master!
LovelyOne: Okay, mission accomplished, we found the stupid sheep
can we go now?
Bwa ha ha: He’s not stupid! *throws shoe at LovelyOne* He’s not a sheep either, he’s an Ichy
LovelyOne: Ow, watch it!
*The gang having no established that Bloom is a poorly done version of Vader....and Ichy is a heroic symbol of the emperor...the gang all stand in shock as bloom has his lightsaber pressed against Sailorleo.....*
Norrie: Hey! If anyone has his lightsabre pressed against Sailor, its her husband!!
Ichy: bbbbbbbaaaaa
Ivebeendeppened: What did he say?
Bwa; He said they've been wondering about their death star for what seems like days, hopelessly waiting for someone to rescue them...
Ivebeendeppened: You got all that from one bleep?
Ichy: bbaaaaa
Ivebeendeppened: What did he say this time?
Bwa: I can't say...if i did then the words would be sensored on KMC...
Johnny: We need to get out of here....
Bloom: We're not going anywhere!!!!! Johnny.....I AM your father!
Johnny: Oh please...if you were my father you must have been about 13 when you and my mum.....ewwwww! gross mental imagery!!!
Sailor: Yeah...and thankyou for sharing it with the rest of us!
mmoviejunkie: We should really find a way out....
evilmonkie: Oh thats simple...
Shannstar: It is?? What do you propose we do exactly?
Evilmonki3: We slap bloom hard across the face...
Chikimina: Oooh! Slapping...will there be bondage also???
Piratediva: I dont see what good it will do....
Ivebeendeppened: Oh come on...like no one has ever wanted to slap bloom...
*Johnny suddenly slaps bloom across the face...then grabs him by the ear and walks him to a door like a naughty school boy*
Bloom: Hey! That pinches!
Johnny: Then get us out of here!
Bloom: Slap me again!
All: WHAT?!
Johnny: My pleasure!
*Johnny slaps bloom again and they are suddenly all sat in a circle in their old mansion once again....*
Piratediva: I dont get it....
Bwa: I didnt know bloom was so good at telling ghost stories....
Johnny: See...the boy DOES have SOME talent after all!!!!!!
(So did you get it??? it was all a ghost story!! hehehehehehhe!!!😄)
your up, sailor!! 😄
Ivebeendeppened: If that was a ghost story than how did she get here? *she points to Shannonstar and as she does lightening flashes. Everyone screams*
Shannonstar: Uh, I brought pizza…*Chiki Mina grabs the pizza*
Bwa ha ha: *Like nothing happened* Fine with me *rushes to grab some pizza and feeds a slice to Ichy.
Evilmonki3: Can Ichy have pizza
LovelyOne: Everyone can have pizza…
Keira: I can’t *looks down* if I even think about eating pizza I’ll get all fat.
Mmoviejunkie: Really let’s test this-
Johnny: NO! I’ve seen her fat, it’s not pretty!
Sailorleo: I’m bored, who’s got the next story
Norrie: Why don’t you go dearest, you’ve yet to favor us with a story *he smiles and sailorleo’s eyes turn to hearts (like in the cartoons)*
Sailorleo: Have I mentioned I love it when you talk *dream like, everyone looks annoyed and she snaps out of it. She stands up * Ok, my story is also about AWE. The hero of our story, Admiral James Henry-
LovelyOne: Oh please, It is obvious Jack Sparrow’s the hero!
Sailorleo: (pouty face) Not in my story, any way our hero, Admiral Norrington is in Singapore fighting off the evil opium snorting, wonton eating Chinese pirates when suddenly he is stabbed, by whom you ask, not the evil Chinese pirates like you might have guessed, but stupid pansy Will’s father, Bootstrap *she hisses and sits back down, everyone looks at her not wanting to tell her the truth*
LovelyOne: Good story, Leo…
Bwa ha ha: No it wasn’t! it completely sucked
Evilmonki3: Bwa ha ha. Be nice!
Chiki Mina: Normally I don’t do this, but I have to agree with Bwa ha ha
Bwa ha ha: *smiles for a moment then turns into a frown and realizes* HEY!