DMC Bloopers

Started by johnnyforever153 pages

oh yeah!! i LOVE that part. he said that's what his son did when he would get fussy, or somethin like that.

and that's like my fav. quote! the one you have in your sig. i thought i was kinda sad, the first time i saw it, but then afterwards, it was kinda funny!!!! it's like, oh yeah! you killed stupid ole ted, and amy (was it?) your wife that cheated on you! go johnny!

sorry, carried away....

lol yeah.. i thought it was a funny movie..

besides the whole murder thing lol

yeah ✅

Originally posted by johnnyforever
Ok, i've been wanting to try this!

WARNING! Due to the un-funny content, viewer discretion is advised.

Cont.

Sailorleo: Uh...
suddenly, some idiot comes running towards them
Johnnyforever: OMG! YOU'RE JOHNNY DEPP AHHH!! I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
Sailorleo: Oh brother. *rolls eyes*
Johnny: Uh, yeah, I get that alot..
Johnnyforever: Oh no Johnny! I'm your BIGGEST fan!... um.... Can I have a little kiss? *pouts adorably*
Johnny: What?!
Pirate Diva: What?~
Johnnyforever: Oh pwease??? *acts even more adorable*
Johnny: Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt.
Pirate Diva: JOHNNY!
Johnny: But look at that adorable face! Aww!
Pirate Diva: B...But...Johnny! You're mine!
Johnny: I know, but just this once. Please?
Johnnyforever: Yeah, please???
Pirate Diva: Ok, but just a little one!
Johnny: Thanks baby!
Johnnyforever: AHHH! *jumps on johnny*
Johnny: HELP!!! Too.. Much... Love!!
Pirate Diva: GET OFF OF HIM YOU APE!!

see? i suck. but i just wanted to try it!

could some1 continue this? 'cause im out of ideas 🙁

it was cool

Originally posted by evilm0nki3
Done! the flash made marks on them🙁

The PotC Calendar:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/stheartgrenade/Potc3/DSC00488.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/stheartgrenade/Potc3/DSC00490.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/stheartgrenade/Potc3/DSC00493-1.jpg

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http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/stheartgrenade/Potc3/DSC00497.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/stheartgrenade/Potc3/DSC00498.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/stheartgrenade/Potc3/DSC00499.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/stheartgrenade/Potc3/DSC00500.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/stheartgrenade/Potc3/DSC00501.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/stheartgrenade/Potc3/DSC00502.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/stheartgrenade/Potc3/DSC00503.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/stheartgrenade/Potc3/DSC00506.jpg

i lorve may *sigh wishes she was born in may*

lol knew u would

I Have Will for my month...oh wells!!!

I LOVE JOHNNY!!!

lol i got the calendar 4 my bday in october... 🙂

continued from johnnyforever's....

Johnnyforever: OH Come on just one more Kiss!
Johnny: What? NO! SECURITY!!!!
PirateDiva: THATS IT!!!!! *screams**Yanks Norries' Sword from his Hand and Points it at Johnnyforever* GET OFF HIM OR I'LL SLIT YOU FROM HEAD TO TOE!!!
Johnny: *Looks at PirateDiva with surprise* BABY I've never seen this side of u! *Smiles* I Like it...you look so HOTT when your angry!!
PirateDiva: No One messes with MY MAN and gets away with it!! NOW *screams* GET OFF HIM!!!
Johnnyforever: OK OK!! *Lets Go of Johnny, and in 1 suave move pulls Johnny's sword and challenges PirateDiva*
PirateDiva: Put the sword down Love! U don't want to be doing this!
Johnnyforever: *Glares at PirateDiva* Oh i Think i do!
PirateDiva: Do you even know how to Handle a sword?
Johnnyforever: I'll have you know that i watch POTC 10 times a day, 70 times a week...so i think i've watched it enough times to know how to fight with sword!!
Johnny: Baby please don't fig...
PirateDiva: *interrupts johnny* Shut up! I'm fighting for whats mine!
Johnny: *Strangely eroused* YES MAM!!! *turns to look at Johnnyforever* Johnnyforever i think you shou...
Johnnyforever:*interrupts Johnny* Shut up!! I'm fighting for what i WANT to be mine!!
PirateDiva:*grins evilly* He'll Never Be yours!!
Johnnyforever: Oh yes he will! *Thrusts sword at PirateDiva*

PirateDiva counters it...and they break out into a full on sword battle!!

Orlando: What is going on here?
Johnny: My baby is defending her love for me...and Johnnyforever is fighting to love me!!
Orlando: Oh great! The fight is about you? Why! *stomps on the floor*WHY? WHY? WHY?
Johnny: Oh stop throwing your little Hissy Fit!! You seriously need to get over the fact that i'm Hotter than you!!
Orlando: *Glares at Johnny* THATS IT!! *Slaps Johnny in the face*
Johnny: *Looks at Orlando in surprise, then laughs* Are you serious? Oh Man you must be a eunich cause you slap instead of punch, like a real man would!
Orlando: *Tearing up* SHUT UP!!!! *punches Johnny in the stomach*

Johnny and Orlando start hitting each other and they break out into a fist fight!!

PirateDiva: You little witch you'll never have him!!
Johnnyforever: Say goodbye to your love cause when i'm through with you he'll totally be mine!!
PirateDiva: Better Kiss that Fantasy goodbye cause i ain't going nowhere!!!! *Then out of the coner of her eye she saw Johnny and Orlando fighting**gasps* JOHNNY!!

Johnny pushes Orlando off without even trying....
Johnny: seriously this needs to stop...i feel like i'm fighting a GIRL!!!
Orlando: *Holding onto to his bloody nose and busted lip starts to cry* Now the ladies will never like me with a swollen nose and overly enlarged lips!!
PirateDiva: serves u right for trying to hurt my Johnny!! *turns to johnny* Baby are u ok?
Johnny: Ya Babe i'm fine....I Love you!!
PirateDiva: Oh Baby I Love you too!!!
Johnnyforever: Diva u and i still have some buisness to attend to!! We're not done yet!!!
Johnny: Oh yes u are!! I Love my Baby...and i wouldn't have it any other way!!

PirateDiva and Johnny kiss passionatly!!

Johnnyfoever: Well that was a waste of my time!! *Looks down at the sword in her hand* OMG I HAVE JOHNNY'S SWORD!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

LOL....i know i should leave these up to the Pro's Like T.Maria and Chiki Mina and Sailor...but i just had to defend my LOVE...LOL!! I tried!! Haha!

oh don't worry about it, you guys are having fun and that's what counts!

Originally posted by sailorleo
i lorve may *sigh wishes she was born in may*
i so thought of u when i saw that pic! and excuse me, where am I in this blooper?*wines* I WANNA B ADDED SOMEWHERE! HES MINE TOO!

lol! when did i say that? or did you say that?

scroll up and u'll c

*wahhh! I don't see it 🙁

well u said it

haha-piratediva that was really funny!

except when you and johnny kiss....lol

lol it was good lol

Originally posted by johnnyforever
aww ok, i wanted some more now!

WHERE IS CHIKI!! 😂

right here...unfortunetely

why unfortunetely?