DMC Bloopers

Started by CaptainJacksLuv153 pages

yea.... why?

Originally posted by PirateDiva
continued from johnnyforever's....

Johnnyforever: OH Come on just one more Kiss!
Johnny: What? NO! SECURITY!!!!
PirateDiva: THATS IT!!!!! *screams**Yanks Norries' Sword from his Hand and Points it at Johnnyforever* GET OFF HIM OR I'LL SLIT YOU FROM HEAD TO TOE!!!
Johnny: *Looks at PirateDiva with surprise* BABY I've never seen this side of u! *Smiles* I Like it...you look so HOTT when your angry!!
PirateDiva: No One messes with MY MAN and gets away with it!! NOW *screams* GET OFF HIM!!!
Johnnyforever: OK OK!! *Lets Go of Johnny, and in 1 suave move pulls Johnny's sword and challenges PirateDiva*
PirateDiva: Put the sword down Love! U don't want to be doing this!
Johnnyforever: *Glares at PirateDiva* Oh i Think i do!
PirateDiva: Do you even know how to Handle a sword?
Johnnyforever: I'll have you know that i watch POTC 10 times a day, 70 times a week...so i think i've watched it enough times to know how to fight with sword!!
Johnny: Baby please don't fig...
PirateDiva: *interrupts johnny* Shut up! I'm fighting for whats mine!
Johnny: *Strangely eroused* YES MAM!!! *turns to look at Johnnyforever* Johnnyforever i think you shou...
Johnnyforever:*interrupts Johnny* Shut up!! I'm fighting for what i WANT to be mine!!
PirateDiva:*grins evilly* He'll Never Be yours!!
Johnnyforever: Oh yes he will! *Thrusts sword at PirateDiva*

PirateDiva counters it...and they break out into a full on sword battle!!

Orlando: What is going on here?
Johnny: My baby is defending her love for me...and Johnnyforever is fighting to love me!!
Orlando: Oh great! The fight is about you? Why! *stomps on the floor*WHY? WHY? WHY?
Johnny: Oh stop throwing your little Hissy Fit!! You seriously need to get over the fact that i'm Hotter than you!!
Orlando: *Glares at Johnny* THATS IT!! *Slaps Johnny in the face*
Johnny: *Looks at Orlando in surprise, then laughs* Are you serious? Oh Man you must be a eunich cause you slap instead of punch, like a real man would!
Orlando: *Tearing up* SHUT UP!!!! *punches Johnny in the stomach*

Johnny and Orlando start hitting each other and they break out into a fist fight!!

PirateDiva: You little witch you'll never have him!!
Johnnyforever: Say goodbye to your love cause when i'm through with you he'll totally be mine!!
PirateDiva: Better Kiss that Fantasy goodbye cause i ain't going nowhere!!!! *Then out of the coner of her eye she saw Johnny and Orlando fighting**gasps* JOHNNY!!

Johnny pushes Orlando off without even trying....
Johnny: seriously this needs to stop...i feel like i'm fighting a GIRL!!!
Orlando: *Holding onto to his bloody nose and busted lip starts to cry* Now the ladies will never like me with a swollen nose and overly enlarged lips!!
PirateDiva: serves u right for trying to hurt my Johnny!! *turns to johnny* Baby are u ok?
Johnny: Ya Babe i'm fine....I Love you!!
PirateDiva: Oh Baby I Love you too!!!
Johnnyforever: Diva u and i still have some buisness to attend to!! We're not done yet!!!
Johnny: Oh yes u are!! I Love my Baby...and i wouldn't have it any other way!!

PirateDiva and Johnny kiss passionatly!!

Johnnyfoever: Well that was a waste of my time!! *Looks down at the sword in her hand* OMG I HAVE JOHNNY'S SWORD!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

LOL....i know i should leave these up to the Pro's Like T.Maria and Chiki Mina and Sailor...but i just had to defend my LOVE...LOL!! I tried!! Haha!

OMG!! That was soo funny! i got to swordfight AND get johnny's sword! faint thanks for cont.!

Originally posted by mmoviejunkie
why unfortunetely?
probably 'cause every1 is counting on her to come up with these silly (but hillarious) bloopers. chiki needs a break. petpet

true, but shes BRILLIANT!

?? are you guys talking about me lmao

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
?? are you guys talking about me lmao

we would like u to post again. i wanna try, but i'll feel like an idiot...

lol ok im in a good mood. I feel like posting another RP

yay! go Chiki!

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
yay! go Chiki!
yeah!!

ok just a cpoulpe of minuts lmao I have a really good idea.

