Costume Paty!!!!!!
Setting:Liz's mansion
DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!*Jack taps on glass*
JAck:ahem! Everybody listen up! I want to announce that next week we will be holding our annual costume party! We will have contests for best costume, cutest couple, most original, and most disturbing!So I expect all of you to participate!
Red Two:Costume Parties are for sissy's*mutters under breathe*
Turbo:!!!!!!!------???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*jabs in ribs*
Red Two: OW!!!!
*they start brawl*
carzychic:*walks up to Will* Hey you want to be cutest couple???
LIz😮f coarse he doesn't! HE is not into YOUR type.
crazychic😮h ya??!!!! *Cat fight!!!!!*
Bwa Ha Ha:Well Ichy I know what I'm gonna be!!
Ichy: bah(oh dear not a fish I hope)
Bwa Ha Ha:You'll have to wait and see!
Ichy:bah,..(uh oh)
CJL:I know who I'm going as!
CaptJL: who??
CJL:Jack, duh!
CaptJL:nu uh I am!!!!
CJL:NO I am!
*and this goes on and on!*
Sailorleo:I know we'll win cutest couple Norrie!....Norrie?Trying to sneak away I see! Well you know what that means!
Norrie:*gulp*
*I think we know what happens to poor old Norrie!!😉*
Jack:I knew this was a bad idea!!!
EVERYBODY QUIET!!!!!
*everyone stops*
Just go home and figure out what you are going to be!!
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One week later
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(sailor;eo&Norrie-weding costumes; CaptJL&CJL-comenting on each others dreadlocks and beads; Will&Liz are in opposite dress[now it is the time for you w/e haters to enjoy a moment]- Will in a dress&Liz in guy wear; crazychic-surfing diva;Red Two- Metalist/punk rocker out fit;Bwa Ha Ha- Headless horseman;Ichy-hip hop sheep;and Turbo in a NASCAR driver uniform)*everybody is discussing there outfits*
JAck: thank you all for participating. I'm sure you had fun picking your costumes!
*no one listens*
Jack:HELLO!!!!!!
Turbo:!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: Well no ones listening!
Liz: we are now,... please continue
Jack:Thank you, now we have three judges-Mistypirate,katelovespirates & LovelyOne.Now we will begin the contest
*one hour later*
Mistypirate:yes, well um.... they were ALL very interesting
katelovespirates:and Will I have to say you have some sexi legs!
LovelyOne:Yes but there are winners to announce...
Mistypirate:yes and here they are-cutest couple:Norrie and sailorleo-maost original: CJL& CaptJL-best costume:Ichy,and lastly most disturbing-Will.
Thank you and there you have it! Winners please come up here and claim your prize!!!
*everyone walks up*
JAck:here is you prize- a trip for two to the Alaskan wilderness!!! I hope you all enjoy you igloo condos and frozen fish buffets!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICMKT99SD24
my fave
and this is the most sparrabethical u can get lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtDYT2XfRLE
or...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hvXXTFRKtk
or....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiJDNl9kRw4&mode=related&search=
ugh! okay i have to leave now sister wants on l8er will watch yours l8er
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
Ted: *jumps on terry* AAA*screams like a gurl* terroists!! hold me!! Bush, help us for the love of God!!
Terry: AA! Ted you need to loose some weight!!!
Johnny: Relax and no one gets hurt!
Orlando: AYE AVAST!!
Ted/Terry:....*Ted still holding on to Terry*
Johnny/Keira/Jack: Bloody Idiot.
*after tying Ted/Terry*
Terry: what the bloody hell is the meaning of all this?!
Keira: We're here to negotiate
Ted: by tying us up and at gun point?!
Jack: *ahem*
Ted: oh and also at sword point?..nice katana Jack.
Jack: you like it? Its from Kill Bill
Ted: oh man i love uma thurman!
Jack: Far out!! I love her shes so great-
Johnny: Guys!! Anyways, we are here to negotiate.
Terry: We're listening.
Keira:*cocks machine gun*....arent u forgetting to say something?
Terry: huh?
Keira: you're supposed to say "im listening intently"
Ted: Hey i want to say that!
Keira: no because i cocked the gun on Terrys throaght so hes supposed to say it
Ted: But thats not fair!!!
Johnny: ENOUGH!
Orland: *cries* Stop yelling!!
Johnny: We are here because our fans our complaining about the not possibility of a jack/liz relationship!
Keira: yea and no sex scenes?! What kind of movie is that?!
JOhnny/Orlando/Jack/ted/Terry:ITS DISNEY!!
Keira😖O WHAT!!
Jack: your just a horny little gurl who has the mentality of a 13 year old
Keira: oh yea well norrington makes an ugly pirate
Jack: *gasp* you.take.that.BACK!
Keira:will not!
Jack:will too!!
Orlando: What about my character doesnt he make a hot eunich?!
Keira/Jack: Shut up!!
Johnny: *shoots up in the air thorugh the ceiling*
Orlando:*screams* u couldve killed a birdie!!
Johnny: Have you all bloody idiots forgotten what we are here for?!
**To be continued**
Just looking back at these but I don't think EVERY bloody 13yr old teen thinks like this!