Originally posted by Chiki Mina
Jack: Oh right!! we're here because u want to kill norrie!! What would the ladies think!! especially a chick i know whos name is sailor leo..oh yea..
Keira: *smacks jack on the head* u ass!! try to concentrate!! and stop hitting on young chicks!!
Johnny: Anyways!! Ted and Terry, let me ask you something. What made DMC hit the billion mark.
Ted: oo oo oo i wanna answer that!!
Johnny: *sigh* yes Ted please answer
Ted: because the writers of this movie rocks, man!!
Johnny: well thats part of it.
Terry: because all the movies from this summer sucked and DMC happened to be the only one that was good.
Johnny:..uh
Keira: because of the jack/liz kiss u idiots!!
Ted/Terry: oooooohhhh...riiight
Keira: riiight.. so what do u guys think should happen in AWE!?
Orlando: I think Will should be the main character!
Johnny: shut up thats my job..
Orlando: no fair!! you get to wear eyeliner!!
Johnny: thats bc I look hot in it and if u wear it u'll look like michael jackson. Besides, maybeline made a great deal with me.
Terry:um excuse me guys/gurls whatever u guys are...can we get to the real point so we could continue writing!
**Naomi Harris walks in aka Tia Dalma**
Ted: aa Naomi thank heavens ur here!! These psyhos have tied us up and making complains about the movie!!
Naomi: oh yea?! I have complaints myself!
Terry: dear God...
Naomi: Yea how come my character has rotten teeth! I cant barelly breath in this damn corset! And whats up with my hair!! It looks like a crows nest!
Johnny: Naomi there are other better things to discuss than ur rotten teeth and other things i really dont want to know..eww*shivers*
**continue??**
Ted: Naomi you whiner!! You get paid dont you!?
Naomi: Not good enough!! You pay me enough to have a crow nest hair? I dont think so! Last night I couldnt sleep bc the baby crows just hatched in my hair!
Terry: omg ok fine!! We'll pay u extra! I just want to get this over with!
Jack: ok first I dont want norrie to die. I dont want to break my gurls heart. Sailor leo, if you're reading this I want you to know I love you baby. I hope you still have the apartments keys i gave you baby.
Keira:*slaps jack* omg ur such a sicko!!
Jack: she digs me!! you're just jelous cause you cant have this *pss* you know it hot.
Keira: *raises her fist*
Orlando: *stands between jack and keira* You guys please lets not start fighting. Why dont we all hold hands and sing Kumbaya! We'll have smores, a campfire, maybe some nuts and some pretty horses.
Johnny: Ok thats it im taking away your "Brokeback Mountain" movie!
Orlando: you cant do that I hate you!!
Ted: Terry, remind me again why we hired them..
Terry: remind ME not to drink while hiring actors...
**continue**?? if u all like it lol
**DMC on the desert Island where the characters have just found the chest and Will...The cast and crew are taking a tea beak**
**Keira is lying flat on her back sunbathing**
Keira: I'm so hot!
Johnny: Well...someone thinks alot of herself....
Orlando: Well maybe if you weren't lying there waiting for the sun to turn your skin into and old leather boot, you might not be so hot.
**Jack D; also sunbathing**
Jack: Damnit, I didn't think of that...
Keira: Johnny?
Johnny: I'm not here
Jack: Thats funny...i could swear I just heard his voice...
**Johnny rolls his eyes**
Keira: How come you manage to look ever-youthful when men your age are starting to look like coffin-dodgers?
Orlando: One word Keira; Lyposuction....
Johnny: One word Orli; Jealous
Keira: Two words 'girls'; Sad b*****ds
Johnny: The secret of eternal youth is simple; you've either got it or you haven't....when Orli is my age he'll be living in an old peoples home pissing into a colostomy bag whilst sharing a room with a man called cecil...
Keira: You have such a beautiful outlook on life, Mr Happy.
Johnny: Says the woman who will eventually end up being that sad old lady at the end of the road with the big scary house and all those pet cats....
Jack D : I like cats...
Keira: There is no way I will end up living like that...besides, i'm more of a dog person myself.
Jack D: And what about me?
Johnny: Death-by-sex
Jack D : Ah well...atleast i died happy...
that's hilarious.....you should continue. I guess I'll try one.
*after Elizabeth chains Jack to the ship*
Jack😛irate
*Silence*
Elizabeth: Damn it Johhny!
Jack: What did I do so wrong?!
Elizabeth: Can you stop being hot for one second?! It's not easy to leave you on a sinking ship when you're so sexy!
Gore: CUT!
*Gore runs on the set*
Gore: Keira, whats the problem this time.
Elizabeth: I'm sorry, but this movie is too unrealistic. I mean, honestly, Gore, what type of young girl would seriously leave someone as hot as Johnny on a sinking ship!