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
ok just a cpoulpe of minuts lmao I have a really good idea.
Take Your Time Oh Great One! *waits very patienly*

yes, we will wait patiently........................WTF IS TAKING YOU SO LONG! lol jk

now now! come on! uhh, lets play a game in the mean time k?

ok, what do these three letters stand for? CJR

ANYBODY????!!

CJR PEOPLE!

Captain Jack's Rum! uhh.. ok nother' game

oh well i have to go to bed in a little while. bye!.... in a few that is.

Good nite Johnny 🙂

Thanksgiving aka Turkey Day is at its beginning here in KMC. The KMC girls all decided to have their Thanksgiving picnic at Johnny’s house.

*door bell rings*

Johnny: *opens door*

KMC Girls: HI JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!! run all over Johnny

Ivebeendepped: Omg omg omg omg!!! I’m in Johnny’s house!! sniiiffff it smells exactly as I imagine!!licks the floor It tastes exactly as I imagine too.

Johnnyforever: To hell with smelling I’m going to his bedroom!

Johnny: No! The bedroom is off limits!!

Piratediva: I’m going first!!

Savvychick: First in dying, PirateDiva! I’ll be the one going first to his bedroom!

all run to his bedroom

Ichy: Beh * o0o0o pretty furniture for me to chew*

Bwa: Hey Johnny I brought Ichy I hope you don’t mind!

Johnny: NOO!! Off my bedroom!

Bwa: It’s like I’m wearing an Ignore me sign. Luckily I still have you Ichy!

Ichy: bah *who?*

In Johnny’s bedroom

Mistypirate: O-ma-gosh his king size bed is so yummy

CaptainJacksLuv: gasp look there are still some drool stains on his pillow!!

Chiki Mina: Gimme that!! whacks captainjacksluv Helloooo e bay mwahahaha

Sailorleo: This is boring! I like Jack’s bedroom better!!

Everyone stares…

SailorLeo: uhh Im sure I like Jack’s bedroom better since I have never been there and surely never sneaked in his bedroom and steal some undies and keep them for my self.

Ivebeendepped: oh Sailor you just gave me an Idea!! Lets steal Johnny’s undies!

Chiki Mina: And sell them on e bay!!

KMC girls: ….

Chiki Mina: Ok fine I’ll sell them to you half price.

Johnny: no no no off my bed off of my boxers and off of my room!

Johnnyforever: Hey Johnny I can be your personal house mate!

Savvychick: No no you don’t need her I have seen her stealing jewelry in {real tv[/i]

Johnnyforever: Oh yeah well I have seen savvychick masterbating in every single part of the house in World’s Most Shocking Videos

PirateDiva: Forget them Johnny I can be your personal massage

CaptainJackLover: I can be your personal back scrubber

Mistypirate: I can be your personal prostitute!

Johnny:…

Mistypirate: Hey it’s free!

LovelyOne: You know what else is free: Turkey! Im starving!

Katelovespirate: I brought some cranberry sauce!

Johnny: You all can get all the turkey you want DOWN STAIRS!!

All runs downstairs

Willofthewhisp: We need some stuffing.

Diddly: ??????????

Mmoviejunkie: Yeah diddly and some mashed potatoes and gravy and some corn on the cob

Evilmonk3y: We are not here for a reunion of pioneers! I just want turkey damnit!

Door bell rings

Johnny: Who could that be?

opens door

Orlando: Happy Birth Day!!

Keira: Smacks Orlando on the head Its Thanksgiving day you skiddles bag!

Johnny: Wonderful, more psychos in my house and just when I thought I had enough.

Jack: Hiding behind Orli and keira Is she in there?

SailorLeo: Jack!! My little baby cheeks!!

Jack: Oh no…

SailorLeo grabs Jack

SailorLeo: Oh dumpling you and I have so much to talk about!!

Jack: Hopefully enough to kill me…

Keira: You haven’t answered my calls Johnny! Do I really annoy you?

Johnny: Gee I dunno, then again I guess when you call 115 times a day then you can be maybe a little annoying…

Orli: Come on guys I brought some fruit cake!

Johnny: I’am looking at a fruit cake.

Bwa: Well lets bring the crazy chick and the thwo fruit cakes in and lets eat!!

Shannstar79: Im so hungry I could eat a sheep!

Ichy: bah *eat sheep shit!*

not yet! but i do hope chiki finishes another RP before i go to bed!

but i'm not rushing her!!

oh goody she made it!! let me read it!!