Well I tried. Get ready to cry.
Of boredom.
And..
Unfunnyness.. 😬
Every one suddenly pops up in Orlando's house.
Ivebeendepped: WHAT THE HAY!!!!
LovelyOne: It seems we've been teleported by some unknown force. Do you know what this means!?!!?!??
Evilm0nki3: It was me.
LovelyOne: Oh..
The doorbell rings. Orlando suddenly pops out of nowhere.
Orlando: OHMIGOSH!!! FED-EX IS HERE!!
akaamber: Aha! So that's the real reason They broke up!!
bwa: ???????
Orlando comes back in with a box.
johnnyforever: Whats in the box?! Whats in the box!?
Orlando:What box?
Ivebeendepped: The flipping box in your hands, you pansy.
Orlando slowly puts the box behind his back and starts slowly backing away.
orlando: I don't have a box in my hands....
PiratesDiva: Do you know what this means, girls?
Captainjacksluv: We'll just have to take the box from you!
all the girls attack orlando. except keira.. All that can be seen is a puff of smoke and arms punching like on those cartoons, or like on the Sims. Then ichy comes out dragging a box with his mouth and drops in front of jack, johnny and keira and the writers.. and who ever else i forgot.. Johnny picks up the box.
Johny: It's from Puerto Rico..
he opens the box,
Keira screams loudly like when she was on the black pearl in the first movie. all the girls crowd around the box and join her in screaming.
ivebeendepped: YOU BOUGHT MY JOHNNY'S UNDERWEAR OFF EBAY!?!?!?
mmoviejunkie: From Chiki Mina!!!
Everyone: CHIKI!?
She peeks her head out from a palm plant thingy in the corner.
PirateDiva: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THIS!
Chiki: heh heh Buyer/Seller Confidentiality?
END..
i guess lol
Gore: *to the crew* Ok we are going to shoot Orlandos reactions to the Kraken attacking the ship while everyone else will be running a muck *turns to Orlando* since our Kraken is all CGI i will be dictating to u where too look and when to react...good? *Orlando nods* *yells to crew* Places everyone!!
Orlando climbs up to the top of the mast grabs a hold of the sail and signals he's ready...
Gore: Ok and ACTION!!!
The crew start to move around the ship in a hectic frensy....
Gore: Good...ok Orlando to ur right there is a huge Tenticle...sword fight it *couple seconds go by* Good...Ok it's gone....OK Everyone look to the right a huge tenticle has just come out of the water and is like 60 ft high...look at it, fear it, dodge it.... Orlando make ur facial expression and head movement more dramatic! *Orlando follows the command* Good Good....ok it's coming down to crush the ship, places everyone..
Kadapolts throw men everywhere, men jump of the ship, the ship breaks in 2....the mast that Orlando is standing on starts to fall...
ORlando: WAIT!!!....CUT!!....GORE YELL CUT!!! *Hugs the post* I DONT WANNA DIE!!
Gore: CUT!!!
the post stops in mid air and mechanically starts to go back to it's place...
Gore: What Happened? Everything was going great!!!
Orlando: *still hanging on for dear life, cries out* I thought u were gonna yell cut before the Mast started to fall and then replace me with my stunt double!!!
Gore: What? I thought they told you that u where gonna be doing ur own stunt work today....your stunt double has called in sick!!!
Orlando: What? You mean you expect ME to dive into that *points to the ocean water* water?
Gore: YES!!!! We are so delayed we cant afford to wait for your double to come back!! You need to do this today ORLANDO!!!
Orlando: BUT I CANT SWIM!!!!
Gore: Now that is not my fault!!! I dont care how you do it....but u are going to learn how to swin in the next 2 mins cause that post is going down and u will hit the water!!! KAPEASH!!!!.....NOW ACTION!!!!!!
ORLANDO: Noooo Wait....*Cries* I cant swim....I want my MoMMy!!!! the post starts to fall and so does Orlando...
Gore: DIVE you IDIOT!!!!
Orlando looks down and Jumps!!!!
Couple of ours later an ambulance takes of to the hospital with Orlando in it!!!
Originally posted by evilm0nki3
Well I tried. Get ready to cry.Of boredom.
And..
Unfunnyness.. 😬
[b] Every one suddenly pops up in Orlando's house.
Ivebeendepped: WHAT THE HAY!!!!
LovelyOne: It seems we've been teleported by some unknown force. Do you know what this means!?!!?!??
Evilm0nki3: It was me.
LovelyOne: Oh..
The doorbell rings. Orlando suddenly pops out of nowhere.
Orlando: OHMIGOSH!!! FED-EX IS HERE!!
akaamber: Aha! So that's the real reason They broke up!!
bwa: ???????
Orlando comes back in with a box.
johnnyforever: Whats in the box?! Whats in the box!?
Orlando:What box?
Ivebeendepped: The flipping box in your hands, you pansy.
Orlando slowly puts the box behind his back and starts slowly backing away.
orlando: I don't have a box in my hands....
PiratesDiva: Do you know what this means, girls?
Captainjacksluv: We'll just have to take the box from you!
all the girls attack orlando. except keira.. All that can be seen is a puff of smoke and arms punching like on those cartoons, or like on the Sims. Then ichy comes out dragging a box with his mouth and drops in front of jack, johnny and keira and the writers.. and who ever else i forgot.. Johnny picks up the box.
Johny: It's from Puerto Rico..
he opens the box,
Keira screams loudly like when she was on the black pearl in the first movie. all the girls crowd around the box and join her in screaming.
ivebeendepped: YOU BOUGHT MY JOHNNY'S UNDERWEAR OFF EBAY!?!?!?
mmoviejunkie: From Chiki Mina!!!
Everyone: CHIKI!?
She peeks her head out from a palm plant thingy in the corner.
PirateDiva: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THIS!
Chiki: heh heh Buyer/Seller Confidentiality?
END..
i guess lol [/B]
LMAO i thought it was great...lol!!