Originally posted by PirateDivaOMG!! That was soo funny! i got to swordfight AND get johnny's sword! faint thanks for cont.!
continued from johnnyforever's....Johnnyforever: OH Come on just one more Kiss!
Johnny: What? NO! SECURITY!!!!
PirateDiva: THATS IT!!!!! *screams**Yanks Norries' Sword from his Hand and Points it at Johnnyforever* GET OFF HIM OR I'LL SLIT YOU FROM HEAD TO TOE!!!
Johnny: *Looks at PirateDiva with surprise* BABY I've never seen this side of u! *Smiles* I Like it...you look so HOTT when your angry!!
PirateDiva: No One messes with MY MAN and gets away with it!! NOW *screams* GET OFF HIM!!!
Johnnyforever: OK OK!! *Lets Go of Johnny, and in 1 suave move pulls Johnny's sword and challenges PirateDiva*
PirateDiva: Put the sword down Love! U don't want to be doing this!
Johnnyforever: *Glares at PirateDiva* Oh i Think i do!
PirateDiva: Do you even know how to Handle a sword?
Johnnyforever: I'll have you know that i watch POTC 10 times a day, 70 times a week...so i think i've watched it enough times to know how to fight with sword!!
Johnny: Baby please don't fig...
PirateDiva: *interrupts johnny* Shut up! I'm fighting for whats mine!
Johnny: *Strangely eroused* YES MAM!!! *turns to look at Johnnyforever* Johnnyforever i think you shou...
Johnnyforever:*interrupts Johnny* Shut up!! I'm fighting for what i WANT to be mine!!
PirateDiva:*grins evilly* He'll Never Be yours!!
Johnnyforever: Oh yes he will! *Thrusts sword at PirateDiva*PirateDiva counters it...and they break out into a full on sword battle!!
Orlando: What is going on here?
Johnny: My baby is defending her love for me...and Johnnyforever is fighting to love me!!
Orlando: Oh great! The fight is about you? Why! *stomps on the floor*WHY? WHY? WHY?
Johnny: Oh stop throwing your little Hissy Fit!! You seriously need to get over the fact that i'm Hotter than you!!
Orlando: *Glares at Johnny* THATS IT!! *Slaps Johnny in the face*
Johnny: *Looks at Orlando in surprise, then laughs* Are you serious? Oh Man you must be a eunich cause you slap instead of punch, like a real man would!
Orlando: *Tearing up* SHUT UP!!!! *punches Johnny in the stomach*Johnny and Orlando start hitting each other and they break out into a fist fight!!
PirateDiva: You little witch you'll never have him!!
Johnnyforever: Say goodbye to your love cause when i'm through with you he'll totally be mine!!
PirateDiva: Better Kiss that Fantasy goodbye cause i ain't going nowhere!!!! *Then out of the coner of her eye she saw Johnny and Orlando fighting**gasps* JOHNNY!!Johnny pushes Orlando off without even trying....
Johnny: seriously this needs to stop...i feel like i'm fighting a GIRL!!!
Orlando: *Holding onto to his bloody nose and busted lip starts to cry* Now the ladies will never like me with a swollen nose and overly enlarged lips!!
PirateDiva: serves u right for trying to hurt my Johnny!! *turns to johnny* Baby are u ok?
Johnny: Ya Babe i'm fine....I Love you!!
PirateDiva: Oh Baby I Love you too!!!
Johnnyforever: Diva u and i still have some buisness to attend to!! We're not done yet!!!
Johnny: Oh yes u are!! I Love my Baby...and i wouldn't have it any other way!!PirateDiva and Johnny kiss passionatly!!
Johnnyfoever: Well that was a waste of my time!! *Looks down at the sword in her hand* OMG I HAVE JOHNNY'S SWORD!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!
LOL....i know i should leave these up to the Pro's Like T.Maria and Chiki Mina and Sailor...but i just had to defend my LOVE...LOL!! I tried!! Haha!
Thanksgiving aka Turkey Day is at its beginning here in KMC. The KMC girls all decided to have their Thanksgiving picnic at Johnny’s house.
*door bell rings*
Johnny: *opens door*
KMC Girls: HI JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!! run all over Johnny
Ivebeendepped: Omg omg omg omg!!! I’m in Johnny’s house!! sniiiffff it smells exactly as I imagine!!licks the floor It tastes exactly as I imagine too.
Johnnyforever: To hell with smelling I’m going to his bedroom!
Johnny: No! The bedroom is off limits!!
Piratediva: I’m going first!!
Savvychick: First in dying, PirateDiva! I’ll be the one going first to his bedroom!
all run to his bedroom
Ichy: Beh * o0o0o pretty furniture for me to chew*
Bwa: Hey Johnny I brought Ichy I hope you don’t mind!
Johnny: NOO!! Off my bedroom!
Bwa: It’s like I’m wearing an Ignore me sign. Luckily I still have you Ichy!
Ichy: bah *who?*
In Johnny’s bedroom
Mistypirate: O-ma-gosh his king size bed is so yummy
CaptainJacksLuv: gasp look there are still some drool stains on his pillow!!
Chiki Mina: Gimme that!! whacks captainjacksluv Helloooo e bay mwahahaha
Sailorleo: This is boring! I like Jack’s bedroom better!!
Everyone stares…
SailorLeo: uhh Im sure I like Jack’s bedroom better since I have never been there and surely never sneaked in his bedroom and steal some undies and keep them for my self.
Ivebeendepped: oh Sailor you just gave me an Idea!! Lets steal Johnny’s undies!
Chiki Mina: And sell them on e bay!!
KMC girls: ….
Chiki Mina: Ok fine I’ll sell them to you half price.
Johnny: no no no off my bed off of my boxers and off of my room!
Johnnyforever: Hey Johnny I can be your personal house mate!
Savvychick: No no you don’t need her I have seen her stealing jewelry in {real tv[/i]
Johnnyforever: Oh yeah well I have seen savvychick masterbating in every single part of the house in World’s Most Shocking Videos
PirateDiva: Forget them Johnny I can be your personal massage
CaptainJackLover: I can be your personal back scrubber
Mistypirate: I can be your personal prostitute!
Johnny:…
Mistypirate: Hey it’s free!
LovelyOne: You know what else is free: Turkey! Im starving!
Katelovespirate: I brought some cranberry sauce!
Johnny: You all can get all the turkey you want DOWN STAIRS!!
All runs downstairs
Willofthewhisp: We need some stuffing.
Diddly: ??????????
Mmoviejunkie: Yeah diddly and some mashed potatoes and gravy and some corn on the cob
Evilmonk3y: We are not here for a reunion of pioneers! I just want turkey damnit!
Door bell rings
Johnny: Who could that be?
opens door
Orlando: Happy Birth Day!!
Keira: Smacks Orlando on the head Its Thanksgiving day you skiddles bag!
Johnny: Wonderful, more psychos in my house and just when I thought I had enough.
Jack: Hiding behind Orli and keira Is she in there?
SailorLeo: Jack!! My little baby cheeks!!
Jack: Oh no…
SailorLeo grabs Jack
SailorLeo: Oh dumpling you and I have so much to talk about!!
Jack: Hopefully enough to kill me…
Keira: You haven’t answered my calls Johnny! Do I really annoy you?
Johnny: Gee I dunno, then again I guess when you call 115 times a day then you can be maybe a little annoying…
Orli: Come on guys I brought some fruit cake!
Johnny: I’am looking at a fruit cake.
Bwa: Well lets bring the crazy chick and the thwo fruit cakes in and lets eat!!
Shannstar79: Im so hungry I could eat a sheep!
Ichy: bah *eat sheep shit!*