*Keira walks off the set mumbling curse words*
*Gore looks at Johnny*
*Orlando walks up to them*
Orlando: What's with all the hostility. Hey, I have and idea. How about we go plant a tree...
Johnny: You know, Orlando...you scare the hell out of me, more and more, everyday.
Originally posted by T.Maria
**DMC on the desert Island where the characters have just found the chest and Will...The cast and crew are taking a tea beak****Keira is lying flat on her back sunbathing**
Keira: I'm so hot!
Johnny: Well...someone thinks alot of herself....
Orlando: Well maybe if you weren't lying there waiting for the sun to turn your skin into and old leather boot, you might not be so hot.
**Jack D; also sunbathing**
Jack: Damnit, I didn't think of that...
Keira: Johnny?
Johnny: I'm not here
Jack: Thats funny...i could swear I just heard his voice...
**Johnny rolls his eyes**
Keira: How come you manage to look ever-youthful when men your age are starting to look like coffin-dodgers?
Orlando: One word Keira; Lyposuction....
Johnny: One word Orli; Jealous
Keira: Two words 'girls'; Sad b*****ds
Johnny: The secret of eternal youth is simple; you've either got it or you haven't....when Orli is my age he'll be living in an old peoples home pissing into a colostomy bag whilst sharing a room with a man called cecil...
Keira: You have such a beautiful outlook on life, Mr Happy.
Johnny: Says the woman who will eventually end up being that sad old lady at the end of the road with the big scary house and all those pet cats....
Jack D : I like cats...
Keira: There is no way I will end up living like that...besides, i'm more of a dog person myself.
Jack D: And what about me?
Johnny: Death-by-sex
Jack D : Ah well...atleast i died happy...
death by sex huh *has evil thougts*...j/k...
BEFORE YOU READ THIS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT I MEAN NO OFFENCE TO ANY OF YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL! I DID IT FOR FUN AND IF ANYONE IS OFFENDED THEN I APOLOGISE....😄
**Orlando is walking carelessly along a street on his way to the studios where they are partially filming some of the POTC3 film**
Orlando: Zippidy-do0-dar, zippidy-aye, my oh my what a wonderful day...
**Orlando suddenly feels the ground moving. The buildings and trees begin to shake, and he can hear a dull roaring from behind him. He looks around slowly, and notices hundreds of screaming girl fans running after him...with pitch forks and flaming torches
Orlando: OH NO! Its the johnny lovers from the killermovies forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ivebeendeppened: KILL HIM! String him up by his toes and torture him until he makes Ted and Terry give us our Jack and Liz ending!!!!!!!!!
PirateDiva: Lets just string him up and have some fun with him...
Sailorleo: Or better yet, lets find my Norrie and have some fun with him!
Orlando: I'm begging you, don't hurt me! I'll give you anything you want!
KatelovesPirate: Then give us back our Jack/liz ending!
Orlando: No! Anything but that!
LovelyOne: But can't you see that the signs are all there for Jack/Liz? I've analysed all the films over a million times and I STILL manage to find a hidden detail that i seem to have missed!
LoveThemTigers: She's right...shes a film studies student, i'll have you know!!
Orlando: I'm not listening to you...Ted and Terry have told me i'm only allowed to go to the KTTC forums...he said they like me over there...he said i'm treated like a god-
Mmoviejunkie: - But they're all dillusional over there and they probably wouldn't be able to find their asses with both hands...
Sailorleo: I don't care about KTTC right now, i just want to see my Norrie!
**Orlando suddenly makes a break for it and runs towards the studio doors. The girls run after him in persuit, but then stop as the studio doors open and a certain few famous stars step out of them**
SailorLeo: Omg! Omg! Omg! *faints*
LovelyOne: She FINALLY gets to see Norrie in the flesh and now she's MISSING IT!
**Orlando hids behind Johnny and uses him as a sheild. Norrie has stepped forward and has bent down to pick SailorLeo up off the floor...he's now cradling her like a baby**
PirateDiva: Lucky B**ch!
Johnny: So what's going on here? I mean, i know alot of people would like to see orlando dead but...to do it in broad daylight? It's a bit risky...
Ivebeendeppened: We just want our Jack/Liz ending!
Keira: Yeah...me too!
LovelyOne: We just want someone to put in a good word for us!
Keira: I've already done it!
Johnny: You did?
keira: oh come on...why would i want elizabeth to end up back where she started when jack sets her free everytime?
LovelyOne: You haven't been reading my analysis by any chance, have you?
**SailorLeo suddenly opens her eyes, smiling wickedly whilst cuddling closer to Norries chest
SailorLeo: Finally!! Now then....lets see if Johnny was right...death-by-sex....