**Johnny and Keira standing outside orlando's trailer. It's dark and they look like they're upto mischief**
Johnny: *Holding rope in his hand*
You ready?
Keira: *Holding whip cream and a polaroid camera in her hands*
As I'll ever be...
Johnny: ok...On three....two...one....GO! GO! GO!
**They invade the trailer door and run inside**
Johnny: Where is he??
**Keira looks around before stopping just outside of the bathroom door**
Keira: He's in here...
Johnny: Haha...i told him he looks constapated today....i must have been right...
Keira: SHUSH! Listen...
**Johnny and Keira put their ears to the door**
Orlando: *Singing at the top of his voice over the shower*
I'm too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt...so sexy it hurts...
And I'm too sexy for this song...too sexy for this song...so sexy its wrong....
I'm a model...you know what I mean; I shake my little tush on the catwalk....
**Keira and Johnny look at eachother**
Johnny: he's clearly a eunich
Keira: Is there any chance that you're NOT going to completly take the piss out of him for this?
Johnny: He's got more of a chance of pulling sun-beams out of his ass...
Originally posted by T.Mariaah i love it....you guys are so mean to bloom!
**Johnny and Keira standing outside orlando's trailer. It's dark and they look like they're upto mischief**Johnny: *Holding rope in his hand*
You ready?Keira: *Holding whip cream and a polaroid camera in her hands*
As I'll ever be...Johnny: ok...On three....two...one....GO! GO! GO!
**They invade the trailer door and run inside**
Johnny: Where is he??
**Keira looks around before stopping just outside of the bathroom door**
Keira: He's in here...
Johnny: Haha...i told him he looks constapated today....i must have been right...
Keira: SHUSH! Listen...
**Johnny and Keira put their ears to the door**
Orlando: *Singing at the top of his voice over the shower*
I'm too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt...so sexy it hurts...
And I'm too sexy for this song...too sexy for this song...so sexy its wrong....
I'm a model...you know what I mean; I shake my little tush on the catwalk....**Keira and Johnny look at eachother**
Johnny: he's clearly a eunich
Keira: Is there any chance that you're NOT going to completly take the piss out of him for this?
Johnny: He's got more of a chance of pulling sun-beams out of his ass...
Liz: You do know that Will taught me how to handle a sword...?
Jack: He better had not, the dirty little toe-rag! Where is he? I'll chop his wee-willy-winkie off!
Gore: CUT! ... And also just for the record; Orlando said that if you take the piss out of his manhood once more he is going to sue.
Johnny: oh but....thats where all my best gags come from!
Keira: Yes...I have to admit, they are rather good!
Jack Dav: Yeah! especially the one where you compared it to the Eiffle tower!
**Johnny looks over at him**
Johnny: I think you'll find I was talking about another head, there....
Gore: I mean it! I'm not being sued over a petty little macho argument!
Johnny: Your just sore because yours is smaller than orlando's...
Keira: And how would you know?
Jack D : I told him
**Everyone looks at Jack D**
Jack D: What?
PS:
ah i love it....you guys are so mean to bloom! - Sailorleo
But hes so much fun to pick at 😄
And also...I know you love norri (as do i!😄) so don't kill me for using him here 🙂....It does not mean he is in any way gay...
He just likes to compare sizes 😄
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
mmkk its just role playing its not really johnny*Johnny bangs on orlandos trailer*
Orland: what?!
Johnny: where is it?!
orli: wheres what?
Johnny: u know!
Orli: no i dont...
Johnny: give back my eyeliner!
Orli: i dunno what ur talking about
johnny: ur wearing it right now!!
lol!!